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180.       libralady
5152 posts
 02 Mar 2008 Sun 04:24 pm

A student from Ohio disliked his principal so much he made up a Myspace page for him, complete with picture and his profile portreying him as a child molester. It described his "special interests" as (amongst others) was "jacking off in my office".

The pupils handwork was discovered and he was prompty expelled.

You can imagine the suprise (or not!) when a lawsuit landed on the desk of the local authority, from the parents of the pupil claiming their "snowflake" of a child was being denied his freedom of speech. Disrespecting teachers outside school hours was a tradition and that their son should be reinstated promptly!

181.       portokal
2516 posts
 03 Mar 2008 Mon 12:36 am

A Husbands Tale

By Du`aa' Hamdy

Translated By Yosra Mostafa

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You thought you never knew the taste of suffering until you met a grumpy woman who is mean and makes your life like hell. Is this the woman you married? Do you feel that you will not make it to the following year? Read about the trials and tribulations of one.

* * *

When it was my time to marry, despite was what was being said, I made-up my mind to marry a woman from my community. Of course I recognized the implications of marrying locally. I had a very bad life — the home was permeated with a cloudy atmosphere which was full of sadness and sulkiness. Breakfast time consisted of my wife yelling, and I dined to her wailing and weeping. At supper and bedtime, I was assured nothing remained unchanged by her cursing me.

We never talked, but battled. Our home was gloomy with pale colors and mysterious features. It had no life and there were two life-giving aspects: the sun and visitors.

* * *

One day, a friend of mine invited my wife and me to lunch at his home. I was so scared that my wife would refuse, or that she would go and be at her worst, which is not much different from her best! I asked her gently and kindly to come with me and she agreed without a second thought, and she was polite … I wondered why!

We made the journey to my friend's house. We were welcomed to a home that was full of light, joy, and happiness, the reason for which was the harmony between him and his wife. Happiness was their way, respect was their motto. Love guided them and brought light into their life. They were like Shahryar and Scheherazade of The Thousand and One Nights. No, they were like lovebirds that do not speak, but chant and warble. Their words to each other were those of a father and mother, a brother and sister, a husband and wife, a companion, friend, and healer.

I never wanted to leave, but we did, and I was filled with confusion. My wife was so different with my friend. Her face was softer, and she was calm to the point that she became a part of that harmonious unit. In fact, she was nothing like the she-devil that had come to make my life a misery. I did not know this woman that I have lived with for what seemed far too long.

"Allah guide my wife and make her like the wife of my friend," I thought.

I became obsessed with it all, thinking about the reasons day and night, over and over. I was never able to figure out why they were so different from us. So I decided to go to my friend and ask, and he surprised me with an unexpected reason:

"Whoever ignores, forever loses; and whoever knows, wins the world and its bliss. A woman is a gift from Allah," he said.

He continued, "Her heart is a spring of kindness, her bosom is the center of warmth, and her blood is a river of fragrance. She gives for no return, and she is tolerant with the love of good deeds. She respects her husband and guards his entity. Her beauty is in her spirit. Her charm and attraction are in her enlightened mind, awareness, and wise opinion. Had the case been different, grand men of letters would not have said 'Behind every great man is a woman' or 'Women are half the society.' So think, what happens if a man does not appreciate or respect his wife? You have no idea what the return will be if you embrace her with your kindness, with even one word!"

I left my friend in a thoughtful and light mood and returned to my wife seeking her forgiveness and regretting the life I had wasted without ever trying to understand her. From that moment, love blessed our home with respect. We lived more joyously and no less so than my friend and his wife.

* * *
And so ends my nightmare, and I pray to Allah Almighty that every man will come to know the true worth of his wife and to put an end to the life that he has wasted with his mind and his heart away from her and their marriage.

http://www.islamonline.net/servlet/Satellite?c=Article_C&cid=1172571475024&pagename=Zone-English-Family%2FFYELayout

182.       portokal
2516 posts
 03 Mar 2008 Mon 01:24 am

Brel et Bejart

183.       Roswitha
4132 posts
 03 Mar 2008 Mon 03:10 am

Wonderful Stories of Islam: FOUR WIVES

Once upon a time. There was a rich merchant who had four (4) wives.

He loved the 4th wife the most and adorned her with rich robes and treated her to delicacies. He took great care of her and gave her nothing but the best.

He also loved the 3rd wife very much. He's very proud of her and always wanted to show off her to his friends. However, the merchant is always in great fear that she might run away with some other men.

He too, loved his 2nd wife. She is a very considerate person, always patient and in fact is the merchant's confidante. Whenever the merchant faced some problems, he always turned to his 2nd wife and she would always help him out and tide him through difficult times.

Now, the merchant's 1st wife is a very loyal partner and has made great contributions in maintaining his wealth and business as well as taking care of the household. However, the merchant did not love the first wife and although she loved him deeply, he hardly took notice of her.

One day, the merchant fell ill. Before long, he knew that he was going to die soon. He thought of his luxurious life and told himself, "Now I have 4 wives with me. But when I die, I'll be alone. How lonely I'll be!" Thus, he asked the 4th wife, "I loved you most, endowed you with the finest clothing and showered great care over you. Now that I'm dying, will you follow me and keep me company?"

"No way!" replied the 4th wife and she walked away without another word.

The answer cut like a sharp knife right into the merchant's heart.

The sad merchant then asked the 3rd wife, "I have loved you so much for all my life. Now that I'm dying, will you follow me and keep me company?"

"No!" replied the 3rd wife. "Life is so good over here! I'm going to remarry when you die!" The merchant's heart sank and turned cold.

He then asked the 2nd wife, "I always turned to you for help and you've always helped me out. Now I need your help again. When I die, will you follow me and keep me company?" "I'm sorry, I can't help you out this time!" replied the 2nd wife. "At the very most, I can only send you to your grave." The answer came like a bolt of thunder and the merchant was devastated.

Then a voice called out: "I'll leave with you. I'll follow you no matter where you go." The merchant looked up and there was his first wife. She was so skinny, almost like she suffered from malnutrition.

Greatly grieved, the merchant said, "I should have taken much better care of you while I could have!"

Actually, we all have 4 wives in our lives. The 4th wife is our body. No matter how much time and effort we lavish in making it look good, it'll leave us when we die.

Our 3rd wife is our possessions, status and wealth. When we die, they all go to others.

The 2nd wife is our family and friends. No matter how close they had been there for us when we're alive, the furthest they can stay by us is up to the grave.

The 1st wife is in fact our soul, often neglected in our pursuit of material wealth and sensual pleasure.

Guess what? It is actually the only thing that follows us wherever we go. Perhaps it's a good idea to cultivate and strengthen it now rather than to wait until we're on our deathbed to lament.


http://www.ezsoftech.com/stories/mis25.asp


184.       thehandsom
7403 posts
 03 Mar 2008 Mon 12:59 pm

*****This is low level continuing genocide!!****

At least 112 Palestinians have been killed since Wednesday..

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_east/7274225.stm

185.       dizzyspinner
0 posts
 03 Mar 2008 Mon 01:17 pm

Quoting thehandsom:

*****This is low level continuing genocide!!****

At least 112 Palestinians have been killed since Wednesday..

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_east/7274225.stm[/QUOTE


A quote from that link:


"A spokesman for Israel's Foreign Minister Tzipi Livni, Arye Mekel, said the Palestinian decision was a mistake and expressed hope negotiations would resume. "

True, it is a mistake, but I'm not sure this statement is sincere.

186.       thehandsom
7403 posts
 06 Mar 2008 Thu 10:17 am

Gay teenager from Iran

Mehdi Kazemi is a gay teenager from Iran. He sought sanctuary in Britain after his boyfriend was hanged for homosexuality. So why is Britain so determined to send him back to Tehran – to almost certain execution?

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/a-life-or-death-decision-792058.html

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Catherine Townsend: Sleeping Around

spanking children causes an increase in sexual deviancy in adulthood.
http://www.independent.co.uk/opinion/columnists/catherine-townsend/catherine-townsend-sleeping-around-791980.html
(I am getting increasingly hot for this woman, btw )

187.       thehandsom
7403 posts
 06 Mar 2008 Thu 01:53 pm

How nice, you american boy!!
US Marine throwing a puppy off of a cliff in Iraq


http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/43462/9fb16ab3/us_soldaat_gooit_puppy.html

188.       thehandsom
7403 posts
 06 Mar 2008 Thu 02:05 pm

VULVA ORIGINAL!!
New perfume apparently!!

caption says:

Described on its website as "The erotic, intimate scent of an irresistible woman". This is no perfume but "a beguiling vaginal scent which is purely for your own smelling pleasure". Users are advised to apply a tiny amount of this "intoxicating substance" to the back of the hand to experience "the irresistible smell of a moist, sensuous vagina".

Jonathan Ross
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVff661pytI

Not putting any image..In case catwoman starts talking about feminism, exploitation blah blah!!

189.       lady in red
6947 posts
 06 Mar 2008 Thu 07:43 pm

Quoting thehandsom:

VULVA ORIGINAL!!
New perfume apparently!!

caption says:

Described on its website as 'The erotic, intimate scent of an irresistible woman'. This is no perfume but 'a beguiling vaginal scent which is purely for your own smelling pleasure'. Users are advised to apply a tiny amount of this 'intoxicating substance' to the back of the hand to experience 'the irresistible smell of a moist, sensuous vagina'.

Jonathan Ross
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVff661pytI

Not putting any image..In case catwoman starts talking about feminism, exploitation blah blah!!



Well,this really is the final straw. I'm sorry thehandsom but I for one have had enough of your obscene posts. Petitions seem to be all the rage at the moment and I think it would be a good idea to start a petition to have you removed from this site.

190.       teaschip
3870 posts
 06 Mar 2008 Thu 08:26 pm

Quoting libralady:

A student from Ohio disliked his principal so much he made up a Myspace page for him, complete with picture and his profile portreying him as a child molester. It described his "special interests" as (amongst others) was "jacking off in my office".

The pupils handwork was discovered and he was prompty expelled.

You can imagine the suprise (or not!) when a lawsuit landed on the desk of the local authority, from the parents of the pupil claiming their "snowflake" of a child was being denied his freedom of speech. Disrespecting teachers outside school hours was a tradition and that their son should be reinstated promptly!



Just another example of a frivolous lawsuit. And you wonder why some kids turn to drugs and crime..just a little help from mom and dad.

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