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Why is it that...........?
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31 May 2006 Wed 04:04 pm |
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Quoting deer:
......as you are cleaning your teeth for that 'special date' you spill toothpaste down the front of your new black shirt? 
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Well.. I always brush my teeth befóre getting dressed  Then you'll never end up with toothpaste on your clothing!
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31 May 2006 Wed 04:12 pm |
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31 May 2006 Wed 04:17 pm |
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Quoting Aenigma: Quoting deer: ......The doorbell rings when you have just applied a face-mask 
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Oooo great thread Deer I have a good one. A few years ago when I moved into my house (which is in quite a snooty area) it was a very hot day and also the world cup was on and England were playing. I was unpacking and very hot and trying to watch the football. I was wearing (ohh the shame) very tiny denim shorts, bikini top, hair piled up on my head and (this is the worst bit) drinking a bottle of beer....when the doorbell went. I answered, still carrying beer and with cigarette in hand, and it was a very posh lady from the Residents Association asking if I wanted to join their society  . I must have looked like "Trailer Trash" because she never came back again to collect my membership money.... |
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31 May 2006 Wed 04:39 pm |
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Quoting deer: start on tv 
.....a lot of people seem to 'pick their nose' whilst driving - do they think that because they are in a car they are invisible??? :-S
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i think they do this bcos of traffic jam..when they get bored they need to do sth and umm probably play with nose...and its better than playing with radio's volume and the front of trousers  also better than playing with gear
u r lucky
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31 May 2006 Wed 04:46 pm |
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Quoting deer:
...or is it just me... |
no its not u but u r the luckier one once i put on the train from ankara to istanbul...an d there was an old man opposite me my left..and for half an hour when the conductor came to check the tickets i couldnt see his hands...and they were in the front of his trousers through the zipper..and u should have seen the conductor's face..
hah like a tale hea haha
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31 May 2006 Wed 04:50 pm |
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Quoting ramayan: Quoting deer:
...or is it just me... |
no its not u but u r the luckier one once i put on the train from ankara to istanbul...an d there was an old man opposite me my left..and for half an hour when the conductor came to check the tickets i couldnt see his hands...and they were in the front of his trousers through the zipper..and u should have seen the conductor's face..
hah like a tale hea haha |
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01 Jun 2006 Thu 01:26 am |
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OK picture this:
You are at work, cheating your boss, chatting with a lovely girl you met online.
You type among other things:
"I can see you now"
"oh you look stunning"
"let's meet tonight"
"I m not in a mood for work" etc etc
Your boss, whose office is right next to yours, suddenly starts screaming:
"oh my God! Huckers have entered our network"
"huh! they do have a nerve!"
"oooooo those bastards! they are teasing me too!"
"SHUT DOWN all the system!"
You panic, don't understand what's going on, so you type to the lovely lady:
"honey I got to go, my boss went crazy!"
"muuuuccckkkk!"
Then you hear his voice from the next room, saying
"Could you please type your name there with your keyboard?"
You say:
"Of course" thinking that you have to show some good will, since you've been cheating from work all day
You type your name
You hear his voice loud this time:
"UNPLUG the internet cable and no one in this company will be allowed to use internet from now on!!!"
Moral: Never again buy two cheap wireless keyboards, for offices that are one next to the other. Their frequenses will get mixed up and you ll be thinking that you are typing in private, but all those you type will appear at your boss's screen!
Actors:
- my boss
- my brother (who happens to be working at the same company with me)
Result: I had no internet connection at work for two months!!! 
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01 Jun 2006 Thu 01:39 am |
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Quoting sophie: OK picture this:
You are at work, cheating your boss, chatting with a lovely girl you met online.
You type among other things:
"I can see you now"
"oh you look stunning"
"let's meet tonight"
"I m not in a mood for work" etc etc
Your boss, whose office is right next to yours, suddenly starts screaming:
"oh my God! Huckers have entered our network"
"huh! they do have a nerve!"
"oooooo those bastards! they are teasing me too!"
"SHUT DOWN all the system!"
You panic, don't understand what's going on, so you type to the lovely lady:
"honey I got to go, my boss went crazy!"
"muuuuccckkkk!"
Then you hear his voice from the next room, saying
"Could you please type your name there with your keyboard?"
You say:
"Of course" thinking that you have to show some good will, since you've been cheating from work all day
You type your name
You hear his voice loud this time:
"UNPLUG the internet cable and no one in this company will be allowed to use internet from now on!!!"
Moral: Never again buy two cheap wireless keyboards, for offices that are one next to the other. Their frequenses will get mixed up and you ll be thinking that you are typing in private, but all those you type will appear at your boss's screen!
Actors:
- my boss
- my brother (who happens to be working at the same company with me)
Result: I had no internet connection at work for two months!!!
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This is really unbelievable
i cant imagine what your boss read maybe much more than your brother told you
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