What do I need to do to become ´an EVIL Dutch clog´, like DK?

gosh, do you always have to be like DK!? be yourself a little bit!

 Happily you aren´t Dutch as well. Imagine that I asked to be ´an evil Dutch, like DK and CW´.....

Taking inspiration from Femme, here is the DEFINITIVE list:-

Catwoman:   Evil Polish/bed Amerikan feminist mod.

Girleegirl:     Bed blonde Amerikan dudu-fodder.

Elisabeth:     Very bed Amerikan in every way.

Teaschip:     Extremely bed Amerikan in every way and blonde dudu fodder.

Geniuda:      Bed Amerikan dudu-fodder.

Alameda:     Gud Amerikan who wants to be bed Turk.

Roswitha:    Gud Amerikan who likes to watch bed Turks and Evil westerners at war.

Canli:          Gud Egyptian mod who pretends to be bed.

Meltem:      Bed Turk mod who pretends to be gud.

Trudy:        EVIL dutch clog in every way.

Deli-Kizin:   Evil dutch mod clog, dudu fodder.

Femme:     Bed and fat assed Borat.

Libralady:   Bed hypa-active Brit mod who gives lazy asses a bad name.

Peacetrain:  Dull Brit who wants to be bed.

Sonunda:    Evil naughty Brit.

Lesluv:       Evil sapik Brit.

Marion-In-Turkey:  Evil Brit who invaded TurkWorld and pretends to be gud.

Lady in Red:      Evil Brit mod who invaded TurkWorld and doesn’t pretend to be gud.

Daydreamer:     Bed Polish who invaded Ireland and drank it dry.

SuiGeneris:       Bed nationalist/non-nationalist Turk.

Tami:               Bed nationalist Turk.

Wind:               Bed nationalist Turk.

Ciko:                Bed non-nationalist Turk

Vineyards:        Bed Turk who is gud for getting drunk with.

TheHandsom:   Bed non-nationalist Turk who invaded evil UK and declared war on other Bed Turks.

MrX67:            Gud Turk who dresses as Michael Jackson in “We Are The World” video.

Doudi:             Young and gud but if stays here too long, bed.

Yilgun:            Gud Turk for making lists about bed West.

Gsibrahim:      Gud spammer.

Aenigma:        Probably perfect in every way.

 I must admit to lauging out loud at this! Wel Anigmy, you did a gr8t job but who sed you r purfect??

 My Mummy

Ciko...first of all I don´t have blue eyes or white skin and I´m not fat.....

Here is mine just for Ciko

CIKO...blind as a bat, arrogant without cause, jealous of Americans, televised on Americas most wanted, probably did not get enough attention from his mother and suffers from short man syndrom (like alot of Turks)..

 That doesn´t count! She´s not a member here! (Or is she..??????)

Peacetrain?

 and daddy bydand?

It is amazing that I turned out to be the practically perfect girl that I am