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Love Day
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29 Oct 2007 Mon 04:05 pm |
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Quoting Elisabeth: I missed love day!! Can we have a do over? |
Elisabeth! Where the hell have you been! 
Anyway, every day is love day...
Feel the lurveeeeeeee 
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29 Oct 2007 Mon 04:10 pm |
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Quoting AEnigma III: Quoting Elisabeth: I missed love day!! Can we have a do over? |
Elisabeth! Where the hell have you been!
Anyway, every day is love day...
Feel the lurveeeeeeee |
Sorry AEnigma...I was working this weekend and missed the love...I am happy to know that everyday is love day, though I have not felt the love in many weeks. Dudu's have come up missing, politicians won't let us have our lovefest, western women are falling prey to Dudus by the dozen..... anarchy is reigning, I tell you!!
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29 Oct 2007 Mon 04:16 pm |
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Quoting Elisabeth: Dudu's have come up missing, politicians won't let us have our lovefest, western women are falling prey to Dudus by the dozen..... anarchy is reigning, I tell you!! |
Tell me about it, Elisabeth. I tell you, thats just the HALF of it. Its all been happening while you were away. We now have Dudu's staying awake to keep the flies off their loved ones while they sleep, girls who have the temerity to send poorly lit nude photographs to their Dudus, PLUS (and this is probably the worst one)Trudy is back from Egypt and DIDNT DRINK TEA (which Canli says is very traditional)..... PLUS Trudy has now gone to sleep before telling us if she has a new Egyptian dudu...
Offfffffffff ya, what hope is there for this world? 
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29 Oct 2007 Mon 04:22 pm |
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Quote: Trudy is back from Egypt and DIDNT DRINK TEA (which Canli says is very traditional).....
Offfffffffff ya, what hope is there for this world? |
This is the worst possible insult...We need to send a delegation to Egypt to meet with these hedonistic non-tea drinking anarchists! Do you think it is a plot against western women? Depriving us of our tea and then blinding us with their Dudu charms?
And the dimly lit nude photos? What can I say about that? Every western woman knows it is all about the lighting! You can take a million nudie pictures of yourself but if the lighting is bad...how will dudu ever get a good look at you? When he puts that on his "wall of western booty" yours won't stand out!!
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29 Oct 2007 Mon 04:33 pm |
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Quoting Elisabeth: Do you think it is a plot against western women? Depriving us of our tea and then blinding us with their Dudu charms?!! |
Yes I do! I really DO And dont try and tell me that Tutankhamen and at LEAST one of the Ramesses boys were NOT dudus! Its been a conspiracy for thousands of years and NOBODY IS DOING ANYTHING!
Quoting Elisabeth: And the dimly lit nude photos? What can I say about that? Every western woman knows it is all about the lighting! You can take a million nudie pictures of yourself but if the lighting is bad...how will dudu ever get a good look at you? When he puts that on his "wall of western booty" yours won't stand out!! |
Absolutely. Frankly Lis, it reflects on ALL us western women, as I am sure you will agree. Poor quality grainy nude photographs are NOT what dudus expect for all their hard work. I think it was Lauren Bacall who said "make the lighting technician your best friend"? Well, as you know, I am not one to "blow my own trumpet" but I feel sure that, with good lighting, I could make it to the top of that wall....
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29 Oct 2007 Mon 04:42 pm |
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Quote: Well, as you know, I am not one to "blow my own trumpet" but I feel sure that, with good lighting, I could make it to the top of that wall.... |
I want to be at the top too. All is need is...good lighting, plastic surgery, make up (lots of makeup), photoshop, professional make artist, professional hairstylist...Oh to hell with it!! Forget love...let anarchy reign!!
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29 Oct 2007 Mon 04:46 pm |
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Quoting Elisabeth: .. photoshop.. |
Ahhh and therein lies the answer  
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29 Oct 2007 Mon 05:09 pm |
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I have noticed not enough people are joining Love Day. Hmmmm we need a new marketing strategy....
AUTUMN SPECIAL:
Summer over? Dudu losing interest? No replies to your sms or emails?
Come and join us on the Love Thread.
Membership £50 per month (payable to AEnigma III)
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29 Oct 2007 Mon 05:12 pm |
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i loev her
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29 Oct 2007 Mon 05:13 pm |
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Quoting AEnigma III: I have noticed not enough people are joining Love Day. Hmmmm we need a new marketing strategy....
AUTUMN SPECIAL:
Summer over? Dudu losing interest? No replies to your sms or emails?
Come and join us on the Love Thread.
Membership £50 per month (payable to AEnigma III) |
Do offer a guarantee or your money back in full? 
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29 Oct 2007 Mon 05:14 pm |
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Quoting ciko: i loev her |
Ciko you old romantic! (Ermmmm please remember to pay your £50 before posting in future )
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