The words themselves aren´t difficult except they run into one another,several letters are missing and you can´t tell where one sentence ends and the next begins-hence it´s difficult to know which verb belongs where. 

Apart from that it´s a piece of cake!

Oh yeah-and to add insult to injury- no Turkish characters either!!

 Maybe it can be understood by a Turk but believe me it cant be translated to English without a few corrections other than punctuations. I would want to correct it but even reading it gives me pain. As a Turkish teacher candidate I protest the one who wrote it.

İstersen alabilirsin ama tek başına kız olmadan yoksa yok nereye gelecek para mara sözü yok ne demek bu burada yokum anlamıyorum açik konuş yok gitmiyorum binalı abi ben türkiye de değilim İngiltere de yaşıyorum 9 senedir analadım o zaman boşuna uğraşma dükkanla sadi kesinlikle yok diyor bizim bir sözumuz yok.

My try at that bit... T to T

Next step ponctuation

Blimey-have you got time on your hands?

İt shall be translated into an English without punctuation then 

No... I just wanted to defy the monster!!

No... I just wanted to defy the monster!

Well done,hun-you carry on-the monster must be defied!

I await your translation with bated breath!

Me too

Başım ağrıyor

Ben zavallı bir acemi olmasaydım kesinlikle bu çeviri yaparım...