She would scare your house clean

 who Catwoman.... that´s not very nice ha ha I´m sure she has very kind methods of cleaning

Hannibal Lecter is checking out LL........

 Hopefully he isn´t chilling a nice bottle of Chianti or preparing fava beans!!

Rather tall Turkish man looking for love.

http://news.uk.msn.com/uk/article.aspx?cp-documentid=149738421

 What I spotted is

 Turkish Mr Kosen, who also has the largest hands (27.5cm) and feet (36.5cm) on the globe,

British press is not very reliable,they even have problems with centimetres

...we do have problems with cms - I agree (and Trudy is always telling me) but what is wrong with those measurements - I would make that hands measuring around (up) 11inches and feet just over 14 inches - which sounds right on a man that tall - did I miss something 

Is it true what they say about men with big feet?

You mean that they need big shoes??  - Yeh, I think so.

 Hahaha when I glanced at this I read "alameda" instead of "sonunda" and was really shocked!

User "spam" - very upfront