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IT IS ALL ABOUT THE CHICKEN TONIGHT
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11 Jan 2008 Fri 06:15 pm |
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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?
DR. PHIL :
The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on 'THIS' side of the road before it goes after the problem on the 'OTHER SIDE ' of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his 'CURRENT' problems before adding 'NEW' problems.
OPRAH :
Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens.
GEORGE W. BUSH :
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.
COLIN POWELL :
Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road...
ANDERSON COOPER - CNN:
We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.
JOHN KERRY :
Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.
NANCY GRACE :
That chicken crossed the road because he's GUILTY! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.
PAT BUCHANAN :
To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.
MARTHA STEWART :
No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information.
DR SEUSS :
Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.
ERNEST HEMINGWAY :
To die in the rain. Alone.
JERRY FALWELL :
Because the chicken was gay! Can't you people see the plain truth?' That's why they call it the 'other side.' Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media white washes with seemingly harmless phrases like 'the other side. That chicken should not be crossing the road. It's as plain and as simple as that.
GRANDPA :
In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.
BARBARA WALTERS :
Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its life long dream of crossing the road.
JOHN LENNON :
Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace.
ARISTOTLE :
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
BILL GATES:
I have just released eChicken2007, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your check book. Internet Explorer is an integral part of eChicken. This new platform is much more stable and will never cra...#@&&^(C% ........ reboot.
ALBERT EINSTEIN :
Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?
BILL CLINTON :
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your definition of chicken?
AL GORE :
I invented the chicken!
COLONEL SANDERS :
Did I miss one?
DICK CHENEY :
Where's my gun?
AL SHARPTON :
Why are all the chickens white? We need some black chickens.
AlphaF :
What chicken?...Which road?
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11 Jan 2008 Fri 06:24 pm |
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Quoting AlphaF: WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?
DR. PHIL :
The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on 'THIS' side of the road before it goes after the problem on the 'OTHER SIDE ' of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his 'CURRENT' problems before adding 'NEW' problems.
OPRAH :
Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens.
GEORGE W. BUSH :
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.
COLIN POWELL :
Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road...
ANDERSON COOPER - CNN:
We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.
JOHN KERRY :
Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.
NANCY GRACE :
That chicken crossed the road because he's GUILTY! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.
PAT BUCHANAN :
To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.
MARTHA STEWART :
No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information.
DR SEUSS :
Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.
ERNEST HEMINGWAY :
To die in the rain. Alone.
JERRY FALWELL :
Because the chicken was gay! Can't you people see the plain truth?' That's why they call it the 'other side.' Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media white washes with seemingly harmless phrases like 'the other side. That chicken should not be crossing the road. It's as plain and as simple as that.
GRANDPA :
In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.
BARBARA WALTERS :
Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its life long dream of crossing the road.
JOHN LENNON :
Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace.
ARISTOTLE :
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
BILL GATES:
I have just released eChicken2007, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your check book. Internet Explorer is an integral part of eChicken. This new platform is much more stable and will never cra...#@&&^(C% ........ reboot.
ALBERT EINSTEIN :
Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?
BILL CLINTON :
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your definition of chicken?
AL GORE :
I invented the chicken!
COLONEL SANDERS :
Did I miss one?
DICK CHENEY :
Where's my gun?
AL SHARPTON :
Why are all the chickens white? We need some black chickens.
AlphaF :
What chicken?...Which road?
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11 Jan 2008 Fri 06:58 pm |
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Ahhh AlphaF - today you are a star !
You have just made me laugh out loud just when I was feeling so fed up !!!
Thanks a million ! but I am putting together some British and Turkish Chicken liners hopefully post them soon.
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11 Jan 2008 Fri 07:04 pm |
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thanks best laugh I've had in days.....u cheered me up 
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11 Jan 2008 Fri 07:15 pm |
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This is very funny, though I don't know many of politicians  I enjoyed this joke
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11 Jan 2008 Fri 08:06 pm |
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MARTIN LUTHER KING
Because it was the chicken's dream to cross it.
DELI DOLU
Because of a bet
FEMME_FATAL
To kick a cock's butt!
JEANNE D'ARC
Because some voices told the chicken to do so...
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11 Jan 2008 Fri 08:11 pm |
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Jack Nicholson:
You WANT that chicken on the road. You NEED that chicken on the road. You're just too much of a chicken to be on that road YOURSELF!
Jewish Chicken:
Vaat? The pig crosses the road and no one notices. But I cross the road and now it's a Federal case already?!
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11 Jan 2008 Fri 08:33 pm |
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ENGINEER CHICKEN:
You dumb clucks ponder and argue all you want.....I'm using
the bridge....
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11 Jan 2008 Fri 08:42 pm |
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Why did the chicken cross the road twice?
Because it was a double-crosser
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11 Jan 2008 Fri 09:01 pm |
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CATWOMAN:
Because when the chicken finally stood up on its own two feet, it rejected the patriarchy, became a feminist and left the shithole.
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11 Jan 2008 Fri 10:24 pm |
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THEHANDSOM:
Because they saw a handsome cockerel on the otherside..
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11 Jan 2008 Fri 10:48 pm |
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Albert Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road
crossed the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.
Aristotle: To actualize its potential.
Buddha: If you ask this question, you deny your own chicken-nature.
Emily Dickinson: Because it could not stop for death.
Epicurus: For fun.
Mark Twain: The news of its crossing has been greatly exaggerated.
Aristotle: To fulfill its nature on the other side.
kus
Tourist season has just started
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11 Jan 2008 Fri 10:59 pm |
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ETKO :
Is it a pure blood chicken ?
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12 Jan 2008 Sat 05:53 am |
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Plato: The chicken saw happiness across the road.
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12 Jan 2008 Sat 08:17 am |
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The Pope:
That is only for God to know
Karl Marx:
It was a historical inevitability
John Lennon:
Imagine all the chickens crossing roads in peace
Dr. Seuss:
Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes, the chicken crossed the road,
But why it crossed, I've not been told!
Bill Gates:
I have just released eChicken 2003, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook - and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken.
Colin Powell:
This is not about whether inspectors made sure the chicken crossed the road, it's about the willingness of the chicken to cross the road voluntarily
Isaac Newton:
The duck suggested to the chicken that they play
follow the leader then the duck crossed the road causing the chicken to cross after it, but at the same time holding up traffic, thus proving that for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.
Shakespeare:
To cross or not to cross, that is the question
Bill Cosby:
Weeelll, ya see, the chicken crossed the road, and to get... to...the jello pudding pops.
Homer Simpson:
There was free beer on the other side of the road.
Coldplay:
The chicken crossed the road for you and everything you did. And the chicken was all yellow.
Geniuda:
So simple,because it wanted to get on the other side.
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12 Jan 2008 Sat 01:15 pm |
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Quoting geniuda:
Homer Simpson:
There was free beer on the other side of the road.
Coldplay:
The chicken crossed the road for you and everything you did. And the chicken was all yellow.
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These were cool
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12 Jan 2008 Sat 01:54 pm |
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Freud: Just the fact that you are worried abou the chicken shows your sexual insecurity thats deep inside of you.
Darth Vader: The force is strong with this chicken. Join me, and together we shall cross the street as chicken and egg.
Gandalf: There are many streets, but one chicken, to rule them all!
George Bush: Make no mistake about, I will hunt down every chicken responsible to ever cross a street
The Bible: And God came down from the Heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road. "And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.
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12 Jan 2008 Sat 01:56 pm |
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Jessica Simpson : Why would he be on a road, I thought chickens lived in the ocean?
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12 Jan 2008 Sat 02:02 pm |
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Quoting Deli_kizin: Jessica Simpson : Why would he be on a road, I thought chickens lived in the ocean? |
Sooo funny
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12 Jan 2008 Sat 02:23 pm |
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PEACE TRAIN: This site is related to Turkey and, at the very least, your post should have mentioned something about the subject in the context of Turkish Chickens...
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12 Jan 2008 Sat 02:33 pm |
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KIRSTY: I only feel able to discuss chickens when Femme fatal is not here
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12 Jan 2008 Sat 03:01 pm |
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And Aenigma has crossed back over to avoid all those chickens!
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12 Jan 2008 Sat 06:30 pm |
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
To avoid Bernard Matthews! (Perhaps only English will get it!)
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12 Jan 2008 Sat 08:18 pm |
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Quoting Deli_kizin: Jessica Simpson : Why would he be on a road, I thought chickens lived in the ocean? |
That's a good one DK!
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13 Jan 2008 Sun 03:00 am |
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ALAMEDA: What is wrong with staying on the same side forever and do the things a chicken is supposed to? I was taught it was the right thing to do. It is not that I am against crossing the street, but I am not used to the idea. The chicken of today are going the wrong way.
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13 Jan 2008 Sun 03:10 am |
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Quoting Aslan: ALAMEDA: What is wrong with staying on the same side forever and do the things a chicken is supposed to? I was taught it was the right thing to do. It is not that I am against crossing the street, but I am not used to the idea. The chicken of today are going the wrong way. |
Alameda: For all those interested: wrong way.
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13 Jan 2008 Sun 05:09 am |
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FOAM_FATAL:
chicken is a naive westerner
that believes in the lies of estern politeness
 
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13 Jan 2008 Sun 02:58 pm |
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Being a chicken is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual chicken, it is simply a good excuse not to lay eggs in the future. ~Fran Lebowitz
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13 Jan 2008 Sun 07:18 pm |
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An imperalistic Kitten :
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah chicken.
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13 Jan 2008 Sun 08:56 pm |
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P.S. etko doesn't speak english. 
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13 Jan 2008 Sun 11:24 pm |
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Sui: Didnt chicken get bored from passing across at same street all the time
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14 Jan 2008 Mon 04:28 pm |
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Hahaha oh please don't get yourself deleted again ETKO - when you are not arguing about nationalistic topics, you are the funniest one here! 
Quoting E.T.K.O:
ETKO :Is it a pure blood chicken ? |
Quoting E.T.K.O: An imperalistic Kitten :
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah chicken. |
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14 Jan 2008 Mon 04:48 pm |
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Elisabeth: The chicken has been seen crossing the road with several members....sometimes on the same day. The chicken was also photographed kissing many other chickens and leaving its chicks at home unattended. In response to questions regarding the elicite road crossings the chicken replied...."BOOCK, NO COMMENT".
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14 Jan 2008 Mon 06:08 pm |
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Quoting Elisabeth: Elisabeth: The chicken has been seen crossing the road with several members....sometimes on the same day. The chicken was also photographed kissing many other chickens and leaving its chicks at home unattended. In response to questions regarding the elicite road crossings the chicken replied...."BOOCK, NO COMMENT". |
Welcome back
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14 Jan 2008 Mon 06:23 pm |
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Quoting girleegirl: Quoting Elisabeth: Elisabeth: The chicken has been seen crossing the road with several members....sometimes on the same day. The chicken was also photographed kissing many other chickens and leaving its chicks at home unattended. In response to questions regarding the elicite road crossings the chicken replied...."BOOCK, NO COMMENT". |
Welcome back |
Thank you!
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15 Jan 2008 Tue 06:02 am |
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Mohammed Aldouri: The chicken did not cross the road. This is a complete fabrication. We don't even have a chicken.
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15 Jan 2008 Tue 10:50 am |
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Quoting AEnigma III:
Hahaha oh please don't get yourself deleted again ETKO - when you are not arguing about nationalistic topics, you are the funniest one here! |
Welcome back Aenigma dear, nice to see you around again while you were fouling all the threads up just like me. Freedom of "speech" may be on you. Cluck, cluck, cluck.
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15 Jan 2008 Tue 01:39 pm |
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Quoting catwoman: Quoting AEnigma III:
Hahaha oh please don't get yourself deleted again ETKO - when you are not arguing about nationalistic topics, you are the funniest one here! |
No Aenigma canim, YOU are the funniest! |
+1000000 
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15 Jan 2008 Tue 03:03 pm |
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Quoting E.T.K.O: Welcome back Aenigma dear, nice to see you around again while you were fouling all the threads up just like me. Freedom of "speech" may be on you. Cluck, cluck, cluck. |
Hahahaha! I was just flying past, I am not fouling up your threads. Dont get your feathers ruffled you pure blood chicky Peck peck peck 
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15 Jan 2008 Tue 03:14 pm |
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Quoting AEnigma III: Quoting E.T.K.O: Welcome back Aenigma dear, nice to see you around again while you were fouling all the threads up just like me. Freedom of "speech" may be on you. Cluck, cluck, cluck. |
Hahahaha! I was just flying past, I am not fouling up your threads. Dont get your feathers ruffled you pure blood chicky |
When my feathers get ruffled , i am sure you would pluck them all.
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15 Jan 2008 Tue 03:16 pm |
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Quoting E.T.K.O: When my feathers get ruffled , i am sure you would pluck them all. |
Be sure of it
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15 Jan 2008 Tue 03:23 pm |
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ADMIN: This chicken is locked!
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15 Jan 2008 Tue 03:31 pm |
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Quoting AEnigma III: ADMIN: This chicken is locked! |
Hahaha, that was cool indeed, better even than me.
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15 Jan 2008 Tue 09:33 pm |
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I have to admit Omega this was pretty good, made me laugh.
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15 Jan 2008 Tue 10:06 pm |
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American Chicken: I think its too bad that the chicken had to walk across the road! If gas prices weren't so high, he could drive across the road. Although the chicken supports the troops on the other side of the road, he secretly thinks the hole road crossing thing is a conspiracy aimed at violating his civil rights.
Turkish Chicken: The chicken crossed the road because he is Turk and if he wants to cross the road, he will cross the road and be proud because his ancestors crossed the road and he is fulfilling his sacred mission to cross the road.
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15 Jan 2008 Tue 10:12 pm |
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American gas prices high? How much is a litre I wonder? It's 2.1$ on average here but constantly on the rise.
So this is somewhat irrelevant but I hear americans whining all the time and people from this side of the pond tell me it's bullocks so I really want to know
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15 Jan 2008 Tue 10:16 pm |
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Quoting azade: American gas prices high? How much is a litre I wonder? It's 2.1$ on average here but constantly on the rise.
So this is somewhat irrelevant but I hear americans whining all the time and people from this side of the pond tell me it's bullocks so I really want to know |
It was a joke Azade, because its really not that expensive. Although, many Americans who don't travel think it is outrageous.
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15 Jan 2008 Tue 10:21 pm |
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Quoting Elisabeth: Quoting azade: American gas prices high? How much is a litre I wonder? It's 2.1$ on average here but constantly on the rise.
So this is somewhat irrelevant but I hear americans whining all the time and people from this side of the pond tell me it's bullocks so I really want to know |
It was a joke Azade, because its really not that expensive. Although, many Americans who don't travel think it is outrageous. |
Considering only a few years ago $1.25 a gallon, today over $3.00 a gallon where I live.
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15 Jan 2008 Tue 10:24 pm |
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Quoting teaschip1: Quoting Elisabeth: Quoting azade: American gas prices high? How much is a litre I wonder? It's 2.1$ on average here but constantly on the rise.
So this is somewhat irrelevant but I hear americans whining all the time and people from this side of the pond tell me it's bullocks so I really want to know |
It was a joke Azade, because its really not that expensive. Although, many Americans who don't travel think it is outrageous. |
Considering only a few years ago $1.25 a gallon, today over $3.00 a gallon where I live. |
I remember last year when I was in Turkey I paid $125 YTL ( I think about 100 USD at the time) to fill the gas tank of a Fiat....After that I stopped complaining...hehehe
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15 Jan 2008 Tue 10:27 pm |
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Petrol prices in the UK have gone crazy (thanks to you bed amerikans  ). A few months ago it would cost me £32 to fill up my car. It now costs me £42. When I nearly ran out of petrol recently, I only had £10 on me ($20 ) and it was not enough to put out the "out of petrol" light on my dashboard.... UNBELIEVABLE!! Grrrrrrr!
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15 Jan 2008 Tue 10:51 pm |
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OPEC Chicken: He crossed the road to make a HUGE bank deposit!!
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15 Jan 2008 Tue 10:58 pm |
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Hamas Chicken: he didnt make it across the road because he blew himself up (now fried chicken)
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15 Jan 2008 Tue 11:00 pm |
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israeli chicken: there is no road to cross anymore. I have built a wall, so imposssible to cross
(oops..I am now locked in...)
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15 Jan 2008 Tue 11:17 pm |
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Chicken which über alles in der welt : Arbeit macht frei.
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15 Jan 2008 Tue 11:40 pm |
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Quoting KeithL: (now fried chicken) |
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