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Why is it that...........?
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31 May 2006 Wed 04:04 pm |
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Quoting deer:
......as you are cleaning your teeth for that 'special date' you spill toothpaste down the front of your new black shirt? 
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Well.. I always brush my teeth befóre getting dressed  Then you'll never end up with toothpaste on your clothing!
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31 May 2006 Wed 04:12 pm |
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31 May 2006 Wed 04:17 pm |
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Quoting Aenigma: Quoting deer: ......The doorbell rings when you have just applied a face-mask 
...or is it just me... |
Oooo great thread Deer I have a good one. A few years ago when I moved into my house (which is in quite a snooty area) it was a very hot day and also the world cup was on and England were playing. I was unpacking and very hot and trying to watch the football. I was wearing (ohh the shame) very tiny denim shorts, bikini top, hair piled up on my head and (this is the worst bit) drinking a bottle of beer....when the doorbell went. I answered, still carrying beer and with cigarette in hand, and it was a very posh lady from the Residents Association asking if I wanted to join their society  . I must have looked like "Trailer Trash" because she never came back again to collect my membership money.... |
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31 May 2006 Wed 04:39 pm |
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Quoting deer: start on tv 
.....a lot of people seem to 'pick their nose' whilst driving - do they think that because they are in a car they are invisible??? :-S
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i think they do this bcos of traffic jam..when they get bored they need to do sth and umm probably play with nose...and its better than playing with radio's volume and the front of trousers  also better than playing with gear
u r lucky
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31 May 2006 Wed 04:46 pm |
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Quoting deer:
...or is it just me... |
no its not u but u r the luckier one once i put on the train from ankara to istanbul...an d there was an old man opposite me my left..and for half an hour when the conductor came to check the tickets i couldnt see his hands...and they were in the front of his trousers through the zipper..and u should have seen the conductor's face..
hah like a tale hea haha
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31 May 2006 Wed 04:50 pm |
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Quoting ramayan: Quoting deer:
...or is it just me... |
no its not u but u r the luckier one once i put on the train from ankara to istanbul...an d there was an old man opposite me my left..and for half an hour when the conductor came to check the tickets i couldnt see his hands...and they were in the front of his trousers through the zipper..and u should have seen the conductor's face..
hah like a tale hea haha |
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01 Jun 2006 Thu 01:26 am |
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OK picture this:
You are at work, cheating your boss, chatting with a lovely girl you met online.
You type among other things:
"I can see you now"
"oh you look stunning"
"let's meet tonight"
"I m not in a mood for work" etc etc
Your boss, whose office is right next to yours, suddenly starts screaming:
"oh my God! Huckers have entered our network"
"huh! they do have a nerve!"
"oooooo those bastards! they are teasing me too!"
"SHUT DOWN all the system!"
You panic, don't understand what's going on, so you type to the lovely lady:
"honey I got to go, my boss went crazy!"
"muuuuccckkkk!"
Then you hear his voice from the next room, saying
"Could you please type your name there with your keyboard?"
You say:
"Of course" thinking that you have to show some good will, since you've been cheating from work all day
You type your name
You hear his voice loud this time:
"UNPLUG the internet cable and no one in this company will be allowed to use internet from now on!!!"
Moral: Never again buy two cheap wireless keyboards, for offices that are one next to the other. Their frequenses will get mixed up and you ll be thinking that you are typing in private, but all those you type will appear at your boss's screen!
Actors:
- my boss
- my brother (who happens to be working at the same company with me)
Result: I had no internet connection at work for two months!!! 
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01 Jun 2006 Thu 01:39 am |
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Quoting sophie: OK picture this:
You are at work, cheating your boss, chatting with a lovely girl you met online.
You type among other things:
"I can see you now"
"oh you look stunning"
"let's meet tonight"
"I m not in a mood for work" etc etc
Your boss, whose office is right next to yours, suddenly starts screaming:
"oh my God! Huckers have entered our network"
"huh! they do have a nerve!"
"oooooo those bastards! they are teasing me too!"
"SHUT DOWN all the system!"
You panic, don't understand what's going on, so you type to the lovely lady:
"honey I got to go, my boss went crazy!"
"muuuuccckkkk!"
Then you hear his voice from the next room, saying
"Could you please type your name there with your keyboard?"
You say:
"Of course" thinking that you have to show some good will, since you've been cheating from work all day
You type your name
You hear his voice loud this time:
"UNPLUG the internet cable and no one in this company will be allowed to use internet from now on!!!"
Moral: Never again buy two cheap wireless keyboards, for offices that are one next to the other. Their frequenses will get mixed up and you ll be thinking that you are typing in private, but all those you type will appear at your boss's screen!
Actors:
- my boss
- my brother (who happens to be working at the same company with me)
Result: I had no internet connection at work for two months!!!
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This is really unbelievable
i cant imagine what your boss read maybe much more than your brother told you
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02 Jun 2006 Fri 12:38 am |
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02 Jun 2006 Fri 12:42 am |
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Quoting Aenigma: When Erdinc goes away...I am in no mood for fun |
We were posting the same thing at the same time? Haha we must be real twinnies!
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02 Jun 2006 Fri 12:45 am |
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What is it that...we type the same posts at the same time in different threads? Spooky! 
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02 Jun 2006 Fri 12:48 am |
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02 Jun 2006 Fri 12:53 am |
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Quoting Aenigma: When Erdinc goes away...I am in no mood for fun |
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02 Jun 2006 Fri 12:57 am |
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Quoting ramayan: there is no pleasure in messing up the tc when he is not around...yes...especially nobody not to agree with |
True! It's like when I m cheating from work and my boss is not in the company. Not fun at all! 
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02 Jun 2006 Fri 01:01 am |
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Quoting sophie: Quoting ramayan: there is no pleasure in messing up the tc when he is not around...yes...especially nobody not to agree with |
True! It's like when I m cheating from work and my boss is not in the company. Not fun at all! |
Yeah - like when my parents gave me my first class of wine...no fun anymore
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02 Jun 2006 Fri 01:09 am |
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Quote: Quoting Aenigma:
True! It's like when I m cheating from work and my boss is not in the company. Not fun at all! |
Yeah - like when my parents gave me my first class of wine...no fun anymore |
here is my secret..hey no fun in messing the general off part too
i want more adventure except literature part or slavica ll shoot us
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02 Jun 2006 Fri 01:09 am |
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Quoting Aenigma:
Yeah - like when my parents gave me my first class of wine...no fun anymore |
Same with me, when my parents were out of town. I was always ataying at home then. Though nobody could keep me at home when they were around.
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02 Jun 2006 Fri 01:25 am |
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02 Jun 2006 Fri 11:11 pm |
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.......when I have got the time to do something - I don't want to do it
.....and when I have no time - I have to do it ?????
s'pose it's because I should have done it when I had the time...
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02 Jun 2006 Fri 11:13 pm |
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.......when I have got the time to do something - I don't want to do it
.....and when I have no time - I have to do it ?????
s'pose it's because I should have done it when I had the time...
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02 Jun 2006 Fri 11:16 pm |
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Oppps!!! - maybe if I only posted things once I'd have even more time 
sorry folks - pressed wrong button 
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03 Jun 2006 Sat 12:00 am |
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Quoting deer: Oppps!!! - maybe if I only posted things once I'd have even more time
sorry folks - pressed wrong button |
dont worry, it happens sometimes...
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06 Jun 2006 Tue 01:46 am |
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Quoting caliptrix: Quoting deer: Oppps!!! - maybe if I only posted things once I'd have even more time
sorry folks - pressed wrong button |
dont worry, it happens sometimes... |
Thank you Caliptrix 
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06 Jun 2006 Tue 01:38 pm |
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Quoting Deli_kizin: Well.. I always brush my teeth befóre getting dressed Then you'll never end up with toothpaste on your clothing! |
That is just far too organised!!!
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06 Jun 2006 Tue 01:41 pm |
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06 Jun 2006 Tue 01:44 pm |
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Quoting Aenigma: I agree - and it spoils all the fun of extra laundry. Why, next you will be suggesting that I remember to put lipstick on AFTER i change into a white top??? What ever would I do with all the extra time I had from doing less laundry?? |
If you like doing laundry then come here.......
I have three large sacks of it from last week - I've done four loads and not even dented the pile yet
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06 Jun 2006 Tue 02:00 pm |
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Quoting Aenigma: I agree - and it spoils all the fun of extra laundry. Why, next you will be suggesting that I remember to put lipstick on AFTER i change into a white top??? What ever would I do with all the extra time I had from doing less laundry?? |
visit me too please...if u like laundry..need to pack my suitcase and umm prepare the dirty things and clear all the mess in room and get ready to go
heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelp
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06 Jun 2006 Tue 02:02 pm |
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06 Jun 2006 Tue 02:04 pm |
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Quoting Aenigma: I think you don't have much laundry there Ramayan, if you always go 'commando' |
What "commando" canim. I m sure he goes "Barbie". 
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06 Jun 2006 Tue 02:07 pm |
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Quoting AenigmaOK- no problem sweetie hahaha - but I think you don't have much laundry there Ramayan, if you always go 'commando' [/QUOTE:
Quote: sophie
What "commando" canim. I m sure he goes "Barbie".
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hehe maybe it was a good excuse to make her wash the dishes honey..hehe pls dont remind her about going commando
hehe its a trap
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