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Life's unanswered questions
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16 Oct 2006 Mon 11:14 am |
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Quoting kai:  These are so fun to read when you are bored at 5:12am  |
Bored at 6:00am yesterday
Bored at 5:12am today
You really should sort your sleeping pattern out - or find something interesting to do when you are awake before day begins that stops you being bored 
Quoting kai: If you have a question that you know can be answered using research, why don't you just find out the answer? |
If we did that - you would be even more bored
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16 Oct 2006 Mon 12:45 pm |
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Quoting kai: These are so fun to read when you are bored at 5:12am |
You should try clubbing at 5:12am
That way you won't be bored 
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16 Oct 2006 Mon 01:38 pm |
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Quoting dogman: Quoting kai: These are so fun to read when you are bored at 5:12am |
You should try clubbing at 5:12am
That way you won't be bored |
You must have a boring life if you are out clubbing until 5am 
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16 Oct 2006 Mon 03:01 pm |
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DETENTION NOTICE: BOD AND DOGMAN!
Quoting bod:
Bored at 6:00am yesterday
Bored at 5:12am today
You really should sort your sleeping pattern out - or find something interesting to do when you are awake before day begins that stops you being bored |
Quoting dogman:
You should try clubbing at 5:12am
That way you won't be bored |
The poor girl has just had an operation and is IN HOSPITAL! Wouldn't YOU be bored? Grrrrrr! Now I hope you both feel ashamed of yourselves! Both of you come to the front of the class and write the following on the blackboard 1000 times:-
"I will not make sarcastic remarks without checking the facts!" !
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16 Oct 2006 Mon 04:23 pm |
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An unanswered life question: why turkish men can not be faithful and like to change their girlfriends very often????
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16 Oct 2006 Mon 05:16 pm |
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Quoting aenigma x: DETENTION NOTICE: BOD AND DOGMAN! |
oooooo - a threesome 
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16 Oct 2006 Mon 05:52 pm |
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Do birds commit suicide?
A poor pidgeon flew into my office window and left a perfect imprint on the glass. You can see the shape of his body complete with feathers, his beak shape, where his eyes are and his wings!
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16 Oct 2006 Mon 06:05 pm |
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Quoting libralady: Do birds commit suicide? |
I would imagine not - why would a bird be depressed???
I suspect though that they do have fatal accidents in same way that humans do......well - not exactly the same way as humans as birds don't fall off things or drive into things. Equally humans don't generally fly into things!
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16 Oct 2006 Mon 06:12 pm |
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Perhaps it was a lapse of concentration - anyway poor thing was lying dead on the floor either way 
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16 Oct 2006 Mon 06:43 pm |
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Quoting bod: If we did that - you would be even more bored |
Ah yes I guess that is true. KEEP THEM COMING!!
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