i like this expression

Yaramazlaþtýrýlamýyabilenlerdenmiþsiniz

- You seem to be one of the ones who is incapable of being naughty.

and this one as it is the longest turkish word

Mükemmelliyetçileþtiricileþtiriveremeyebileceklerimizdenmiþsinizcesine

meaning:

As if you are one of those who we unsuccessfully try to make a perfectionist who makes other people perfectionists.

this one sounds hmmmm interesting.... OKYANUS   (ocean)

 I have very serious doubts that anyone ever said that to you! 

 i don´t know what you mean .....how very dare you

hahaha yes. thank you for changing it to practice turkish forum.. i am sorry for putting it under irrelevant forum.

Don´t worry this time but please don´t do it again or you will have to pay a large fine into the Admin and Mods´ Christmas Party Fund!

(this is a new forum rule I just made up - I haven´t submitted it to Admin for approval yet but I´m sure there won´t be a problem!)

 Dont get drunk and snog Erdinc (like you did last year)

 Are you posting this as ´a funny Turkish expression´?  If so could you please translate it for us?

Certainly

It is something like:-

sarhoþ olup erdinç´i öpme