How fantastic to be able to draw/paint like that!  There are other portraits on the link as well - equally amazing. 

World’s oldest person dies in Los Angeles at 115

LOS ANGELES - The world´s oldest known person has died in Los Angeles at age 115.

Gertrude Baines died Friday at a hospital, said Dr. Charles Witt. The doctor said she likely suffered a heart attack but an autopsy would be needed to confirm her cause of death.

Baines was born in 1894 in Shellman, Ga. She became the world´s oldest living person when a 115-year-old woman, Maria de Jesus, died in Portugal in January.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/32799091/ns/us_news-life/?GT1=43001

My greatgrandmother died at 118! true, for the last 3 years of her life she´d do nothing but lie in bed and pray. My grandma, who was taking care of her, was ashamed of the elderly senior as "people don´t live that long". BTW, my grandma is at good health at the age of 90 and my grandpa died at 96 (having smoked and drunk all life long). I hope I haven´t inherited this "almost-immortal" gene

good news for junkies!

If he gets an erection, she will get 1 to 3  years in jail, if not 8 years.. 

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Guys, here´s a sharp reminder why you shouldn´t make your wife/girlfriend/lover angry when you´re dead, stinking drunk.

..Turkish woman whose jail sentence hangs on whether or not her former lover regains full use of his penis. Earlier this year the woman had, in a fit of anger, cut off her drunken lover´s penis and thrown it from their apartment window..

http://network.nationalpost.com/np/blogs/l...rt-awaits-genital-recovery.aspx

http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSTRE58952W20090910

Satire:

...In fact, this story should serve as a reminder to every Tom, Harry and, especially, Dick that they cannot tool around with the affections of a woman.

Court hearings, we are informed, will continue from time to time. In other words, it will be a ding dong process.

The extent to which the woman will be given the judicial shaft depends on the future functionality of the dismembered member, but it appears that she will not be spared the rod.

It is heartening to note that the judicial process will take its time and not rush into a decision half-cocked.

I wonder if they have an official pecker checker process. If there are no volunteers for that job, someone may be forced into it willy-nilly.

Eventually, I guess interest in this case will peter out.

But, if everything returns to normal for the man, we can conclusively proclaim, "The penis, mightier than the sword".  

http://desicritics.org/2009/09/11/102941.php

Yaawwwnnnnnnnn.... any other erection news theH?

college life

Man says condom was in burger, sues

A man who says he bit into a Burger King sandwich and found an unwrapped condom inside has sued the owner of the restaurant. Van Miguel Hartless, 24...

A man who says he bit into a Burger King sandwich and found an unwrapped condom inside has sued the owner of the restaurant.

Van Miguel Hartless, 24, of Fair Haven, said Friday he bought the Southwestern Whopper at a Burger King in Rutland on June 18 and made the discovery at home. "My third bite into the burger, it was just a foreign taste," he said. "As I went to bite down a little harder, I felt a rubber grind in between my teeth."

The lawsuit, filed Nov. 16, names store owner Carrols Corp. and seeks damages for pain and suffering, emotional duress and medical expenses.

There was no comment from Burger King or Carrols.

I wonder if it was a used one. Condom burger! anyone?

Ewww...how really disgusting! It probably was a disgrunteled employee.  There have been numerous reports of employees taking venting their frustration in rather disgusting manners.

That is one of the reasons I hate to eat out.

Perhaps Burger King are encouraging responsible habits in promoting safe sex...... hmmm  you know how excited these boys get post burger eating!

That is what I was thinking actually..

Burger King should be praised for their contribution for promoting safe sex and for their efforts to curb the world´s population.  

They dont deserve condemnation at all...