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Amusing converstation overheard
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10 Nov 2006 Fri 12:23 am |
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Last week whilst wrapped in bandages in the beauty salon, unable to move an inch, I overheard a conversation from the next room. I was drifting in and out a light sleep when I heard "Istanbul". I was awake!! I was paralised!
Anyway, these two women were talking and one was saying to the other " I really dont know anything about Istanbul, I guess you can buy leather. I know there is a bazaar but I dont know what they sell. (to the other woman) Do you know anything about Istanbul?" She replied " All I know is they sell women and camels"
Well I was bursting - it took me all my time not to shou t out "hey you ignorant woman" 
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10 Nov 2006 Fri 12:25 am |
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Quoting libralady: " All I know is they sell women and camels" |
Hahahahahaha!
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10 Nov 2006 Fri 12:30 am |
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Amusing? I can't find it funny in any way... stupidity is not amusing .. it's just SAD 
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10 Nov 2006 Fri 12:35 am |
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sorry i found it a bit funny but shame to that women grrrrr
people like that need slapping but then people that laugh do aswell damm i need to be slaped
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10 Nov 2006 Fri 12:48 am |
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what lame a$$ women who don't know anything...
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10 Nov 2006 Fri 01:52 am |
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Quoting libralady: She replied " All I know is they sell women and camels" |
Dont they????  Offfffffffffff ya! I was hoping to buy a camel or two on my next visit 
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10 Nov 2006 Fri 01:55 am |
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Quoting aenigma x: Quoting libralady: She replied " All I know is they sell women and camels" |
Dont they???? Offfffffffffff ya! I was hoping to buy a camel or two on my next visit |
well, the guys in the bazaars in egypt will swap a few hundreds of camels for your hand in marriage.
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10 Nov 2006 Fri 01:57 am |
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Quoting gezbelle: Quoting aenigma x: Quoting libralady: She replied " All I know is they sell women and camels" |
Dont they???? Offfffffffffff ya! I was hoping to buy a camel or two on my next visit |
well, the guys in the bazaars in egypt will swap a few hundreds of camels for your hand in marriage. |
Hahaha! No sorry, it HAS TO BE ISTANBUL !! Even if it means not adding to my camel collection
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10 Nov 2006 Fri 01:58 am |
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Quoting gezbelle: Quoting aenigma x: Quoting libralady: She replied " All I know is they sell women and camels" |
Dont they???? Offfffffffffff ya! I was hoping to buy a camel or two on my next visit |
well, the guys in the bazaars in egypt will swap a few hundreds of camels for your hand in marriage. |
Woooww,then Egyptian women all are rich by now,or on their way to be rich
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10 Nov 2006 Fri 02:00 am |
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I love Camels  ! They have such attitude! They always seem to look down their nose at you and act so superior! Wonderful!
I will buy 10 and name them after classmates here heheheheheheeheheheeheheeheeheheeeeeeeeeeeee!
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10 Nov 2006 Fri 02:01 am |
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Quoting CANLI: Quoting gezbelle: Quoting aenigma x: Quoting libralady: She replied " All I know is they sell women and camels" |
Dont they???? Offfffffffffff ya! I was hoping to buy a camel or two on my next visit |
well, the guys in the bazaars in egypt will swap a few hundreds of camels for your hand in marriage. |
Woooww,then Egyptian women all are rich by now,or on their way to be rich |
aren't you rich already canli
p.s. hopefully there was offence 
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10 Nov 2006 Fri 02:05 am |
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Quoting gezbelle: Quoting CANLI: Quoting gezbelle: Quoting aenigma x: Quoting libralady: She replied " All I know is they sell women and camels" |
Dont they???? Offfffffffffff ya! I was hoping to buy a camel or two on my next visit |
well, the guys in the bazaars in egypt will swap a few hundreds of camels for your hand in marriage. |
Woooww,then Egyptian women all are rich by now,or on their way to be rich |
aren't you rich already canli
p.s. hopefully there was offence |
Waiting for my hundreds of camels to be rich gezbelle
And maybe then i will go and sell them in İstanbul
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10 Nov 2006 Fri 02:05 am |
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Quoting aenigma x: I love Camels ! They have such attitude! They always seem to look down their nose at you and act so superior! Wonderful!
I will buy 10 and name them after classmates here heheheheheheeheheheeheheeheeheheeeeeeeeeeeee!
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Any volunteers? I promise to pick the camel which best suits your personality
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10 Nov 2006 Fri 02:06 am |
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Quoting gezbelle: Quoting CANLI: Quoting gezbelle: Quoting aenigma x: Quoting libralady: She replied " All I know is they sell women and camels" |
Dont they???? Offfffffffffff ya! I was hoping to buy a camel or two on my next visit |
well, the guys in the bazaars in egypt will swap a few hundreds of camels for your hand in marriage. |
Woooww,then Egyptian women all are rich by now,or on their way to be rich |
aren't you rich already canli
p.s. hopefully there was offence |
oops...that should've been hopefully there was no offence...ya! özür dilerim
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10 Nov 2006 Fri 02:08 am |
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Quoting gezbelle: Quoting gezbelle: Quoting CANLI: Quoting gezbelle: Quoting aenigma x: Quoting libralady: She replied " All I know is they sell women and camels" |
Dont they???? Offfffffffffff ya! I was hoping to buy a camel or two on my next visit |
well, the guys in the bazaars in egypt will swap a few hundreds of camels for your hand in marriage. |
Woooww,then Egyptian women all are rich by now,or on their way to be rich |
aren't you rich already canli
p.s. hopefully there was offence |
oops...that should've been hopefully there was no offence...ya! özür dilerim |
Hahahahaaha!
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10 Nov 2006 Fri 02:09 am |
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Quoting gezbelle:
oops...that should've been hopefully there was no offence...ya! özür dilerim |
Only if you provide some camels for my project of getting rich without that marriage part )
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10 Nov 2006 Fri 02:11 am |
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Quoting CANLI: Quoting gezbelle:
oops...that should've been hopefully there was no offence...ya! özür dilerim |
Only if you provide some camels for my project of getting rich without that marriage part ) |
hmmmm...if we split the profits maybe...
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10 Nov 2006 Fri 02:18 am |
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Quoting gezbelle: Quoting CANLI: Quoting gezbelle:
oops...that should've been hopefully there was no offence...ya! özür dilerim |
Only if you provide some camels for my project of getting rich without that marriage part ) |
hmmmm...if we split the profits maybe... |
Well,i don't mind splitting on one condition,that i take the high share,after all,the camels will come from my country
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10 Nov 2006 Fri 02:20 am |
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Quoting aenigma x: Quoting aenigma x: I love Camels ! They have such attitude! They always seem to look down their nose at you and act so superior! Wonderful!
I will buy 10 and name them after classmates here heheheheheheeheheheeheheeheeheheeeeeeeeeeeee!
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Any volunteers? I promise to pick the camel which best suits your personality |
Camels are very huge,i afraid of them ,can i have a horse ??lol
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10 Nov 2006 Fri 02:20 am |
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Quoting CANLI:
Well,i don't mind splitting on one condition,that i take the high share,after all,the camels will come from my country |
hmmmm...tabii tabii...60%-40%
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10 Nov 2006 Fri 02:22 am |
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Deal
Ok another amusing story,
İ've met some American here online,who thought we live in a tent,and park our camels outside!
İ said yes,and having my Pc connected to the satellite,because we coundn't have ADSL here on the desert,and i've learnt to talk 2 languages once upon a dream,
And trying to dream about another one to come !
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10 Nov 2006 Fri 02:26 am |
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Quoting CANLI: Deal
Ok another amusing story,
İ've met some American here online,who thought we live in a tent,and park our camels outside!
İ said yes,and having my Pc connected to the satellite,because we coundn't have ADSL here on the desert,and i've learnt to talk 2 languages once upon a dream,
And trying to dream about another one to come ! |
hahahahahahahha...
WHAT???!!! i thought you did live in tents and parked your camels outside!! hmmmmm.....
hahahahahahahaha...
same as what some people think about australia...that we ride kangaroos to school and work.
i said to one guy that asked me that, that we park the kangaroos out on the street and tie them up wild west style to the pole.
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10 Nov 2006 Fri 02:31 am |
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And I require %6 percentage from both of you as I have commercially followed and read all your commercial correspondences.
Ehi!
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10 Nov 2006 Fri 02:32 am |
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Quoting gezbelle: Quoting CANLI: Deal
Ok another amusing story,
İ've met some American here online,who thought we live in a tent,and park our camels outside!
İ said yes,and having my Pc connected to the satellite,because we coundn't have ADSL here on the desert,and i've learnt to talk 2 languages once upon a dream,
And trying to dream about another one to come ! |
hahahahahahahha...
WHAT???!!! i thought you did live in tents and parked your camels outside!! hmmmmm.....
hahahahahahahaha...
same as what some people think about australia...that we ride kangaroos to school and work.
i said to one guy that asked me that, that we park the kangaroos out on the street and tie them up wild west style to the pole. |
lollll,
Don't tell me you forgot to tell them about the officer who come regularly,and collect tickets if you park it in a wrong place ?
After all,we have order in the desert lol
İ forgot to tell him about that one tho.. lol
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10 Nov 2006 Fri 02:34 am |
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Quoting cyrano: And I require %6 percentage from both of you as I have commercially followed and read all your commercial correspondences.
Ehi! |
Only if you'll help in İstanbul,and provide selling them there
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10 Nov 2006 Fri 02:36 am |
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If my percentages will reach to the amount with which I can buy a computer, then I accept! Deal!
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10 Nov 2006 Fri 02:36 am |
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Quoting CANLI: Quoting gezbelle: Quoting CANLI: Deal
Ok another amusing story,
İ've met some American here online,who thought we live in a tent,and park our camels outside!
İ said yes,and having my Pc connected to the satellite,because we coundn't have ADSL here on the desert,and i've learnt to talk 2 languages once upon a dream,
And trying to dream about another one to come ! |
hahahahahahahha...
WHAT???!!! i thought you did live in tents and parked your camels outside!! hmmmmm.....
hahahahahahahaha...
same as what some people think about australia...that we ride kangaroos to school and work.
i said to one guy that asked me that, that we park the kangaroos out on the street and tie them up wild west style to the pole. |
lollll,
Don't tell me you forgot to tell them about the officer who come regularly,and collect tickets if you park it in a wrong place ?
After all,we have order in the desert lol
İ forgot to tell him about that one tho.. lol |
no, i didn't tell them about the officer.
i did say that my kangaroo sometimes gets bored and talks to the other kangaroos, and the wombats and koalas that walk by 
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10 Nov 2006 Fri 02:44 am |
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Quoting cyrano: If my percentages will reach to the amount with which I can buy a computer, then I accept! Deal! |
For 100 camels cyrano,i can assure you will buy a laptop,not a desktop too lol
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10 Nov 2006 Fri 02:52 am |
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Quoting gezbelle:
no, i didn't tell them about the officer.
i did say that my kangaroo sometimes gets bored and talks to the other kangaroos, and the wombats and koalas that walk by |
What a naughty kangaroo,lol
No my camel,is bussiness camel tho
İt take a hike at the time i don't need it,and drive,'oppss'i mean walk people to the places they want for a reasnable fair,
But take loads from the foriegner ,guess it want to build its own career
And when i need it,i pager it,,lol
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10 Nov 2006 Fri 03:04 am |
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Quoting CANLI: Quoting gezbelle:
no, i didn't tell them about the officer.
i did say that my kangaroo sometimes gets bored and talks to the other kangaroos, and the wombats and koalas that walk by |
What a naughty kangaroo,lol
No my camel,is bussiness camel tho
İt take a hike at the time i don't need it,and drive,'oppss'i mean walk people to the places they want for a reasnable fair,
But take loads from the foriegner ,guess it want to build its own career
And when i need it,i pager it,,lol |
hahahahahahahahahahahaha...
entrepreneur camel...maybe you can sell the camel to cyrano so it can make him some money to buy his pc??
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10 Nov 2006 Fri 03:10 am |
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lol,only if he offers me a good percentages of the profit,and allow me to see it every now and then..lol
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10 Nov 2006 Fri 11:04 am |
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See you have all been having plenty of fun with this one since I left last night!
You really do have to laugh at people being so ignorant - these are the same people who think that all imigrants are aslylum seekers from Kosova!!
Funny no-one has mentioned goats 
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10 Nov 2006 Fri 04:52 pm |
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Quoting libralady: See you have all been having plenty of fun with this one since I left last night!
You really do have to laugh at people being so ignorant - these are the same people who think that all imigrants are aslylum seekers from Kosova!!
Funny no-one has mentioned goats |
Sorry libralady,
But i really cann't feel sorry for those people ignorance !
Maybe few years ago i could've felt sorry for them,but now,they don't have any excuse for their ignorance.
The world has become a small village for those who open their eyes and see,
But for those who don't even want to pay the effort of opening their own eyes,i'm sorry,i don't have any sympathy for them !
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10 Nov 2006 Fri 05:49 pm |
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To be fair Canli, I think you will find it is only a much older generation who have these strange views. Don't forget we are the lucky ones who can travel the world quickly, easily and relatively cheaply. The only time my grandfather has been "abroad" was when he was sent to France during the war! This generation see other countries as exotic and alien and imagine they are exactly like the films they saw in the 1920s and 1930s!! I am sure he would also be guilty of imagining you own camels and live in a tent!!!! OK, there is no excuse "these days" with TV etc, but lets forgive them eh?
People stereotype ME as well. They think we always have to carry umbrellas (because it ALWAYS rains!), they think we either live in London or in a rose covered cottage with a thatched roof. The most funny is...... many people (mainly from a particular country which I wont name because I don't want to upset Teaschip ) think that because you say you are from England, you will know all the the people they have ever met from London on a first name basis !!!! I know the UK is small compared to them, but cmon!!!!!! 
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10 Nov 2006 Fri 06:03 pm |
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well, istanbul does sell camels.. you know the little china ones
i bought a few from there myself
that thang about women though..ah!! i could kill people who say that!! how ignorant!!!!! ırrrrr :@
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10 Nov 2006 Fri 06:14 pm |
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Quoting gezbelle: Quoting CANLI: Deal
Ok another amusing story,
İ've met some American here online,who thought we live in a tent,and park our camels outside!
İ said yes,and having my Pc connected to the satellite,because we coundn't have ADSL here on the desert,and i've learnt to talk 2 languages once upon a dream,
And trying to dream about another one to come ! |
hahahahahahahha...
WHAT???!!! i thought you did live in tents and parked your camels outside!! hmmmmm.....
hahahahahahahaha...
same as what some people think about australia...that we ride kangaroos to school and work.
i said to one guy that asked me that, that we park the kangaroos out on the street and tie them up wild west style to the pole. |
We have a similar story in Scotland about people who think a haggis is a bird with one leg longer than the other to negotiate the hills
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10 Nov 2006 Fri 07:41 pm |
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Not that I would know anything about it, but there are certainly places in Itanbul you can buy women...
As far as camels...I think you have to go to izmir for that...
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10 Nov 2006 Fri 08:28 pm |
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Sure Keith, we believe you! Right!?!?! You know nothing about those ladies....
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11 Nov 2006 Sat 01:04 am |
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Joey, I always thought that haggis had two short legs and two long legs and ran round the hills - or so my nieces told me!!
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11 Nov 2006 Sat 01:06 am |
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Quoting KeithL: Not that I would know anything about it, but there are certainly places in Itanbul you can buy women...
As far as camels...I think you have to go to izmir for that... |
In buying women I am not interested. How about men? I'll keep the receipt so I can bring them back to the store when I do not like them after all.... 
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11 Nov 2006 Sat 01:25 am |
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Quoting aenigma x: To be fair Canli, I think you will find it is only a much older generation who have these strange views. Don't forget we are the lucky ones who can travel the world quickly, easily and relatively cheaply. The only time my grandfather has been "abroad" was when he was sent to France during the war! This generation see other countries as exotic and alien and imagine they are exactly like the films they saw in the 1920s and 1930s!! I am sure he would also be guilty of imagining you own camels and live in a tent!!!! OK, there is no excuse "these days" with TV etc, but lets forgive them eh?
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İgnorance is dangerous aenigma,
As i said,i may find excuses for those people years ago,for the reason you just said,but nowadays its hard to find those excuses.
İf it comes only to ignorance,and our image and how do they see us,then ok,i can forgive their ignorance,
And say by time they will know,and maybe by our help too.
But when ignorance lead to some ignorant decisions,and people dies,its hard to forgive their ignorance.
İf not for ignorance you wouldn't have heard a phrase such as ' ok,and if we draw back our troops,what will they do then ?'
Hey, even people who lived on tents they were able to rule themselves !
No need to kill them to rule them !
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11 Nov 2006 Sat 01:34 am |
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Canli, please dont get upset - this was supposed to be a bit of a fun thread and us British have a sense of humour that is unlike most others. We see the funny side of things when other see a dark side!
These ladies, one was of pension age having her nails done and the other was the manicurist, and they are not known for their brains!! Otherwise she would not be doing nails for a living 
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11 Nov 2006 Sat 01:56 am |
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İts ok libralady,we Egyptian have same habit .
To see the funny things in the dark events,therefore,
we'll leave those ladies aside specially,nails won't fit well in the desert,and i have a camels project on the run,lots of people depends on it,cyrano for sure waiting for his Pc ..lol
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11 Nov 2006 Sat 10:29 am |
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Quoting CANLI: İgnorance is dangerous aenigma,
As i said,i may find excuses for those people years ago,for the reason you just said,but nowadays its hard to find those excuses.
İf it comes only to ignorance,and our image and how do they see us,then ok,i can forgive their ignorance,
And say by time they will know,and maybe by our help too.
But when ignorance lead to some ignorant decisions,and people dies,its hard to forgive their ignorance.
İf not for ignorance you wouldn't have heard a phrase such as ' ok,and if we draw back our troops,what will they do then ?'
Hey, even people who lived on tents they were able to rule themselves !
No need to kill them to rule them ! |
Hell Canli! I was just defending a few innocent old people here for their ignorant comments!  . I certainly don't think anyone younger has these views anymore! Of course your comment is true, but did you think I needed telling it? Anyway.....sorry for offending...
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11 Nov 2006 Sat 04:08 pm |
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Quoting Trudy: Quoting KeithL: Not that I would know anything about it, but there are certainly places in Itanbul you can buy women...
As far as camels...I think you have to go to izmir for that... |
In buying women I am not interested. How about men? I'll keep the receipt so I can bring them back to the store when I do not like them after all.... |
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11 Nov 2006 Sat 04:51 pm |
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Hmmm but none of this answers my question - WHERE CAN I BUY A CAMEL?
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11 Nov 2006 Sat 06:12 pm |
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From the camel shop - it is easy to find, the goat shop is one side and the women shop is the other
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11 Nov 2006 Sat 06:14 pm |
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Quoting libralady: From the camel shop - it is easy to find, the goat shop is one side and the women shop is the other |
Fantastic! I think I know the place, isn't it opposite the slave market?
I will buy two camels and name them.........?
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