The Magic Beer
One day, a blonde walked into a bar. She starts to walk towards the tender, when she sees a man jump out the second story window.
She starts to panic, and goes to the window to look out. As she gets to the window, there came the man, flying back into the room, like magic.
She screams at the man, " HOW DID YOU DO THAT?!?!?! You were flying!"
The man replies calmly, " Well, you see this beer I´m drinking? This is the magic beer. Drink three, and you can fly"
Amazed, the blonde runs to the tender and says," I want three magic beers please!!"
He replies, "What?"
"You know, magic beer, like that guy over there is drinking."
"Ohhhh, I get it. Here you go, three beers."
The blond downs the beers, and runs to the window. She leaps out of the window, and sails through the air....... Right to the ground, like a rock.
The bartender walked up to the man by the window and says, "You know, you´re a jerk when you´re drunk, Superman."
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