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Marriage & blood test?
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1.       Trudy
7887 posts
 23 Apr 2009 Thu 08:08 pm

No, I´m not getting married, don´t worry! lol However, reading on a Dutch forum about girls marrying a Turkish guy and needing a certificate of a blood test that has been done I wonder: what are they testing? Just STD´s? Genetical diseases, if so, which? Down´s syndrom, epilepsy, hemophilia, etc? Is there a Turk who can inform me, just to satisfy my curiosity? Thanks! 

2.       AlphaF
5677 posts
 23 Apr 2009 Thu 08:45 pm

Small pox

3.       Trudy
7887 posts
 23 Apr 2009 Thu 08:49 pm

 

Quoting AlphaF

Small pox

 

 Is that all?

4.       Daydreamer
3743 posts
 23 Apr 2009 Thu 09:11 pm

On the whole it doesn´t seem that bad an idea, at least they know what ferocious germs are smuggled into pure Turkish blood. Because after people get married they do THE THING and exchange bodily fluids, which may result in epidemic of diseases unfamiliar to Turkish immune systems. That form of prevention might work if it weren´t for the fact that people are bad and exchange those fluids even before marriage. At least most of them do lol

5.       Trudy
7887 posts
 23 Apr 2009 Thu 09:22 pm

 

Quoting Daydreamer

On the whole it doesn´t seem that bad an idea, at least they know what ferocious germs are smuggled into pure Turkish blood. Because after people get married they do THE THING and exchange bodily fluids, which may result in epidemic of diseases unfamiliar to Turkish immune systems. That form of prevention might work if it weren´t for the fact that people are bad and exchange those fluids even before marriage. At least most of them do lol

 

 THE THING? In Turkey? OMG......

6.       raindrops
267 posts
 23 Apr 2009 Thu 09:43 pm

 

Quoting Daydreamer

On the whole it doesn´t seem that bad an idea, at least they know what ferocious germs are smuggled into pure Turkish blood. Because after people get married they do THE THING and exchange bodily fluids, which may result in epidemic of diseases unfamiliar to Turkish immune systems. That form of prevention might work if it weren´t for the fact that people are bad and exchange those fluids even before marriage. At least most of them do lol

 

then all tourists should pass the test.... (at the expense of tourists )

7.       Trudy
7887 posts
 23 Apr 2009 Thu 09:53 pm

 

Quoting raindrops

 

 

then all tourists should pass the test.... (at the expense of tourists )

 

 I think all the dudu´s need to pay for it. Oops, that´s not possible - there´s no money for a cell phone, kontur, visa, laptop, mother´s surgery, brother´s restaurant, the fine they need to pay etc. So definitely also not for a blood test....... lol

8.       catwoman
8933 posts
 23 Apr 2009 Thu 10:05 pm

Maybe they need to take blood tests because of the known ´dudu´ phenomenon... Confused 

 

Somehow I don´t think the purpose is to detect Down´s syndrome!! lol

9.       libralady
5152 posts
 23 Apr 2009 Thu 10:59 pm

 

Quoting Trudy

No, I´m not getting married, don´t worry! lol However, reading on a Dutch forum about girls marrying a Turkish guy and needing a certificate of a blood test that has been done I wonder: what are they testing? Just STD´s? Genetical diseases, if so, which? Down´s syndrom, epilepsy, hemophilia, etc? Is there a Turk who can inform me, just to satisfy my curiosity? Thanks! 

 

Surprised you did not do a search!!  I think there were others discussions to.......

 

 http://www.turkishclass.com/forumTitle_33069_31

 

It is not just to check for the incurable dudism syndrome <img src='/static/images/smileys//lol.gif' alt='lol'>

 

 

10.       alameda
3499 posts
 24 Apr 2009 Fri 02:12 am

 

Quoting catwoman

Maybe they need to take blood tests because of the known ´dudu´ phenomenon... Confused 

 

Somehow I don´t think the purpose is to detect Down´s syndrome!! lol

 

 Hmmm...now days they can find a whole lot more from someone´s blood.  It can get expensive though. 

 

The RH factor is not such a big deal. I know a couple of women who had RH negative blood with RH positive men with ho problems. 

11.       AlphaF
5677 posts
 24 Apr 2009 Fri 02:25 am

I will let you all in, on a little Turkish secret. Ready?

 

Better Turkish dudus leave a harmless but unmistakeable mark on their Western girls; which mark can be identified, thru a complicated series of blood tests, by good Turkish doctors.

 

Statistics show that this number rarely falls below 10 (ten). Only those ladies which measure 0 (zero) get to be Turkish bride. Turkish bride-to-be´s are also tested, so as not to hurt the feelings of Western girls.



Edited (4/24/2009) by AlphaF
Edited (4/24/2009) by AlphaF

12.       Trudy
7887 posts
 24 Apr 2009 Fri 08:11 am

 

Quoting libralady

 

 

Surprised you did not do a search!!  I think there were others discussions to.......

 

 http://www.turkishclass.com/forumTitle_33069_31

 

It is not just to check for the incurable dudism syndrome <img src='/static/images/smileys//lol.gif' alt='lol'>

 

 

 

 And where could I find the answer to my question? Certainly not on the page you gave above!

13.       rosemoon
16 posts
 24 Apr 2009 Fri 08:39 am

sorry, but who is the so-called "dudu"?Confused

14.       raindrops
267 posts
 24 Apr 2009 Fri 10:15 am

 

Quoting AlphaF

I will let you all in, on a little Turkish secret. Ready?

 

Better Turkish dudus leave a harmless but unmistakeable mark on their Western girls; which mark can be identified, thru a complicated series of blood tests, by good Turkish doctors.

 

Statistics show that this number rarely falls below 10 (ten). Only those ladies which measure 0 (zero) get to be Turkish bride. Turkish bride-to-be´s are also tested, so as not to hurt the feelings of Western girls.

what a possession of information !

where from?

personal experience? Shy

 

15.       Trudy
7887 posts
 24 Apr 2009 Fri 05:10 pm

 

Quoting raindrops

 

what a possession of information !

where from?

personal experience? Shy

 

 

 lol lol

16.       adana
416 posts
 24 Apr 2009 Fri 10:50 pm

 

Quoting raindrops

 

what a possession of information !

where from?

personal experience? Shy

 

 

 sheer accusation...me and my bro will sue you at Rota Romana for such mere understatments...the sudden influx of alpha´s wisdom must have floored you for sure...Super cool

17.       seker
943 posts
 24 Apr 2009 Fri 11:22 pm

 

 

 

Sorry guys my english not very good but i like to share what i know..

 

 

These test are not only check your blood groub,sicknesses,they are looking  AIDS as well 

18.       Trudy
7887 posts
 24 Apr 2009 Fri 11:25 pm

 

Quoting seker

 

 Sorry guys my english not very good but i like to share what i know..

 

These test are not only check your blood groub,sicknesses,they are looking  AIDS as well 

 

 Ok, so they are testing for STD´s - but as you mention ´sickness´: which diseases?

19.       adana
416 posts
 24 Apr 2009 Fri 11:25 pm

 

Quoting seker

 

 

 

Sorry guys my english not very good but i like to share what i know..

 

 

These test are not only check your blood groub,sicknesses,they are looking  AIDS as well 

 

 massive HIV attack?sex without blobs or what...???

just joking..medical test seems reasonable



Edited (4/24/2009) by adana [coz i can...]

20.       raindrops
267 posts
 24 Apr 2009 Fri 11:27 pm

 

Quoting adana

 

 

 sheer accusation...me and my bro will sue you at Rota Romana for such mere understatments...the sudden influx of alpha´s wisdom must have floored you for sure...Super cool

i just used my constitutional law for freedom of speech...

please notice that i did not accuse ... i asked Razz

my lawyer will find you after taking institute proceedings against you for threat of suing me and score for sound the extent of moral damage... You smartass!

 

21.       raindrops
267 posts
 24 Apr 2009 Fri 11:32 pm

 

Quoting adana

 

 

 massive HIV attack?

just joking..medical test seems reasonable

 

SEEMS is key here. there is no HIV. we can talk about AIDS as aggregate of many syndroms, but there is no HIV

22.       adana
416 posts
 24 Apr 2009 Fri 11:32 pm

 

Quoting raindrops

 

i just used my constitutional law for freedom of speech...

please notice that i did not accuse ... i asked Razz

my lawyer will find you after taking institute proceedings against you for threat of suing me and score for sound the extent of moral damage... You smartass!

 

 

 ehhhh

your lawyer can kiss our a........esLaugh atwhat moral damage???Did Alpha kick you out from his harem????Unsure



Edited (4/24/2009) by adana

23.       adana
416 posts
 24 Apr 2009 Fri 11:37 pm

 

Quoting raindrops

 

 

SEEMS is key here. there is no HIV. we can talk about AIDS as aggregate of many syndroms, but there is no HIV

 

 waiting for medical lecture..have time,nothing on tv,bugun Turkce beni yorgun yapi...Head bangtranslation lounge closed....TC boring...Head bangthere is no HIV because ......?????

24.       raindrops
267 posts
 24 Apr 2009 Fri 11:38 pm

 

Quoting adana

 

 

 ehhhh

your lawyer can kiss our a........esLaugh atwhat moral damage???Did Alpha kick you out from his harem????Unsure

 

it was you who scared me - weak defenseless woman ...Scared

is Alpha man? what ab you? none? interesting sex - you could win the Nobel with it

25.       adana
416 posts
 24 Apr 2009 Fri 11:42 pm

ScaredAnother TC spy????spying on ppl???<img src='/static/images/smileys//lol.gif' alt='lol'> (fast)we are what we are.......well,it can be a brain teaser 4 uNinjaX file riddle.....))))))))))))) 

Quoting raindrops

 

 

it was you who scared me - weak defenseless woman ...Scared

is Alpha man? what ab you? none? interesting sex - you could win the Nobel with it

 

 

26.       raindrops
267 posts
 24 Apr 2009 Fri 11:54 pm

 

Quoting adana

 

 

 waiting for medical lecture..have time,nothing on tv,bugun Turkce beni yorgun yapi...Head bangtranslation lounge closed....TC boring...Head bangthere is no HIV because ......?????

bec there is no .....

two guys: french and american were working on that problem. one decided to share some results with other, but that other felt  temptation and announced new virus found - HIV. the other guy patented AIDS. Every new virus should have 4 level passed to be announced. HIV had only one and half passed.

but soon it was ab huge money in USA. aids tests and only one permitted treatment are produced by the same company. that company is authorized to license doctors who can diagnose aids.

if you do not take treatment you have chance to survive, but if you have - you are dead body. if doctors can separate one syndrome from other and treat you from several illnesses you will live and win the aids.

BUT all people who spoke about huge aids profanation were fired. they are still unable to work as MDs or teacher students or anything connected to medicine... bec it is all about money

test could be positive if you had run before taking it, if you had big meal or sickness shortly after, or have some allergic reactions. why cant they find any real treatment to cure aids? because you can not kill invisible unknown never seen enemy.

 

did you know that grand-daughter of woman who took contraceptive pills won´t be able to have children in natural way? is it written on boxes of such pills?

 

27.       raindrops
267 posts
 24 Apr 2009 Fri 11:59 pm

 

Quoting adana

ScaredAnother TC spy????spying on ppl???<img src='/static/images/smileys//lol.gif' alt='lol'> (fast)we are what we are.......well,it can be a brain teaser 4 uNinjaX file riddle.....))))))))))))) 

 

 

teaser.... Laugh at

know less = sleep better

of course we are what we are, just... wonder how IT looks like What the hell!

 

28.       raindrops
267 posts
 25 Apr 2009 Sat 12:01 am

 

Quoting adana

 

 

 waiting for medical lecture..have time,nothing on tv,bugun Turkce beni yorgun yapi...Head bangtranslation lounge closed....TC boring...Head bangthere is no HIV because ......?????

 

i will send you source next week or tomorrow.

it is not lecture )) but alternative knowledge

29.       adana
416 posts
 25 Apr 2009 Sat 12:04 am

 

Quoting raindrops

 

 

i will send you source next week or tomorrow.

it is not lecture )) but alternative knowledge

 

 There is no need,i have already known that but it was fun seeing you trying<img src='/static/images/smileys//lol.gif' alt='lol'> (fast)and play the game))))))))))))

30.       raindrops
267 posts
 25 Apr 2009 Sat 12:12 am

 

Quoting adana

 

 

 There is no need,i have already known that but it was fun seeing you trying<img src='/static/images/smileys//lol.gif' alt='lol'> (fast)and play the game))))))))))))

then it was one-sided game. we meet people and believe them in advance. better to believe enemy than offend friend. Flowers

not big work to share knowledge. of course belief does not always turns into trust, and i am writing to one reason.

 

31.       adana
416 posts
 25 Apr 2009 Sat 12:16 am

 

Quoting raindrops

 

then it was one-sided game. we meet people and believe them in advance. better to believe enemy than offend friend. Flowers

not big work to share knowledge. of course belief does not always turns into trust, and i am writing to one reason.

 

 another one fooled by virtual reality,well,in this case you will be definitely an interesting one to have a closer look by me raindrops)

 

32.       raindrops
267 posts
 25 Apr 2009 Sat 12:28 am

 

Quoting adana

 

 another one fooled by virtual reality,well,in this case you will be definitely an interesting one to have a closer look by me raindrops)

 

i was involved in virtual reality when you could walk under the table....

tell me when you will have closer look i will pose properly.... leg i bit left, head a bit right. one finger up, what else? languorous smile, languishing eyes.....

btw, we are those who create reality... responsibility is on us ... reality starts in us ...

 

33.       adana
416 posts
 25 Apr 2009 Sat 12:32 am

 

Quoting raindrops

 

i was involved in virtual reality when you could walk under the table....

tell me when you will have closer look i will pose properly.... leg i bit left, head a bit right. one finger up, what else? languorous smile, languishing eyes.....

btw, we are those who create reality... responsibility is on us ... reality starts in us ...

 

 

 Goshhhhhhhhhh..so you are as old as dinosaurs???Goshhhh sorryyyyyyyyyyyyyyy,I did not know......I beg your pardon Grannyyyyyyyyyyyy..pls..forgive me,i meant only scientific reasons nothing else....)))))))))))

34.       raindrops
267 posts
 25 Apr 2009 Sat 12:38 am

 

Quoting adana

 

 

 Goshhhhhhhhhh..so you are as old as dinosaurs???Goshhhh sorryyyyyyyyyyyyyyy,I did not know......I beg your pardon Grannyyyyyyyyyyyy..pls..forgive me,i meant only scientific reasons nothing else....)))))))))))

it is ok snot nose ... my age is my heritage ... milksops thinks that virtuality was alway though and was created by God in the night of day 6 ..... Razz

can you still hand write and be understood without spell check?

 

35.       adana
416 posts
 25 Apr 2009 Sat 12:40 am

 

Quoting raindrops

 

it is ok snot nose ... my age is my heritage ... milksops thinks that virtuality was alway though and was created by God in the night of day 6 ..... Razz

can you still hand write and be understood without spell check?

 

 

  guess,with all respect to my new Granny))))))))))

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