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1.       aenigma x
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 29 Sep 2006 Fri 11:00 pm

A thread to get our own back girls.....

A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry. He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5000 and watches to see what she does with the money.

The first does a total make-over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.
The man was impressed.

The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.
Again, the man is impressed.

The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much.
Obviously, the man was impressed.

The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money, and then he married the one with the largest breasts.

2.       teaschip
3870 posts
 29 Sep 2006 Fri 11:09 pm

That was great, sooo typical. Ok, now I have to admit I probably would have been the first women, however I would have bought him a little something as well. So, I guess that makes me terrible also.

3.       Mert87
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 29 Sep 2006 Fri 11:24 pm

Sad but true

4.       CANLI
5084 posts
 29 Sep 2006 Fri 11:31 pm

rotfl... omg

İ hate to think all men are like that,but hearing from the men themselves,i guess its so true

But hopefully not all of them ??

5.       ramayan
2633 posts
 30 Sep 2006 Sat 08:35 am

Quoting aenigma x:

A and then he married the one with the largest breasts.


hehehe nice point...and good investment hahahah

6.       aenigma x
0 posts
 30 Sep 2006 Sat 09:13 am

Quoting ramayan:

Quoting aenigma x:

A and then he married the one with the largest breasts.


hehehe nice point...and good investment hahahah



Grrrrrrrrrr!

7.       bod
5999 posts
 30 Sep 2006 Sat 10:06 am

Quoting CANLI:

İ hate to think all men are like that,but hearing from the men themselves,i guess its so true

But hopefully not all of them ??



I am a man - *looks down trousers* - yup.....I am a man!!!

I can assure you that not all men are like that......most might not be, but not all - or maybe I am just odd :-S Anyway enough of this frivolity - time I painted my toenails and did a little more plucking of the eyebrows

8.       dogman
82 posts
 30 Sep 2006 Sat 03:32 pm

Another guy who plucks his browz
Have you ever taken them off completely Bod?

I agree with Bod that not all men are like that. I am more attracted to a girl by the way she dresses, has her hair and makeup and how she acts than I am by her body. These are things that can be controlled and show something about the person's individuality and personality.

9.       CANLI
5084 posts
 01 Oct 2006 Sun 03:34 am

Still all about how she looks ?! lol

İ didn't read anything about how she think,about her personality,or even about her sense humor..lol

Shaking head..lol

10.       evabeshiri
156 posts
 01 Oct 2006 Sun 09:17 am

Hmm I guess one of them should have bought themselves breast implants!

lol

I would have took the money and left. XD

11.       bod
5999 posts
 03 Oct 2006 Tue 04:22 pm

There are some advantages to having big breasts......
A little story from The Register

12.       catwoman
8933 posts
 03 Oct 2006 Tue 05:16 pm

Quoting bod:

There are some advantages to having big breasts......
A little story from The Register



heheheheh ROFL lol... so hilarious... there's a saying in polish that says "the stupid one is always lucky"... still laughing my ass off lol

13.       catwoman
8933 posts
 03 Oct 2006 Tue 05:18 pm

Quoting dogman:

Another guy who plucks his browz
Have you ever taken them off completely Bod?

I agree with Bod that not all men are like that. I am more attracted to a girl by the way she dresses, has her hair and makeup and how she acts than I am by her body. These are things that can be controlled and show something about the person's individuality and personality.



thank you dogman! so after all there are worthwhile men out there... such a relief... so we did evolve a little from the chimpanzees...

14.       libralady
5152 posts
 03 Oct 2006 Tue 05:59 pm

I would be girl number three as I could do with breast implants. lol My husband married me not for my breasts but for my prudence!!

15.       susie k
1330 posts
 03 Oct 2006 Tue 11:16 pm

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