Guys its time for laugh..

Please tell us if you know any funny turkish expressions as long as theyre not rude or dirty. Do not forget to translate it also..

Saol

any body? ..

OOOHH! me too! i wanna hear some funny turkish expressions! We have lots of funny arabic ones! U knpw theyre even funnier if u translate them litereally ito english

like:

eating bread is sour!

it means that working is hard coz eating bread means like putting food on the table, so its sour coz its hard!

lol

EATING BREAD IS SOUR!

 tamam onu sildim .

She wasn´t asking for a translation Nisreen!  Actually I´m not sure this is in the right forum - maybe it should be General/Offtopic -  but I can´t move it because I don´t moderate this forum.

OMg that was a translation?? LOOOOOOOOOL!! I thought it was smthg funny! But i didnt know what it meant so i just left it!

loool im sooo stupid!

I moved it to the Practce Turkish forum, because it is related to turkish language, as in sharing turkish expressions with each other. I am not sure if its the correct forum either, but I thought this suited best.

Kelebek, in case you really asked for a translation, let me know, then I wll replace it under translation forum, but I think you meant to exchange funny turkish expressions

erotik manda: Kendisini çekici sanan kaba  erkek

(erotic water buffalo): crude man who thinks he is attractive..

 Dont be so hard on yourself canim

i like this expression

Yaramazlaþtýrýlamýyabilenlerdenmiþsiniz

- You seem to be one of the ones who is incapable of being naughty.

and this one as it is the longest turkish word

Mükemmelliyetçileþtiricileþtiriveremeyebileceklerimizdenmiþsinizcesine

meaning:

As if you are one of those who we unsuccessfully try to make a perfectionist who makes other people perfectionists.

this one sounds hmmmm interesting.... OKYANUS   (ocean)

 I have very serious doubts that anyone ever said that to you! 

 i don´t know what you mean .....how very dare you

hahaha yes. thank you for changing it to practice turkish forum.. i am sorry for putting it under irrelevant forum.

Don´t worry this time but please don´t do it again or you will have to pay a large fine into the Admin and Mods´ Christmas Party Fund!

(this is a new forum rule I just made up - I haven´t submitted it to Admin for approval yet but I´m sure there won´t be a problem!)

 Dont get drunk and snog Erdinc (like you did last year)

 Are you posting this as ´a funny Turkish expression´?  If so could you please translate it for us?

Certainly

It is something like:-

sarhoþ olup erdinç´i öpme

 surely snog would be more like Erdinç´le öpüþme  .... or is it only one sided?

 Unfortunately, it is ALWAYS one-sided.  Erdinc tries to run away, but when LIR has had a few drinks nothing will stop her....

  - who have you been talking to?? 

 I didn´t tell a soul....!!

 hmm.... ´let she that is without sin cast the first stone´   (and I´m paraphrasing here in case some clever person likes to tell me that´s not exactly the quotation!!)

- just one word for you Trudy - raký!!

 Raký??    

 that doesnt make sense, okay lets run it through here:

if you are one of those.. okay

who we unsuccessfully try to make a perfectionist... meas that we try to make into perfectionists but fail...okay

who make other poeple perfectionists.. means the one who we could not make a perfectionist turns other people into perfectionists??????

it doest make sense!!!!

im sooo cnfused!