You should have invited me Insallah and I would cook a REAL Turkish mushroom soup with real Turkish musrooms with canned (and slapped) beans..  

 Geee!  Could you make some REAL Turkish toasted bread with that H? 

 Well if I remember correctly handsom I did invite you and ....well...umm...you......... Actually I can´t even go through it again it´s just too painful for me

And keep those beans (slapped or not slapped ) well away from me please  I am not a fan of beans

Hehehehe Of course I can but what about you? eh?

You are soo jealous and picking on me because I committed the crime of posting my delicious recipes into ´Turkish Food Recipes´ section and nothing seems to upset you more..

have you mirror? (practising my new posh English )

If you do ,you should take a look at yourself  sweetie..

You will see how jealous you look..

Quoting thehandsom

 

 

 

Hehehehe Of course I can but what about you? eh?

You are soo jealous and picking on me because I committed the crime of posting my delicious recipes into ´Turkish Food Recipes´ section and nothing seems to upset you more..

have you mirror? (practising my new posh English )

If you do ,you should take a look at yourself  sweetie..

You will see how jealous you look..

 

 I don´t need a recipe to toast bread!  I am not jealous!  You are so pompus with your fake posh English...you know I only speak trashy bed Amerikan!  Stop putting me down, will you?  I could just care less about your stupid toast recipe anyway!  Stop ruining my mushroom thread!!

Yeah yeah

Sweetie, your ego seems so big that you are unable to comprehend anyone might be better than you in that section of forum and and someone might be better than you making tosts, unless they are part of a  some anti-Lis group?

Is it your bed amerikan blood  which makes you see conspiracy theories rather than obvious truths..

Stop being  jealous about my new posh accent sweetie and check your english grammer book..

Have you an grammar book? 

 Nobody wants your toast or your soup....that´s the bottom line!  Everyone wants MY mushroom soup and you can´t stand it.  You can go on and spread your propaganda about how your mushroom soup is better than my mushroom soup, but the truth is....your mushroom soup gives people diarrhea.....and you can stuff that in your grammar book!! 

Well Insallah, I checked my pms again.

The lunch you have invited me is next week..  

Please make your decision about if you want a REAL TURKISH mushroom soup or not? 

 Wow, how to rush a girl handsom...Ok Ok I have decided I am willing to take a walk on the wild side of life and give the REAL TURKISH soup a try. Hope I don´t live to regret it

Insallah

You will definitely NOT..

 Wow  well there is no response I can possibly give to that, so I will keep it to a simple but well advised (referring to the writing  TAKE  CARE ....