Hahahaha!!... Foka, you are killing me at this time of the night!...

Quoting foka

 

 

if she reads it ...

She may be grateful to you as well! Why not? After all she would go ahead with me, foka, me - pagliaccio, the great! The most tempting warrior ever! The wildest Don Juan around here! The most handsome lover in female history! On top of all these: educated, flexible, open-minded, creative, challencing, customer-oriented, analytic-thinker, easily adaptable to new conditions...

me, that is, pagliaccio, the great!

with ptaszek?

old pagliaccio - let´s arrange the wedding ceremony for no later than tomorrow!

freshed, civilized, a-bit-more-human, a bit elegant paggliacio - this is my msn: a_creature@msn.com. Add me.

Why forbidden? Do I have no right to have a girlfriend? Why foka, why? This world turns to a forbidden heaven - with beautiful, tempting, making-fall-in-love ladies and gentlgirls.

-Oh, God, why did you create me as a hairy animal? I will soon turn to Frankenstein and take my revenge of you!-

ptaszek - You have potential to be my girlfriend. Now I am only praying God that you are not, under a new username, an old friend, with whom I cannot experience love due to moral, technical and habitual respects. I am praying that you are not yet taken, are completely a fresh soul and real. Would you consider to get closer to me? (You see, I already started to make progress- I didn´t ask if you would marry me!) Maybe, oh God knows, I could afford you? How about traying (provided that the above mentioned conditions, or better, wishes fulfilled)? As for the hair problem: I would even shave from head to toe...

Williem Tell Overture (Abridged) - Threesome 

Ladies and Gentlgirls,

Having pondered for days and nights, I have decided to change my hilly-billy attitudes and behaviours at TC, for I found with such rude, arrogant, pedantic, know-it-all behaviours no girlfriend. From this night on, I will be a good boy - even like Jesus or a baby in the woods. I will try hard to be able to gain a girl´s heart here. But still there is a very basic problem: that I am very hairy!... So much so that like an animal, which can stand on his two feet. I don´t know if I should have involved some romantism in this animal(´s heart), but with my natural nature, that is, with such behaviours like before I reached nowhere. 

Anyway, let´s hope the best!

Your romantic, hairy prince, who can stand on his two feet

Guys! Silence!!... I just returned home, am tired and have still a lot to do. But nobody shall doubt that everyone involved in this thread will, maybe tomorrow, receive what they deserve. For the time being, feel free to continue to enjoy your time here!

Have fun, guys!

Lisa Lisa - Cat Stevens