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Love Day
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29 Oct 2007 Mon 05:14 pm |
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Quoting ciko: i loev her |
Ciko you old romantic! (Ermmmm please remember to pay your £50 before posting in future  )
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29 Oct 2007 Mon 05:17 pm |
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Quoting teaschip1: Quoting AEnigma III: I have noticed not enough people are joining Love Day. Hmmmm we need a new marketing strategy....
AUTUMN SPECIAL:
Summer over? Dudu losing interest? No replies to your sms or emails?
Come and join us on the Love Thread.
Membership £50 per month (payable to AEnigma III) |
Do offer a guarantee or your money back in full?  |
Well Tea, the service we offer is to send romantic sms and emails (in Turkish) so that the abandoned female does not feel withdrawl symptoms.
She can still get them translated (as before), she can sms us at a special premium rate number (to replicate the charge of sms to Turkey) and we will promise to replicate the dudu as far as possible.
You might say, its a kind of cyber-dudu service, with none of the tears I should point out that this service is in no small part due to Canli's Database of Romantic and Naughty Translation Requests which she has been compiling for the past 20 years...
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29 Oct 2007 Mon 05:40 pm |
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Quoting AEnigma III: Quoting ciko: i loev her |
Ciko you old romantic! (Ermmmm please remember to pay your £50 before posting in future ) |
AEnigma, you have been hanging around with Dudu's too long. Ciko, be aware....female Dudu's are leathal..They won't even tell you that they love you, just take your money right up front.
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29 Oct 2007 Mon 05:45 pm |
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Quote: Well Tea, the service we offer is to send romantic sms and emails (in Turkish) so that the abandoned female does not feel withdrawl symptoms.
She can still get them translated (as before), she can sms us at a special premium rate number (to replicate the charge of sms to Turkey) and we will promise to replicate the dudu as far as possible.
You might say, its a kind of cyber-dudu service, with none of the tears I should point out that this service is in no small part due to Canli's Database of Romantic and Naughty Translation Requests which she has been compiling for the past 20 years... |
I think we can expand this service to include...in-auditable voice messages at all hours of the night, requests for runners and all manner of electronics, as well and photography for quality nudie pictures that can be sent to cyber dudu.
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29 Oct 2007 Mon 05:52 pm |
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Quoting Elisabeth: I think we can expand this service to include...in-auditable voice messages at all hours of the night, requests for runners and all manner of electronics, as well and photography for quality nudie pictures that can be sent to cyber dudu. |
This is perfect - I am glad to see you are on-board. I am hoping you will head up our Electronics and Audio Division?
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29 Oct 2007 Mon 06:02 pm |
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Quoting AEnigma III: Quoting Elisabeth: I think we can expand this service to include...in-auditable voice messages at all hours of the night, requests for runners and all manner of electronics, as well and photography for quality nudie pictures that can be sent to cyber dudu. |
This is perfect - I am glad to see you are on-board. I am hoping you will head up our Electronics and Audio Division? |
Absolutely, someone's got to do it...I believe I am the right Dudu Lover for the job. Thanks for the opportunity and your faith in my abilities. I promise I will believe everything you tell me without question!
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29 Oct 2007 Mon 06:06 pm |
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Quoting AEnigma III: Quoting Elisabeth: I think we can expand this service to include...in-auditable voice messages at all hours of the night, requests for runners and all manner of electronics, as well and photography for quality nudie pictures that can be sent to cyber dudu. |
This is perfect - I am glad to see you are on-board. I am hoping you will head up our Electronics and Audio Division? |
I have given this business venture more thought. AEnigma can run the Finance Department. Elizabeth can be over the Electronics & Audio Division. LeeLu can be our Web Designer. I would like to apply for the Gift Department. We need to accomodate those who don't know what to buy for their dudas family.. I think we also need a travel department for those who's duda have disappeared and they need to travel right away. We also need a translator..
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29 Oct 2007 Mon 06:12 pm |
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Quoting teaschip1: Quoting AEnigma III: Quoting Elisabeth: I think we can expand this service to include...in-auditable voice messages at all hours of the night, requests for runners and all manner of electronics, as well and photography for quality nudie pictures that can be sent to cyber dudu. |
This is perfect - I am glad to see you are on-board. I am hoping you will head up our Electronics and Audio Division? |
I have given this business venture more thought. AEnigma can run the Finance Department. Elizabeth can be over the Electronics & Audio Division. LeeLu can be our Web Designer. I would like to apply for the Gift Department. We need to accomodate those who don't know what to buy for their dudas family.. I think we also need a travel department for those who's duda have disappeared and they need to travel right away. We also need a translator.. |
Trudy would be great in the travel department. We should have a Dudu translator....and I feel like we need to someone in the Psychology Department too...someone to hand out the occasional reality slap...hummm, I know....FEMME!!
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29 Oct 2007 Mon 06:12 pm |
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Ummm....what about Democracy? You have it all figured out?
teaschip1 said "I have given this business venture more thought. AEnigma can run the Finance Department. Elizabeth can be over the Electronics & Audio Division. LeeLu can be our Web Designer. I would like to apply for the Gift Department. We need to accomodate those who don't know what to buy for their dudas family.. I think we also need a travel department for those who's duda have disappeared and they need to travel right away. We also need a translator.."
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29 Oct 2007 Mon 06:15 pm |
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Quoting alameda: Ummm....what about Democracy? You have it all figured out?
teaschip1 said "I have given this business venture more thought. AEnigma can run the Finance Department. Elizabeth can be over the Electronics & Audio Division. LeeLu can be our Web Designer. I would like to apply for the Gift Department. We need to accomodate those who don't know what to buy for their dudas family.. I think we also need a travel department for those who's duda have disappeared and they need to travel right away. We also need a translator.."
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Ok then, Alameda can be my assistant. To make sure I order the appropriate gifts and t-shirts.
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29 Oct 2007 Mon 06:24 pm |
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Quoting Elisabeth: Quoting teaschip1: Quoting AEnigma III: Quoting Elisabeth: I think we can expand this service to include...in-auditable voice messages at all hours of the night, requests for runners and all manner of electronics, as well and photography for quality nudie pictures that can be sent to cyber dudu. |
This is perfect - I am glad to see you are on-board. I am hoping you will head up our Electronics and Audio Division? |
I have given this business venture more thought. AEnigma can run the Finance Department. Elizabeth can be over the Electronics & Audio Division. LeeLu can be our Web Designer. I would like to apply for the Gift Department. We need to accomodate those who don't know what to buy for their dudas family.. I think we also need a travel department for those who's duda have disappeared and they need to travel right away. We also need a translator.. |
Trudy would be great in the travel department. We should have a Dudu translator....and I feel like we need to someone in the Psychology Department too...someone to hand out the occasional reality slap...hummm, I know....FEMME!! |
Yes, we will need to make sure they go through an assessment with Femme after we receive their payment.
Trudy will be great overseeing the Travel Dept. We still need translators, message & gift delivery people.
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