Sen hayatımın geri kalanını birlikte geçirmek istediğim tek kişisin

The writer means

I wish we could meet before we have relationships with another people

yes the right translation is "resist", another translation would be like this

I cannot resist you, I want you, I will make you my wife

I can help you

can someone translate this for me plz:

 oda olucak son 2 yil 

it will be done, too. Two years left.

(I think "o" and "da" are seperate)

Did you like it?  I hope it made you laugh

Hoşuna gitti mi? (Beğendin mi?) Umarım seni güldürmüştür.

Yes, Cem Yılmaz is a famous comedian in Turkey

"alıp" is used here as a gerund. one could say "aldıktan sonra". Both have same meaning.

al - mak , al - ıp (aldıktan sonra)

uyu - mak , uyu - yup (uyuduktan sonra)

yat - mak , yat -ıp (yattıktan sonra)