Quoting AlphaF:

When you are attacked by a lady driver on the road...just tell her, her hair is in shambles.

THIS WILL IMMEDIATELY SHIFT HER ATTENTION TO HER HAIR AND IN THE MEANTIME YOU CAN SAFELY DRIVE AWAY !

Quoting AlphaF:

When you are attacked by a lady driver on the road...just tell her, her hair is in shambles.

THIS WILL IMMEDIATELY SHIFT HER ATTENTION TO HER HAIR AND IN THE MEANTIME YOU CAN SAFELY DRIVE AWAY !

Quoting Elisabeth:

Catwoman...you know women don't drive in Turkey...the men drag them around by the hair!!

Quoting Roswitha:

If you are a female driver and pass a dolmus, taxi or truck be sure their ego will wounded and they will try to do something extremely stupid to show you who is the king of the road if he catches up with you.
Mainly uneducated taxi, dolmus and truck drivers have a very philosophical approach to driving: "Allah decides on everything, hence why should I worry to drive reasonably." That is Turks all drive fully believing that whatever they do "Allah" will protect them. And you "non-Muslims" are ill fated!

http://www.mymerhaba.com/en/main/content.asp_Q_id_E_282

Quoting teaschip1:

When I read articles like this...it reminds me of what I take for granted.. Singing, dancing and driving....

Quoting Roswitha:

If you are a female driver and pass a dolmus, taxi or truck be sure their ego will wounded and they will try to do something extremely stupid to show you who is the king of the road if he catches up with you.

Quoting AEnigma III:

Quoting AEnigma III:

Quoting christine:

Come on girls!! We all know that men are to blame for our bad parking. For year they have told us that 12.5 cm is 25.5 cm

Quoting adonis:

turkish women drivers are generally not quick and their decisions on the road are in hesitation mood.

Quoting catwoman:

Quoting AEnigma III:

This is a universal problem - even I moan about women drivers and old drivers!! I suffered from "road rage" this morning stuck behind a woman with her kids.

However, the reason for this is (again!) due to a bit of sexism . The worst women drivers tend to be housewives with children. They usually only get to drive short distances (i.e. the school run) and, whenever they are with their husbands he always insists on driving. They may occasionally get to drive if he is drunk

Therefore they do not get enough experience on the roads. Blame yourselves boys!

Quoting CANLI:

Well,actually,i hate women drivings too,driving me NUTS on the roads

Quoting catwoman:

Turkish male drivers are simply horrible, worst I've ever seen! I'm not kidding.

Quoting adonis:

Quoting AEnigma III:

Quoting catwoman:

Quoting adonis: Quoting catwoman: Turkish male drivers are simply horrible, worst I've ever seen! I'm not kidding. Feminism mode on..

Quoting catwoman:

Quoting CANLI:

Well,i tend to speed a bit,and i've learnt to calculate the road while learning to drive
Meaning to estimate distances for up 5 cars a head of me watch thier behaviour to be secure
With women,you cant predict their behaviour there,when will they be worried of something and hit the break!
So i be more worried and tense when woman drives near me.

Quoting catwoman:

I'm sure you're a good driver CANLI!

Quoting CANLI:

Quoting catwoman:

Quoting catwoman:

anyways, that's the truth, turks are crazy drivers, they know no rules and would kill you when you're crossing the street on green lights!

Quoting MrX67:

women can do all the bests when they wished and willing,so a wheel only a simple toy for a willing woman i think

Quoting HomeSick:

HomeSick: Dear, would you please turn off the air condition, we need more horse power. He is gaining on me.
Damn Subarus!! He must have modified it, no way he is gaining distance on me on that junk.
Wife: What you need a good slap on your face if not a kick on your ass. We are changing seats. I will drive, you became one of them.

Quoting HomeSick:

Quoting HomeSick:

Quoting MrX67:

Quoting HomeSick: Quoting MrX67: women can do all the bests when they wished and willing,so a wheel only a simple toy for a willing woman i think You lost me here What exactly you meant I have no idea.

Quoting HomeSick:

You need to replace the motorcycles with cars and add more people crossing the road randomly in that video. If it is possible add a few people just standing in the middle of the road, waiting for an opportunity for crossing or lets say taking their chances

Quoting HomeSick:

And highways, it is a different story, it is more likely populated with idiots such as this one:

An idiot driving on the highway

Quoting HomeSick:

And as I said, given enough time you spent there, more likely you become one of them hehe

Quoting HomeSick:

@catwoman: For the last two comments you made, I totally agree with you Many people dies on the road and there is nothing funny about that

Quoting MrX67:

driving is an art and a piece of morals,may be some of women a bit uneasy while driving,but i bet they r better then we men on that to with a few exceptions

Quoting catwoman:

Quoting MrX67:

and obeying rules isn't a piece of morals?

Quoting catwoman:

Quoting catwoman:

Have you ever been waxed top to bottom?

Quoting HomeSick:

Quoting HomeSick:

And now I am going to have a nightmare

I once tried these creams that supposed to remove unwanted hair. It was my wife's and I am such a lazy person when it comes to certain things that I tried it on my head (it is kind of boring to shave all your head).

Oh God, what was I thinking! and why in heaven I didn't ask her first. Not only my hair but my skin ripped off and I ended up sitting next to my wife driving to hospital while I am cursing that hidious invention of the devil!!

Quoting HomeSick:

You are evil

Quoting HomeSick:

Lets not talk about waxing anymore please ?

Quoting HomeSick:

Why you guys are not sleeping but spending time at this late hour of the day here ?

Quoting HomeSick:

First of all, it is good to have you guys here, I enjoy the conversation

Quoting HomeSick:

Second of all, I guess it is obvious that wife is away

Quoting HomeSick:

And last of all, so much caffeine combined with the power of the redbull (the wings and all ) makes me a

What about you guys hehe

Quoting HomeSick:

And now I am going to have a nightmare

I once tried these creams that supposed to remove unwanted hair. It was my wife's and I am such a lazy person when it comes to certain things that I tried it on my head (it is kind of boring to shave all your head).

Oh God, what was I thinking! and why in heaven I didn't ask her first. Not only my hair but my skin ripped off and I ended up sitting next to my wife driving to hospital while I am cursing that hidious invention of the devil!!

Quoting thehandsom:

Nature knows the best..If the hair was unnecessary, there would not be hair on us..
So, stop trying to defy the nature Try to learn living with your hair.

Quoting catwoman:

Quoting thehandsom:

Nature knows the best..If the hair was unnecessary, there would not be hair on us..
So, stop trying to defy the nature Try to learn living with your hair.

Quoting girleegirl:

But might I add...kitty, you have never looked better than in your latest pic!

Quoting thehandsom:

Quoting catwoman:

I'm assuming that's what makes you home sick...?

Quoting HomeSick:

Yeap, We have been married for 4 years, and during these years, we lived under the same roof not more than a year.
I need to be here (USA - working) and she has to be in Turkey mostly for business (architect) and the pHD thing she is doing.

There are funny laws here in USA such as I can work but my spouse cannot work but stay dependent on me. So my smart wife travels all around the globe and works for companies in Turkey and Europe freelance and the laws can't do a thing about it And I encourage her since it makes me madly sad that she can't practice her profession.

But we are going to put an end to this madness! as soon as we agree where to live, still debating about the issue though

Quoting catwoman:

Quoting catwoman:

Quoting HomeSick:

Yeap, We have been married for 4 years, and during these years, we lived under the same roof not more than a year.
I need to be here (USA - working) and she has to be in Turkey mostly for business (architect) and the pHD thing she is doing.

Quoting HomeSick:

There are funny laws here in USA such as I can work but my spouse cannot work but stay dependent on me. So my smart wife travels all around the globe and works for companies in Turkey and Europe freelance and the laws can't do a thing about it And I encourage her since it makes me madly sad that she can't practice her profession.

Quoting girleegirl:

Is this a citizenship issue? I'm very familiar with employment law but this is not one I am familiar with. Seems ridiculous!!!

Quoting catwoman:

This is actually his long lost twin.....but it's a secret so shhhhhhhhh!

Quoting HomeSick:

The thing is I am working here with H1B status that gives my wife the H4 status in USA, which in turn means, she can stay with me as long as she stay dependent on me.

In order to overcome this situation I must at least have a green card, which in turn means for the company to pay me at least $90k yearly, and of course the taxes they have to pay,too.

The good news is they are applying for the green card for me, again which in turns automatically changes my wife's status, too.

But the thing is I am already tired of this legal status stuff

Quoting HomeSick:

I can't imagine how he can stay lost witk all that hair screaming "Hey!! I am here I am here!!" hehe

Quoting girleegirl:

Gotta love bureaucracy! :-S
At least your employer is stepping up. Hope this gets resolved for you soon.

Quoting HomeSick:

There are really funny laws in regards to immigration and homeland security here. And do not get me wrong, I encourage every kind of precaution, it must be done, but the idea that an illegal, wanted man comes to a consulate from the homeland on his own, applies for an extension is funny

Quoting Elisabeth:

Catwoman...you know women don't drive in Turkey...the men drag them around by the hair!!

Quoting Roswitha:

If you are a female driver and pass a dolmus, taxi or truck be sure their ego will wounded and they will try to do something extremely stupid to show you who is the king of the road if he catches up with you.
Mainly uneducated taxi, dolmus and truck drivers have a very philosophical approach to driving: "Allah decides on everything, hence why should I worry to drive reasonably." That is Turks all drive fully believing that whatever they do "Allah" will protect them. And you "non-Muslims" are ill fated!

http://www.mymerhaba.com/en/main/content.asp_Q_id_E_282

Quoting vineyards:

Congratulations Leelu. I would actually pay you help me improve my nonexisting driving skill.

Quoting Leelu:

Quoting Leelu:

"Drive it like you stole it!!!!"

Quoting vineyards:

Well, I am a male driver and I drive way too slowly and I don't know anyone of the tricks pros boast of. Nevertheless, I have not got involved in a single accident so far.

Quoting femme_fatal:

Vineyards, invite aenigma to tea - she is the loveliest girl I ever knew

Quoting AEnigma III:

Slow drivers always say they never had an accident. What they don't realise is that they indeed never cause ANY! Drivers get so excited to drive behind them that they all nicely sing together!

Quoting femme_fatal:

Quoting AEnigma III:

Just you wait.....revenge is close

Quoting AEnigma III:

Quoting vineyards:

She has already been invited to a wine party to be attended by my wife too. So I don't need to invite her once more to another party. We're expecting a baby, there is already enough reason to celebrate

Quoting vineyards:

She has already been invited to a wine party to be attended by my wife too.

Quoting vineyards:

So I don't need to invite her once more to another party. We're expecting a baby, there is already enough reason to celebrate