hey everyone can someone please translate the following to english...

gakkoþ doðum günün kutlu olsun. biz senýn karýlara asýlýyoruz haberin olsun müsaden varsa

oðlum senýn karýlarýn hepsini çaldýk....

ikinizde kazmasýnýz

sana mesaj yazdým oku onu

ama ben külkedisiyim o nolcak

thanks in advance

Laura x

Gakkoþ (a way of calling to people from Elazýð), happy birthday. Let us inform you that we are hitting on your women, if you let us.

Bro, we have stolen all of your women.

You are both underbred.

I have written you a message, read it.

But I am Cindrella, what about this?

thank you very much

can you also help with this one

senin gibi arkadaþlýk isteði göndermiþti

thanks

thank you very much

can you also help with this one

senin gibi arkadaþlýk isteði göndermiþti

and

biþey söleyemiyorum

thanks

biþey söleyemiyorum

biþey söYleyemiyorum - i cant say anything

senin gibi arkadaþlýk isteði göndermiþti - s/he has sent a friend request like you

(i think.. im not sure about this one :S )

Hhahaha im happy to know i translated correctly

Biþey (bir þey) söylemiyorum = I am not telling anything.

Senin gibi arkadaþlýk isteði göndermiþti = She/he had sent her/his wish to be in friendship like your one.

I can´t say anything = Biþey söyleyebilmem.

negative form of "-ebilmek" is not "-ebilmemek" but "-ememek"

so, "I can´t say anything" is translated as "Bir þey söyleyemem"/Bir þey söyleyemiyorum.

Then what is ´söyle+bilmek´, isn´t it to able to say something? Biþey söylemiyorum is a þimdiki zaman in negative form isn´t it?Maybe I was wrong and learnt Turkish in another age. My favourite singer had a beautiful song: Sensiz yaþayabilmem ´ I can´t live without you´. yaþa= + (y)a + bilmek. Doðru mu? Sen nerelisin? Almanya´dan önce nerde oturdun, veya orada mý doðdun?