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Is there rights for foreigners in Turkey?
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50.       Elisabeth
5732 posts
 05 Mar 2009 Thu 08:17 pm

 

Quoting Melek74

 

 

You get a big fat ZERO from me.

 

Let me give you some basic lessons in duduism. Do not make your intentions known in the beginning. You have to make her believe that she´s everything you ever wanted without even hinting at the hidden agenda. You need to play on her feelings of loneliness and wanting to feel loved. Make her feel beautiful and sexy. Start telling her about your feelings - remember you´re what she has to fill the void in her life with. Once she´s swallowed the hook, you´re ready to learn how to reel her in. {#lang_emotions_super_cool}

 Melek, how cna you be so mean to cynic?  He obviously is willing to work very hard to "earn" these things!  {#lang_emotions_lol}

 

51.       Melek74
1506 posts
 05 Mar 2009 Thu 08:20 pm

 

Quoting Elisabeth

 

 Melek, how cna you be so mean to cynic?  He obviously is willing to work very hard to "earn" these things!  {#lang_emotions_lol}

 

 

All he can do is talk about what he can do. Obviously the guy has no dudu skills. I´m just trying to help him along. {#lang_emotions_bigsmile} He´s not going to get far with that pathetic first attempt. 

52.       Trudy
7887 posts
 05 Mar 2009 Thu 08:35 pm

 

Quoting Melek74

 

 

All he can do is talk about what he can do. Obviously the guy has no dudu skills. I´m just trying to help him along. {#lang_emotions_bigsmile} He´s not going to get far with that pathetic first attempt. 

 

And you are trying to match make him with some (lots!) of innocent tourists? Melek, how can you!!! {#lang_emotions_head_bang}

53.       cynicmystic
567 posts
 05 Mar 2009 Thu 08:40 pm

The only tourist I wanna match-make is you sweetie... Go don the outfit now for me... Your dudu-in-training is awaiting hehe

Quoting Trudy

 

 

And you are trying to match make him with some (lots!) of innocent tourists? Melek, how can you!!! {#lang_emotions_head_bang}

 

 

54.       Daydreamer
3743 posts
 05 Mar 2009 Thu 08:43 pm

 

Quoting Elisabeth

 

 Melek, how cna you be so mean to cynic?  He obviously is willing to work very hard to "earn" these things!  {#lang_emotions_lol}

 

 

I think he´s been either out of Turkey for too long or has never worked in a resort. I haven´t had any Dudu experiences yet (I´m not really into waiters with golden chains on their neck or they´re not into me. Can you imagine how it feels to be ignored by ALL the waiters I´ve seen in hotels? {#lang_emotions_cry} and all that in spite of being blonde and fair skinned? Or was it because I´m Polish and cannot compete with gift-sending Brits?) but reading translation requests I know what real Duduisms should look like. You start with her being the only one then say that you would like to call her but can´t as your old mobile got stolen/broken in a fight when somebody called her names and he had to protect her honour or sold in order to pay for food for your ten siblings. Once you get a new mobile your relative may fall ill and need money for operation. You may also want to be with your victim and ask her for money in order to get a visa to the UK....

55.       Melek74
1506 posts
 05 Mar 2009 Thu 08:44 pm

 

Quoting Trudy

 

 

And you are trying to match make him with some (lots!) of innocent tourists? Melek, how can you!!! {#lang_emotions_head_bang}

 

Maybe the "innocent" girls need a dose of reality testing. {#lang_emotions_bigsmile} 

 

 

56.       cynicmystic
567 posts
 05 Mar 2009 Thu 08:46 pm

Sounds like you have lots of experience with dudus melek...

Would you be my personal trainer and help me lure these tourists in? Have them swallow the hook?

I really need that scooter with the cute helmet.

Quoting Melek74

 

 

You get a big fat ZERO from me.

 

Let me give you some basic lessons in duduism. Do not make your intentions known in the beginning. You have to make her believe that she´s everything you ever wanted without even hinting at the hidden agenda. You need to play on her feelings of loneliness and wanting to feel loved. Make her feel beautiful and sexy. Start telling her about your feelings - remember you´re what she has to fill the void in her life with. Once she´s swallowed the hook, you´re ready to learn how to reel her in. {#lang_emotions_super_cool}

 

 

57.       Melek74
1506 posts
 05 Mar 2009 Thu 08:48 pm

 

Quoting cynicmystic

Sounds like you have lots of experience with dudus melek...

Would you be my personal trainer and help me lure these tourists in? Have them swallow the hook?

I really need that scooter with the cute helmet.

 

 

 

You have no hook yet (or a very little one he he) ... but, with proper training ...

 

We can negotiate my price later

58.       Elisabeth
5732 posts
 05 Mar 2009 Thu 09:05 pm

 

Quoting Daydreamer

 

 

I think he´s been either out of Turkey for too long or has never worked in a resort. I haven´t had any Dudu experiences yet (I´m not really into waiters with golden chains on their neck or they´re not into me. Can you imagine how it feels to be ignored by ALL the waiters I´ve seen in hotels? {#lang_emotions_cry} and all that in spite of being blonde and fair skinned? Or was it because I´m Polish and cannot compete with gift-sending Brits?) but reading translation requests I know what real Duduisms should look like. You start with her being the only one then say that you would like to call her but can´t as your old mobile got stolen/broken in a fight when somebody called her names and he had to protect her honour or sold in order to pay for food for your ten siblings. Once you get a new mobile your relative may fall ill and need money for operation. You may also want to be with your victim and ask her for money in order to get a visa to the UK....

 

 It´s not you DD....dudu´s aren´t interested in living in Poland.  Perhaps they just thought you lived there.  I think the climate in Poland is very contrary to duduism.

59.       Elisabeth
5732 posts
 05 Mar 2009 Thu 09:06 pm

 

Quoting Melek74

 

 

You have no hook yet (or a very little one he he) ...

 

 Melek....YOU ARE SOOOOO MEAN!  I like you.....I REALLY LIKE YOU!!

60.       Trudy
7887 posts
 05 Mar 2009 Thu 09:19 pm

 

Quoting Melek74

 

You have no hook yet (or a very little one he he) ...

 

 lol lol

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