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Your Horoscopes by Madame AEnigma
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16 Dec 2007 Sun 06:28 pm |
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Having undertaken a comprehensive course in Astrology at great personal expense, I am now happy to provide a totally free weekly horoscope service to all Turkish Class Members. Provide me with your birth date and I will post your horoscope for this week 
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16 Dec 2007 Sun 06:50 pm |
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05/22
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16 Dec 2007 Sun 06:56 pm |
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Do you provide the same service to those who don't believe in that? 
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16 Dec 2007 Sun 07:26 pm |
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18/10/1987, future to be foretold after answering Caliptrix' question
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16 Dec 2007 Sun 07:32 pm |
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07 may 1980!! please tell me i am going to be rich
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16 Dec 2007 Sun 08:09 pm |
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01/01 - I want to hear that I will pass ALL my exams ever in my life.  (if you say that I will, it means that you're a reliable horoscope teller)
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16 Dec 2007 Sun 08:34 pm |
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And I am curious about this date:
february 29th
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16 Dec 2007 Sun 09:05 pm |
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Quoting caliptrix: And I am curious about this date:
february 29th
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I don't think that one has a horoscope, according to the calender, that person doesn't exist..
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16 Dec 2007 Sun 09:06 pm |
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offfffffffffffff! 
31/12
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16 Dec 2007 Sun 09:09 pm |
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Quoting femme_fatal:
offfffffffffffff!
31/12 |
That explains why we are SUCH polar opposites!
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16 Dec 2007 Sun 09:12 pm |
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Quoting ciko: 07 may 1980!! please tell me i am going to be rich |
you are soooo young! 
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16 Dec 2007 Sun 09:15 pm |
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where is that witch?
theres a huge queue now in front of her doors.
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16 Dec 2007 Sun 09:28 pm |
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Gemini:
The Gemini is essentially nothing more than a paranoid Aquarius. Avoid all sweet tobacco this week. A good week for jumping into the bath with a friend. Lucky sandwich: Cheese and Onion. Lucky stone: Mick Jagger. Lucky TC Member: Ciko.
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16 Dec 2007 Sun 09:30 pm |
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pleaaaaaaseee don't tell me that my lucky TC member is Qdemir, he belongs to femme! 
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16 Dec 2007 Sun 09:32 pm |
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Quoting ciko: 07 may 1980!! please tell me i am going to be rich |
Taurus:
You're very earthy, which may mean that you don't shower as often as most people. Avoid pork. With the sun in Uranus this week, it would be best to avoid spicy food. Lucky Boxers: Blue. Lucky Astronaut: Buzz Aldrin. Lucky Hedge: Hawthorn.
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16 Dec 2007 Sun 09:36 pm |
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Quoting catwoman: 01/01 - I want to hear that I will pass ALL my exams ever in my life. (if you say that I will, it means that you're a reliable horoscope teller) |
Capricorn: They are often good at math which explains why they are such pains in the ass. With the moon moving through your intestines this week, its a good idea to drink milk. Avoid Femme. Lucky Deleted TC User: Robyn. Lucky Knickers: French. Lucky philosophy: Logical Positivism.
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16 Dec 2007 Sun 09:41 pm |
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Quoting femme_fatal: 31/12 |
Another Capricorn with Temper Rising:
Most politicians are Capricorns, which is why our country is always in a mess. This week you should try to eat prunes. Avoid people. Lucky Dead Communist: Joseph Stalin. Lucky jumper: Polo neck. Lucky TC Member: Alameda.
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16 Dec 2007 Sun 09:46 pm |
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Quoting caliptrix: And I am curious about this date:
february 29th
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Pisces:
Kind and sensitive. Everywhere you go, laughter and comedy ensue. This would be great if you were trying to be funny. Your lucky road sign: "Pedestrians on the road". Lucky TC Spammer: drmworker8. Lucky Theatre Seat: 47F.
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16 Dec 2007 Sun 09:50 pm |
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Quoting Deli_kizin: 18/10/1987, future to be foretold after answering Caliptrix' question |
Libra:
You dont like to rock the boat and can be flirty - especially with monks. You are oh-so-elegant and tasteful to the point of incurring nausea from loved ones. Your lucky TC member is caliptrix. Lucky dead queen: Victoria. Lucky road: The M1.
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16 Dec 2007 Sun 09:53 pm |
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Quoting AEnigma III: Quoting femme_fatal: 31/12 |
Another Capricorn with Temper Rising:
Most politicians are Capricorns, which is why our country is always in a mess.
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Quoting AEnigma III:
This week you should try to eat prunes. |
i love prunes, they are extremely popular at xmass time
Quoting AEnigma III:
Avoid people. |
Quoting AEnigma III:
Lucky Dead Communist: Joseph Stalin. |
peace be upon him!
Quoting AEnigma III:
Lucky jumper: Polo neck.
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Quoting AEnigma III:
Lucky TC Member: Alameda. |
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16 Dec 2007 Sun 09:57 pm |
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I need a lie down now - my powers have drained
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16 Dec 2007 Sun 10:04 pm |
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Quoting femme_fatal:
Quoting AEnigma III:
Lucky Dead Communist: Joseph Stalin. |
peace be upon him! |
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16 Dec 2007 Sun 10:06 pm |
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Quoting AEnigma III: I need a lie down now - my powers have drained |
ok, you ve done a hell lot of work!
thank you 
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16 Dec 2007 Sun 10:51 pm |
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Quoting AEnigma III: I need a lie down now - my powers have drained |
 and smell the
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17 Dec 2007 Mon 12:41 am |
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Any more?
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17 Dec 2007 Mon 12:55 am |
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11/25
Tell me all about me....I am dying to know who I am!
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17 Dec 2007 Mon 12:55 am |
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Quoting catwoman: Quoting caliptrix: And I am curious about this date:
february 29th
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I don't think that one has a horoscope, according to the calender, that person doesn't exist.. |
Aha! Then check the calendar for 2008 
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17 Dec 2007 Mon 01:02 am |
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Myself: 14/11
Scorpio:
Beautiful, magnetic, sensual and highly intelligent You embarrass Libras because you like your coffee straight out of the bag, eaten with a spoon. Scorpios this week should take care not to go outside in a bikini. Lucky stone: kidney. Lucky Song: "Dancing Queen" by Abba. Lucky particle accelerator: CERN.
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17 Dec 2007 Mon 01:05 am |
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Dammit!! All these years I thought I was a Sagittarian!!!! 
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17 Dec 2007 Mon 01:07 am |
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Quoting girleegirl: Dammit!! All these years I thought I was a Sagittarian!!!! |
Ooops Right let me make some amendments
Madame AEnigma is a little tired tonight 
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17 Dec 2007 Mon 01:12 am |
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Quoting AEnigma III:
Ooops Right let me make some amendments Madame AEnigma is a little tired tonight |
No, no...quite alright. I believe your original evaluation was right on the money! Let's just leave well enough alone
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17 Dec 2007 Mon 01:14 am |
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Quoting girleegirl: 11/25
Tell me all about me....I am dying to know who I am!
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Ermmm
Sagittarius:
Poor relation of the Scorpio. Animals and small children love Sagittarians. Adults are more cautious. Avoid putting your iPOD earphones in your nose this week. Lucky meat: mutton. Lucky wrongly hanged man: Timothy Evans. Lucky Jargon: "Blue sky thinking".
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17 Dec 2007 Mon 01:21 am |
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Quoting AEnigma III:
Ermmm
Sagittarius:
Poor relation of the Scorpio. Animals and small children love Sagittarians. Adults are more cautious. Avoid putting your iPOD earphones in your nose this week. Lucky meat: mutton. Lucky wrongly hanged man: Timothy Evans. Lucky Jargon: 'Blue sky thinking'. |
This is a scam!! I protest!!! I don't even EAT meat...how can I possibly have a lucky meat??? I demand a do-over!!!
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17 Dec 2007 Mon 01:22 am |
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Madame AEnigma is resting now. She will be available for your astrological requirements tomorrow.
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17 Dec 2007 Mon 01:23 am |
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I would suggest cutting a small piece of mutton and carrying it around in your purse this week for good luck.
Madame AEnigma's powers are fading now and she must rest...
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17 Dec 2007 Mon 01:40 am |
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17 Dec 2007 Mon 10:26 am |
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Quoting AEnigma III:
Scorpio:
Beautiful, magnetic, sensual and highly intelligent You embarrass Libras because you like your coffee straight out of the bag, eaten with a spoon. Scorpios this week should take care not to go outside in a bikini. Lucky stone: kidney. Lucky Song: 'Dancing Queen' by Abba. Lucky particle accelerator: CERN. |
lucky teas: achillea millefolium & horsetail
lucky dance: dance of the rolling pin))
other secrets: should definitely remain unrevealed. 
lucky dressing: 
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17 Dec 2007 Mon 12:08 pm |
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19/06 
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17 Dec 2007 Mon 01:22 pm |
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08/11/1974
PS please be gentle, i like it that way.
you know, scorpios sensitivity )))
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17 Dec 2007 Mon 01:37 pm |
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may 28 1987
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17 Dec 2007 Mon 01:49 pm |
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Quoting thehandsom: 19/06 |
20/06 Let's have a party next year and invite all TC members
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17 Dec 2007 Mon 01:52 pm |
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Quoting Delidolu: Quoting thehandsom: 19/06 |
20/06 Let's have a party next year and invite all TC members |
OMG! Now you will ask for presents...
youngsters nowadays... pf.......
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17 Dec 2007 Mon 02:02 pm |
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Quoting portokal: Quoting Delidolu: Quoting thehandsom: 19/06 |
20/06 Let's have a party next year and invite all TC members |
OMG! Now you will ask for presents...
youngsters nowadays... pf....... |
All I want as a present is you to BE present at the party
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17 Dec 2007 Mon 02:07 pm |
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Quoting Delidolu: Quoting portokal: Quoting Delidolu: Quoting thehandsom: 19/06 |
20/06 Let's have a party next year and invite all TC members |
OMG! Now you will ask for presents...
youngsters nowadays... pf....... |
All I want as a present is you to BE present at the party |
me?
(this "you" always confuses me in firts case it is my pleasure, in the second one i can be missed without any problems))))))
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17 Dec 2007 Mon 02:18 pm |
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Quoting portokal: 08/11/1974
PS please be gentle, i like it that way.
you know, scorpios sensitivity ))) |
I have done Scorpio
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17 Dec 2007 Mon 02:25 pm |
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Quoting AEnigma III: Quoting portokal: 08/11/1974
PS please be gentle, i like it that way.
you know, scorpios sensitivity ))) |
I have done Scorpio |
sorry... i will read it.
thank you ))))
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17 Dec 2007 Mon 04:50 pm |
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Quoting femme_fatal: Quoting ciko: 07 may 1980!! please tell me i am going to be rich |
you are soooo young! |
the lines under my eyes say that i am not sooo young
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17 Dec 2007 Mon 06:27 pm |
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Quoting ciko: Quoting femme_fatal: Quoting ciko: 07 may 1980!! please tell me i am going to be rich |
you are soooo young! |
the lines under my eyes say that i am not sooo young |
OMG
when are you going to have some plastic op?
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17 Dec 2007 Mon 06:42 pm |
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12/15
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17 Dec 2007 Mon 06:58 pm |
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Oh crikey! This thread is proving hard work..... ermmm...Madame AEnigma is consulting the stars and will be back with your answers
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17 Dec 2007 Mon 07:07 pm |
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Quoting femme_fatal: Quoting ciko: Quoting femme_fatal: Quoting ciko: 07 may 1980!! please tell me i am going to be rich |
you are soooo young! |
the lines under my eyes say that i am not sooo young |
OMG
when are you going to have some plastic op? |
Ama..the stars are saying you are a perfect match! Perhaps not for marriage, but for dudu and older woman...perfect
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17 Dec 2007 Mon 07:27 pm |
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Quoting AEnigma III:
Gemini:
The Gemini is essentially nothing more than a paranoid Aquarius. Avoid all sweet tobacco this week. A good week for jumping into the bath with a friend. Lucky sandwich: Cheese and Onion. Lucky stone: Mick Jagger. Lucky TC Member: Ciko. |
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17 Dec 2007 Mon 07:34 pm |
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Quoting AEnigma III: Oh crikey! This thread is proving hard work..... ermmm...Madame AEnigma is consulting the stars and will be back with your answers |
Remember you offered to provide this free weekly....I'm looking forward to next weeks horoscopes...
Bye the way, since Nostro has let me down...can you tell me what my future holds..Madame? Be nice....
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17 Dec 2007 Mon 07:49 pm |
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Quoting teaschip1:
Bye the way, since Nostro has let me down...can you tell me what my future holds..Madame? Be nice.... |
i just thought howcome teas not here
btw, did nostro personally know you?
OMG how old are you then?
give us you actual BD!
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17 Dec 2007 Mon 07:54 pm |
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Quoting femme_fatal: Quoting teaschip1:
Bye the way, since Nostro has let me down...can you tell me what my future holds..Madame? Be nice.... |
i just thought howcome teas not here
btw, did nostro personally know you?
OMG how old are you then?
give us you actual BD! |
I thought I knew him and Madame revealed he was a fake to me. So I was hoping with her gifted knowledge, she could enlighten me on the future I may hold.
Here is the date 9/23..I can't divulge the year..you may throw me in the oldbegs club...
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17 Dec 2007 Mon 07:59 pm |
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Quoting teaschip1: Quoting femme_fatal: Quoting teaschip1:
Bye the way, since Nostro has let me down...can you tell me what my future holds..Madame? Be nice.... |
i just thought howcome teas not here
btw, did nostro personally know you?
OMG how old are you then?
give us you actual BD! |
I thought I knew him and Madame revealed he was a fake to me. So I was hoping with her gifted knowledge, she could enlighten me on the future I may hold.
Here is the date 9/23..I can't divulge the year..you may throw me in the oldbegs club... |
its not easy to get into oldbegs club. you have to meet certain criterias.
btw, wheres that another bed amerikan lisa?
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17 Dec 2007 Mon 08:30 pm |
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Quoting thehandsom: 19/06 |
Gemini with Gemini Rising:
Gemini is the hairiest sign of the Zodiac - some are covered head to foot in black fur. They are usually the life and soul of a party, but soon stop smiling in immigration departments. This week members of the same sex will be strangely attracted to you - reevaluate your walk or visit a barber. Lucky TC Thread: "Quinoa in Turkey". Lucky Smell: Cod. Lucky Parliament: The Welsh Assembly.
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17 Dec 2007 Mon 09:16 pm |
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Quoting AEnigma III: Lucky Parliament: The Welsh Assembly. |
you cracked me with this
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17 Dec 2007 Mon 09:24 pm |
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It's all I live for! 
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17 Dec 2007 Mon 09:33 pm |
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Madame AEnigma...have you done Aries yet????....I would be interested in your insight
Is there a chance for me and Dudu?
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17 Dec 2007 Mon 09:38 pm |
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Quoting Elisabeth: Madame AEnigma...have you done Aries yet????....I would be interested in your insight
Is there a chance for me and Dudu? |
I am studying your chart and will report back when the planets are aligned
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17 Dec 2007 Mon 10:14 pm |
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Quoting caliptrix: And I am curious about this date:
february 29th
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One birthday every four years - how bad is that? But when you are as old as me, maybe not so bad
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17 Dec 2007 Mon 11:21 pm |
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Quoting Elisabeth: Madame AEnigma...have you done Aries yet????....I would be interested in your insight |
Aries:
Aries are strong willed and infallible, which means God is probably an Aries (the devil is Capricorn). You like to poke your rams horns into everyone's business and for obvious reasons, nobody should turn their back on you. This week Aries should avoid door to door salesmen offering them holiday homes in Yemen. Electrical applicances will break this week - arrange for suitable alternatives. Lucky translator: Umut_Umut. Lucky Quantum Physics Matter: Supersolidity. Lucky Ottoman: Mehmed II.
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17 Dec 2007 Mon 11:22 pm |
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Quoting AEnigma III: Quoting thehandsom: 19/06 |
Gemini with Gemini Rising:
Gemini is the hairiest sign of the Zodiac - some are covered head to foot in black fur. They are usually the life and soul of a party, but soon stop smiling in immigration departments. This week members of the same sex will be strangely attracted to you - reevaluate your walk or visit a barber. Lucky TC Thread: "Quinoa in Turkey". Lucky Smell: Cod. Lucky Parliament: The Welsh Assembly. |
OMG..
Everything is so correct, right on spot!!
Even The welsh Assembly
Aww...I TRUST what you say Aenigma. I wont be going to a barber, it is for sure.
Can you read palms by the way?
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17 Dec 2007 Mon 11:24 pm |
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Quoting thehandsom: OMG..
Everything is so correct, right on spot!!
Even The welsh Assembly
Aww...I TRUST what you say Aenigma. I wont be going to a barber, it is for sure.
Can you read palms by the way? |
Thank you thehandsom
I read palms when they are crossed with silver
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17 Dec 2007 Mon 11:27 pm |
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Quoting AEnigma III: Quoting Elisabeth: Madame AEnigma...have you done Aries yet????....I would be interested in your insight |
Aries:
Aries are strong willed and infallible, which means God is probably an Aries (the devil is Capricorn). You like to poke your rams horns into everyone's business and for obvious reasons, nobody should turn their back on you. This week Aries should avoid door to door salesmen offering them holiday homes in Yemen. Electrical applicances will break this week - arrange for suitable alternatives. Lucky translator: Umut_Umut. Lucky Quantum Physics Matter: Supersolidity. Lucky Ottoman: Mehmed II. |
Wow...my hairdryer broke this morning...I am sitting at my desk looking like Frankenstein! and I have this insatiable urge to headbutt my co workers! When I walk into a room, people often say....OH GOD! and run away...then I headbutt them!! It's an amazing power you have Madame AEnigma! You're spot on!!
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17 Dec 2007 Mon 11:29 pm |
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Quoting Elisabeth: Wow...my hairdryer broke this morning...I am sitting at my desk looking like Frankenstein! and I have this insatiable urge to headbutt my co workers! When I walk into a room, people often say....OH GOD! and run away...then I headbutt them!! It's an amazing power you have Madame AEnigma! You're spot on!! |
Awwwwww thank you
The planets never lie
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18 Dec 2007 Tue 01:43 am |
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AEnigma muneccimbaşı, can you give me my weekly horoscope? Im interested in wednesday and friday in particular. I have been nervous all the time and I just cant wait for your reply! I have always based my choices upon your guidance, but now that you have started your own business, I have become even more confident that you are the star we have to follow to find salvation!
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18 Dec 2007 Tue 08:03 am |
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Quoting thehandsom:
Can you read palms by the way? |
How can she read hairy palms?
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18 Dec 2007 Tue 08:08 am |
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Quoting girleegirl: Quoting AEnigma III:
Ermmm
Sagittarius:
Poor relation of the Scorpio. Animals and small children love Sagittarians. Adults are more cautious. Avoid putting your iPOD earphones in your nose this week. Lucky meat: mutton. Lucky wrongly hanged man: Timothy Evans. Lucky Jargon: 'Blue sky thinking'. |
This is a scam!! I protest!!! I don't even EAT meat...how can I possibly have a lucky meat??? I demand a do-over!!! |
I am still waiting for my do-over!!!!!
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18 Dec 2007 Tue 11:16 am |
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This thread is SO informative. Am I too late for a reading? 12th January - I know Madame Aenigma already did Capricorn but I am sure she advertised a personalhoroscope!
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18 Dec 2007 Tue 02:20 pm |
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Quoting justinetime: where's mine? |
Awwwwww sorry Justine I missed your request. I will be consulting the planets and reporting back this evening
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18 Dec 2007 Tue 07:15 pm |
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Quote: Quoting Delidolu:
me?
(this 'you' always confuses me in firts case it is my pleasure, in the second one i can be missed without any problems)))))) |
of course YOU who else (ok and the rest of the members too) |
well, i could drop by... ))))))))))))
would you mind me bringing along my rabbit?
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18 Dec 2007 Tue 07:45 pm |
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Quote: Quoting portokal: Quoting Delidolu:
me?
(this 'you' always confuses me in firts case it is my pleasure, in the second one i can be missed without any problems)))))) |
of course YOU who else (ok and the rest of the members too) |
well, i could drop by... ))))))))))))
would you mind me bringing along my rabbit?
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Not at all...I will be bringing along my two turtles
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19 Dec 2007 Wed 01:12 am |
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Quoting Delidolu: Quoting portokal:
well, i could drop by... ))))))))))))
would you mind me bringing along my rabbit?
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Not at all...I will be bringing along my two turtles |
i see...let me look for an another present )))))
btw, the only problem with turtles is that your great-grandchildren might get genetically bored of them)))))
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19 Dec 2007 Wed 01:17 am |
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Quote:
i see...let me look for an another present )))))
btw, the only problem with turtles is that your great-grandchildren might get genetically bored of them)))))
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hmmmmmm....didn't think of that!Ok I'll leave a will then if they don't want my turtles they can send them to Turkia as a present to the great great grandchildren of my ex dudu
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19 Dec 2007 Wed 01:19 am |
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Quote: Quoting Delidolu:
i see...let me look for an another present )))))
btw, the only problem with turtles is that your great-grandchildren might get genetically bored of them)))))
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hmmmmmm....didn't think of that!Ok I'll leave a will then if they don't want my turtles they can send them to Turkia as a present to the great great grandchildren of my ex dudu |
hard at forgetting, isn't it? )))))))))
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19 Dec 2007 Wed 01:25 am |
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Quote:
hard at forgetting, isn't it? ))))))))) |
well I want his grandchildren to have a present from the granny that left that awful mark on their granpa's back 
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19 Dec 2007 Wed 01:27 am |
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did this already happened? or will, in the following decades?
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19 Dec 2007 Wed 07:42 pm |
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Quoting justinetime: i'm still waiting...  |
Gemini:
Everyone loves a Gemini because everyone loves a schizophrenic. You like to think that you are a half-and half mixture of Socrates and Plato, but actually it's more like AlphaF and Teaschip. This week you should try to avoid jumping off tall buildings, particularly if you are wearing fishnet stockings. Your dudu will be argumentative - slap his legs cover him with whipped cream. Lucky Envelope: Buff. Lucky Japanese Martial Art: Battojutsu. Lucky Bed Amerikan: Elisabeth.
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19 Dec 2007 Wed 07:44 pm |
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so how about mine?!
18/08 Leo
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19 Dec 2007 Wed 07:45 pm |
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Quoting SuiGeneris: so how about mine?!
18/08 Leo |
Thank god! I am so tired of all these capricorns and geminis
I will consult the stars.....
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19 Dec 2007 Wed 07:46 pm |
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Quoting AEnigma III: Quoting SuiGeneris: so how about mine?!
18/08 Leo |
Thank god! I am so tired of all these capricorns and geminis
I will consult the stars..... |
pfffffff you are so slow
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19 Dec 2007 Wed 07:49 pm |
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Quoting AEnigma III: Quoting SuiGeneris: so how about mine?!
18/08 Leo |
Thank god! I am so tired of all these capricorns and geminis
I will consult the stars..... |
dont forget about consulting your friends
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19 Dec 2007 Wed 08:39 pm |
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Quoting SuiGeneris: so how about mine?!
18/08 Leo |
Leos are very proud lions and spend a lot of time kissing mirrors, except in extremly cold weather. They have a tendency to fat asses - J-Lo is a Leo. This week unattached Leos should wear pink boxers if they want to entice their "first lady". Avoid frying onions while naked. A chance encounter with a monk proves fruitful. Lucky Catholic Pilgrim: Bridgid of Sweden. Lucky Carpet: Shag Pile. Lucky Admirer: Femme Fatal.
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19 Dec 2007 Wed 08:40 pm |
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Quoting SuiGeneris: pfffffff you are so slow |
Sorry I was hungry
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19 Dec 2007 Wed 09:00 pm |
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Quoting AEnigma III: Quoting Deli_kizin: 18/10/1987, future to be foretold after answering Caliptrix' question |
Libra:
You dont like to rock the boat and can be flirty - especially with monks. You are oh-so-elegant and tasteful to the point of incurring nausea from loved ones. Your lucky TC member is caliptrix. Lucky dead queen: Victoria. Lucky road: The M1. |
Are you sure about this? I don't like to rock the boat..humm that's interesting. Lucky queen: Victoria, Lucky road: The M1. You may have got the old monks part right, but I'm with girleegirl..I demand a redo...
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19 Dec 2007 Wed 09:11 pm |
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Quoting teaschip1: Quoting AEnigma III: Quoting Deli_kizin: 18/10/1987, future to be foretold after answering Caliptrix' question |
Libra:
You dont like to rock the boat and can be flirty - especially with monks. You are oh-so-elegant and tasteful to the point of incurring nausea from loved ones. Your lucky TC member is caliptrix. Lucky dead queen: Victoria. Lucky road: The M1. |
Are you sure about this? I don't like to rock the boat..humm that's interesting. Lucky queen: Victoria, Lucky road: The M1. You may have got the old monks part right, but I'm with girleegirl..I demand a redo... |
Madame AEnigma provides her horoscopes from her extensive research into planetary activity. She does NOT pander to the vain egos of individuals who want to hear nice things said about themselves
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19 Dec 2007 Wed 09:20 pm |
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Quoting AEnigma III: Quoting teaschip1: Quoting AEnigma III: Quoting Deli_kizin: 18/10/1987, future to be foretold after answering Caliptrix' question |
Libra:
You dont like to rock the boat and can be flirty - especially with monks. You are oh-so-elegant and tasteful to the point of incurring nausea from loved ones. Your lucky TC member is caliptrix. Lucky dead queen: Victoria. Lucky road: The M1. |
Are you sure about this? I don't like to rock the boat..humm that's interesting. Lucky queen: Victoria, Lucky road: The M1. You may have got the old monks part right, but I'm with girleegirl..I demand a redo... |
Madame AEnigma provides her horoscopes from her extensive research into planetary activity. She does NOT pander to the vain egos of individuals who want to hear nice things said about themselves |
Nor does Madame pander to her own vain ego.. Now why was this thread started...
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19 Dec 2007 Wed 09:22 pm |
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Quoting teaschip1: Nor does Madame pander to her own vain ego.. Now why was this thread started... |
Because I thought it would be funny
Salak me
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20 Dec 2007 Thu 06:46 am |
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you ignore me?
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20 Dec 2007 Thu 02:34 pm |
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Quoting lalisia:
you ignore me? |
Awwwwww canim apologies
I promise I will consult the planets and report back tonight
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20 Dec 2007 Thu 04:46 pm |
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Quoting teaschip1: Quoting AEnigma III: Quoting Deli_kizin: 18/10/1987, future to be foretold after answering Caliptrix' question |
Are you sure about this? I don't like to rock the boat.. |
Maybe thats because you responded to my horoscope |
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20 Dec 2007 Thu 06:42 pm |
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Quoting AEnigma III: Quoting lalisia:
you ignore me? |
Awwwwww canim apologies
I promise I will consult the planets and report back tonight |
ok, thanks!
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21 Dec 2007 Fri 12:11 am |
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madame aenigmita must be xmass shopping tonight
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21 Dec 2007 Fri 12:15 am |
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Quoting femme_fatal: madame aenigmita must be xmass shopping tonight |
or maybe scarf shopping?
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21 Dec 2007 Fri 12:20 am |
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Quoting catwoman: Quoting femme_fatal: madame aenigmita must be xmass shopping tonight |
or maybe scarf shopping? |
how come she didnt report it to me?
i would advice her which blanket to buy.
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21 Dec 2007 Fri 12:22 am |
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Quoting femme_fatal: how come she didnt report it to me?
i would advice her which blanket to buy. |
she probably doesn't like your taste.
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21 Dec 2007 Fri 12:26 am |
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Quoting catwoman: Quoting femme_fatal: how come she didnt report it to me?
i would advice her which blanket to buy. |
she probably doesn't like your taste. |
im the most knowledgable person re: blankets!
i know where to buy cheapest and the best quality.
the ones that are heavier that dont allow your body odour come out are the most wanted ones, usually of black and blue colors.
anyway, she will regret she didnt consult me. and i know she will come begging me.
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21 Dec 2007 Fri 12:29 am |
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Quoting femme_fatal: im the most knowledgable person re: blankets!
i know where to buy cheapest and the best quality.
the ones that are heavier that dont allow your body odour come out are the most wanted ones, usually of black and blue colors.
anyway, she will regret she didnt consult me. and i know she will come begging me. |
how come are you knowledgeable? are you a collector? or maybe a muslim yourself?
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02 Jan 2008 Wed 04:29 pm |
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where is my new year's horoscope Aenigma
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02 Jan 2008 Wed 07:54 pm |
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Quoting ciko: where is my new year's horoscope Aenigma |
YEA,I'm asking the same!!!
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02 Jan 2008 Wed 09:15 pm |
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Quoting lalisia: Quoting ciko: where is my new year's horoscope Aenigma |
YEA,I'm asking the same!!! |
Sorry, nice humourous posts clash with my image as TC troublemaker, arguer and general crap poster
Please get your horoscopes from Madame Alpha this year
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02 Jan 2008 Wed 09:20 pm |
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Quoting AEnigma III: Quoting lalisia: Quoting ciko: where is my new year's horoscope Aenigma |
YEA,I'm asking the same!!! |
Sorry, nice humourous posts clash with my image as TC troublemaker, arguer and general crap poster
Please get your horoscopes from Madame Alpha this year |
SHE is not nearly as fun!! But can I get you to "investigate" a story or two for the TC Tabloid?
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02 Jan 2008 Wed 09:27 pm |
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Quoting Elisabeth: SHE is not nearly as fun!! But can I get you to "investigate" a story or two for the TC Tabloid? |
No problemo - I always keep my nose to the ground
My full name is Aenigma Carl Bernstein
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02 Jan 2008 Wed 09:54 pm |
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Quoting AEnigma III: Quoting Elisabeth: SHE is not nearly as fun!! But can I get you to "investigate" a story or two for the TC Tabloid? |
No problemo - I always keep my nose to the ground
My full name is Aenigma Carl Bernstein |
I thought it was AEnigma Lopez...or is one your pen name, or alias? 
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09 Mar 2009 Mon 10:31 pm |
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Today the planets are predicting a predictable post from Peacetrain coming up very soon....
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09 Mar 2009 Mon 10:33 pm |
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Ahh Madame Aenigma is never wrong...
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09 Mar 2009 Mon 10:33 pm |
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Today the planets are predicting a predictable post from Peacetrain coming up very soon....
what did the stars say about tami? are his posts as predictable as always?
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09 Mar 2009 Mon 10:41 pm |
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I predict that this is a good time to log off
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09 Mar 2009 Mon 10:44 pm |
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I predict that this is a good time to log off
isnt it an early prediction? any prediction on tami´s feelings towards me?
plssssss, its very important to me
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09 Mar 2009 Mon 10:50 pm |
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isnt it an early prediction? any prediction on tami´s feelings towards me?
plssssss, its very important to me
I tried asking but the crystal ball just exploded
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09 Mar 2009 Mon 11:15 pm |
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I tried asking but the crystal ball just exploded
well, this proves everything. he is in love with me
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10 Mar 2009 Tue 07:54 am |
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Mme Aenigma, can you provide my horoscope for the next months? I´m so curious to hear about the lottery, that tall darkhaired goodlooking man on the balcony across the street and my upcoming holidays - will there be any dudu-meeting in Poland or Japan?
Edited (3/10/2009) by Trudy
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10 Mar 2009 Tue 09:43 am |
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I could provide a 12 months horoscope, but if you want it more personal I now offer a palm reading and tarot service
Which would you like?
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10 Mar 2009 Tue 10:20 am |
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I could provide a 12 months horoscope, but if you want it more personal I now offer a palm reading and tarot service
Which would you like?
Can you do this by post??  - or would I have to offer you a free holiday??
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10 Mar 2009 Tue 11:15 am |
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our dear madame couldnt predict anything about last night disappearances.
crappy service, madame!
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10 Mar 2009 Tue 05:40 pm |
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not that I´m complaining but I"m still waiting for Scorpio´s horoscope for this year 
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10 Mar 2009 Tue 07:06 pm |
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I could provide a 12 months horoscope, but if you want it more personal I now offer a palm reading and tarot service
Which would you like?
Can I have all three? (I´m not greedy.... )
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10 Mar 2009 Tue 07:07 pm |
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Can I have all three? (I´m not greedy.... )
Maybe tomorrow - my sixth sense has been kicked out of me today!
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10 Mar 2009 Tue 07:16 pm |
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Maybe tomorrow - my sixth sense has been kicked out of me today!
Maybe? As a fortune teller you should know it!!
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15 Nov 2011 Tue 10:55 pm |
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With the new moon in Uranus, it is a stormy time for all signs. Expect to see a few explosions on forums. Dudus are in for a few knocks. Fear not, with Venus in their pants they will soon bounce back.
Moderators will need careful moderating, shoes will be expensive and it´s a happy time for all fruit as others rush to defend them.
Try not to wear your underwear on the outside of your clothes this week.
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15 Nov 2011 Tue 11:08 pm |
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Seems like just yesterday when this thread was started!! Now its all grown up with the moon in Uranus. 
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15 Nov 2011 Tue 11:16 pm |
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"with the moon in Uranus. "
Speak for yourself - there is NOTHING in mine! 
Edited (11/15/2011) by TheAenigma
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