How RUSSIA will take over the world!

+ 20 C - Greeks put on sweaters (if they can find them)
+ 15 C - Hawaiians turn on the heaters (if they have them)
+ 10 C - Americans shake, Russians are planting cucumbers.
+ 5 C - You can see your own breathing. Italian cars don´t start. Norwegians take a bath. Russians drive with lowered windows.
0 C - Water freezes in America, in Russia it thickens.
- 5 C - French cars don´t start.
- 10 C - You´re planning a vacation to Australia.
- 15 C - Your cat insists to sleep in your bed. Norwegians put on sweaters.
- 18 C - New York landlords turn on the heaters. Russians make their last seasonal picnic.
- 20 C - American cars don´t start. People in Alaska start wearing long-sleeves.
- 25 C - German cars don´t start. Hawaiians are dead.
- 30 C - Politicians start talking about homeless people. Your cat prefers to sleep in your pajamas.
- 35 C - Too cold to think. Japanese cars don´t start.
- 40 C - You´re planning a 2-week hot tub bath. Swedish cars don´t start.
- 42 C - Transportation stops in Europe. Russians eat ice cream on the street.
- 45 C - All Greeks are dead. Policians really start doing something for the homeless.
- 50 C - Your eyelids start sticking when you blink. In Alaska, people close the window in the bathroom.
- 60 C - White bears start moving south.
- 70 C - The hell froze.
- 73 C - Finnish special services evacuate Santa Claus from Lapland. Russians wear earmuff hats.
- 80 C - Lawyers put their hands in their own pockets.
-114 C - Ethyl alcohol is freezing. Russians are unhappy.
-273 C - Absolute zero, atomic movement stops. Russians wear boots.
-295 C - 90% of the planet is dead. Russian soccer team becomes the world champion.

Too funny.

Poland should import some Kononowicz sweaters to help the Greek and Norwegians.

You must have immigrated to that evil USA too long to remember that the official name of those sweaters is...Turkish Sweaters

OMG, are you for real? I had no idea.

Absolutely, the name originated from the times of deep communism when Poles would go to Turkey to do illegal busines buying such sweaters, cheap leather and fake perfumes Oh, and Halva

just a side note: those Poles would do some other kinds of illegal things too in Turkey.

you want to tell melek about that too, dd?

ahm like what? Enlighten us please

ehehehe, prostitution for example.

 Is there any nationality you have missed out in your mission to ensure we all realise that Turkey is a supreme nation for which you are going to receive the highest honour of Turkishnesssssssssssssssssss - a putty medal

aww that

Apparently they did a good job training DUDUS who prostitute with evil Brits now

yes we are proud of our dudus. that`s how we ......  those evil Brits.