Quoting sophie: OK picture this:
You are at work, cheating your boss, chatting with a lovely girl you met online.
You type among other things:
"I can see you now"
"oh you look stunning"
"let's meet tonight"
"I m not in a mood for work" etc etc
Your boss, whose office is right next to yours, suddenly starts screaming:
"oh my God! Huckers have entered our network"
"huh! they do have a nerve!"
"oooooo those bastards! they are teasing me too!"
"SHUT DOWN all the system!"
You panic, don't understand what's going on, so you type to the lovely lady:
"honey I got to go, my boss went crazy!"
"muuuuccckkkk!"
Then you hear his voice from the next room, saying
"Could you please type your name there with your keyboard?"
You say:
"Of course" thinking that you have to show some good will, since you've been cheating from work all day
You type your name
You hear his voice loud this time:
"UNPLUG the internet cable and no one in this company will be allowed to use internet from now on!!!"
Moral: Never again buy two cheap wireless keyboards, for offices that are one next to the other. Their frequenses will get mixed up and you ll be thinking that you are typing in private, but all those you type will appear at your boss's screen!
Actors:
- my boss
- my brother (who happens to be working at the same company with me)
Result: I had no internet connection at work for two months!!!
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