I travelled and visited every possible place on the earth to find my princess, so only remaining place for my purpose, unfortunately, was TC! Hence I am here!..

Lisa, we haven´t got known each other yet, but doesn´t matter since "Lisa" is a female name and you must hence be a female, I would like to celebrate your birthday (hopefully you are young).

Happy birthday, Lisa! May all your dreams with me come true!

barba, sorry to disappoint you, but did you know that my other name is "man-with-no-picture"? And I am penniless, also. But... but I have a big and hot heart, which is what you could ever wish for yourself in this life. So, marry me?

I am sure barba will offer you  a good price. She can perfecktly sell me to you - who cares if you are an auctioneer or not. I do want to be sold to you!....

You!... Yessss! You, Barba!... You cannot deny this. You are about to confess how much I impressed you, but maybe you need a bit time for this. Let´s wait and hear the confession!...

spritzer!... I want to be sold to you!...

Life is funny. Only death is not! Marry me?

The title explains itself... Now I shall see the candidates.

Strange! I searched and found the thread... and felt.. cannot describe... and I forgot that code which appears as flowers, sorry!.... but somehow I wanted to give you such flowers. Honestly, friendly, lovely,....

So, marry me?

No, barba, please don´t believe her! lemon simply envies you since you wrote a serious reply (which means contacting with me) and since she has a platonic love towards me! I warn you, please don´t believe her. She simply tells you lie!