Hi
can anyone translate the following for me.
Please reply using standard english letters if possible as i want to txt it to some one?
i want to translate:

SEXY WOULD YOU DANCE WITH ME?
CAN YOU LICK YOUR ELBOW? I CANT !
ARE YOUR KNICKERS STILL STUCK UP YOUR BUM ?
RUBBER SKIN !
I LOVE YOU SO VERY MUCH MY GORGEOUS CYPRIOT
TAKECARE

can someone please translate as much as they know please
and please leave the words you dont know in english

all help is very much appreciated

I LOVE YOU SO VERY MUCH MY GORGEOUS CYPRIOT
seni cok seviyorum benim cok guzel kibrisli

TAKECARE
kendine iyi bak

SEXY WOULD YOU DANCE WITH ME?

Seksi benimle dans eder misin?

thank you soo much...appreciate it very much guys
if anyone knows the rest it would be great

can any one right me some sweet turkish lines for a girl
and also then right them in english so i know what they mean
something for a sweet friend

id also like to know how to say

see i learnt some nice turkish words specially for you

well i think you should learn some yourself then check with someone here if you are unsure so then you have learnt some turely, also if you want sweet words look in the love section, used that many times right it down on some paper it helps

thanks ive used some words from there but i can manage to work out sentences yet
thats why im asking for full sentence translations

still all help is appreciated

"see i learnt some nice turkish words specially for you" -
gördün mü, özellikle senin için bir kaç güzel Türkçe kelimeleri öğrendim