1. hi! welcome to the philippines.

2.  how your flight?

3. are you tired off.?

4. lets go we will go now to the hotel, so that you can rest..

 5. we need to ride taxi here..

6.are you hungry? you want to eat?

7. what do you want, take some rest or you want to go to some other places?

8.tomorrow morning we will visit my mom, if you want.. we live at mt aunt house..

   but you need to bring something for her thats the filipino tradition..

My try:

1. Merhaba. Filipin´e hoþ geldiniz

2. Uçuþ´un nasýl´dý?

3. Yoruldun mu.?

4. Gidelim. Þimdi otele gideceðiz, dinlenmen için..

 5. Burada taxi´yi binmeliyiz..

6. Açmýsýn. Bir þey yiyermisin?

7. Ne istersin, dinlenmek mi yada baþka yerlere gitmek istermisin?

8. Istersen, yarýn sabah annemi ziyaret edeceðiz. .. Yengenimin evinde oturuyoruz..

    ama ona hediye olarak bir þeyi götürmelisin. filipin gelenektir..

Well this is completely out of order

How can I be hostess if you all run off and try to do your underhand translations in another forum

1. Merhaba! Filipinler´e hoþgeldin.

2. Uçuþun nasýldý?

3. Yoruldun mu?

4. Haydi gidelim, þimdi dinlemen için otele gideceðiz.

5. Burada taksiye binmemiz gerekiyor.

6. Aç mýsýn? Yemek ister misin?

7. Ne istersin? Dinlenmek mi yoksa baþka yerlere gitmek mi?

8. Yarýn sabah annemi ziyaret edeceðiz, eðer istersen... Biz teyzemin evinde oturuyoruz.. Ama onun için bir þeyler götürmen gerekiyor, bu bir Filipin geleneðidir.

Info:

We have 3 different words for "aunt".

- Teyze, for your mother´s sister.

- Hala, for your father´s sister.

- Yenge, for your uncle´s wife or your brother´s wife.

If this aunt in the text is not your mother´s sister, you should say "halamýn" or "yengemin" instead of "teyzemin".

Love the cartoon Zulfu.

Where did it come from?

Resim taslaðý nereden??? Doðru mu? 

"karikatür is proper here instead of "resim taslaðý"

Thanks Anka! 

Anytime Henry

The cartoon is from a turkish site somewhere. Should be a warning to all these innocent girls having ´the love of their life´.

 Oops!  I think that´s the wrong one isn´t it??

funny cartoons!

what does the funny cartoons say? wish i could understand...

 The toothbrush says ´Sometimes I think I´ve got the worst job in the world´  The loo roll says ´yeah,right!´

thanks... but how about the first one.... with the girl and guy.... hihihi...

 He´s saying ´I thought about you all night´   but he´d been thinking ´what was that woman´s name,what was it what was it?´

ooohhhhhhhhhh.... hehehehe.... delayed reaction. hihi.... damn, if only i understood it, i would have laughed a few hours ago....