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Your Horoscopes by Madame AEnigma
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17 Dec 2007 Mon 01:02 am |
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Myself: 14/11
Scorpio:
Beautiful, magnetic, sensual and highly intelligent You embarrass Libras because you like your coffee straight out of the bag, eaten with a spoon. Scorpios this week should take care not to go outside in a bikini. Lucky stone: kidney. Lucky Song: "Dancing Queen" by Abba. Lucky particle accelerator: CERN.
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17 Dec 2007 Mon 01:05 am |
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Dammit!! All these years I thought I was a Sagittarian!!!! 
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17 Dec 2007 Mon 01:07 am |
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Quoting girleegirl: Dammit!! All these years I thought I was a Sagittarian!!!! |
Ooops Right let me make some amendments
Madame AEnigma is a little tired tonight 
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17 Dec 2007 Mon 01:12 am |
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Quoting AEnigma III:
Ooops Right let me make some amendments Madame AEnigma is a little tired tonight |
No, no...quite alright. I believe your original evaluation was right on the money! Let's just leave well enough alone 
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17 Dec 2007 Mon 01:14 am |
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Quoting girleegirl: 11/25
Tell me all about me....I am dying to know who I am!
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Ermmm
Sagittarius:
Poor relation of the Scorpio. Animals and small children love Sagittarians. Adults are more cautious. Avoid putting your iPOD earphones in your nose this week. Lucky meat: mutton. Lucky wrongly hanged man: Timothy Evans. Lucky Jargon: "Blue sky thinking".
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17 Dec 2007 Mon 01:21 am |
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Quoting AEnigma III:
Ermmm
Sagittarius:
Poor relation of the Scorpio. Animals and small children love Sagittarians. Adults are more cautious. Avoid putting your iPOD earphones in your nose this week. Lucky meat: mutton. Lucky wrongly hanged man: Timothy Evans. Lucky Jargon: 'Blue sky thinking'. |
This is a scam!! I protest!!! I don't even EAT meat...how can I possibly have a lucky meat??? I demand a do-over!!! 
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17 Dec 2007 Mon 01:22 am |
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Madame AEnigma is resting now. She will be available for your astrological requirements tomorrow.
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17 Dec 2007 Mon 01:23 am |
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I would suggest cutting a small piece of mutton and carrying it around in your purse this week for good luck.
Madame AEnigma's powers are fading now and she must rest...
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17 Dec 2007 Mon 01:40 am |
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17 Dec 2007 Mon 10:26 am |
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Quoting AEnigma III:
Scorpio:
Beautiful, magnetic, sensual and highly intelligent You embarrass Libras because you like your coffee straight out of the bag, eaten with a spoon. Scorpios this week should take care not to go outside in a bikini. Lucky stone: kidney. Lucky Song: 'Dancing Queen' by Abba. Lucky particle accelerator: CERN. |
lucky teas: achillea millefolium & horsetail
lucky dance: dance of the rolling pin))
other secrets: should definitely remain unrevealed. 
lucky dressing:  
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17 Dec 2007 Mon 12:08 pm |
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19/06 
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