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Life's unanswered questions
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09 Oct 2006 Mon 03:32 pm |
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Why do the best songs always come on the radio just as one is about to leave the house ???
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09 Oct 2006 Mon 03:38 pm |
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Quoting bod: Why do the best songs always come on the radio just as one is about to leave the house ??? |
good question!
an mp3 player can solve this i guess
though listening to radio is always much more enjoyable...
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09 Oct 2006 Mon 04:08 pm |
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How come whenever you are absolutely sure that something CANNOT happen, not yet anyway, the world turns upside down and finally shows you more than one ways to do it?
(And whenever you plan something with every little detail, something happens in the last minute and you have to call it off? )
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10 Oct 2006 Tue 06:25 pm |
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Why is it that when you take something out of the freezer for dinner, you end up struggling to put everything else back because there is less room then there was to start with :-S
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10 Oct 2006 Tue 06:28 pm |
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Quoting bod: Why is it that when you take something out of the freezer for dinner, you end up struggling to put everything else back because there is less room then there was to start with :-S |
I know you probably wont want to spoil the surprise, but what ARE you cooking for me tonight Bod?
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10 Oct 2006 Tue 06:42 pm |
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Quoting aenigma x: Quoting bod: Why is it that when you take something out of the freezer for dinner, you end up struggling to put everything else back because there is less room then there was to start with :-S |
I know you probably wont want to spoil the surprise, but what ARE you cooking for me tonight Bod? |
Shin of beef in herb, mushroom and red wine sauce - served with roast potatoes, sauteed cougette and creamed parsnip 
I haven't decided about the starter yet......
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10 Oct 2006 Tue 06:43 pm |
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If swimming is good if you want to loose some weight, what do whales do wrong?
If today’s temperature is zero degrees Celsius and tomorrow it will be twice as cold, what temperature will it be tomorrow?
Do married people live longer or do they only think they do?
Why isn’t there cat food with mice flavour?
How do they get the signs ‘Do not walk on the grass’ in the park?
Do employees of Lipton have a coffee break?
What do sheep count when they cannot sleep?
Why doesn’t an answering machine answer when you ask something?
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10 Oct 2006 Tue 06:46 pm |
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Quoting bod: Quoting aenigma x: Quoting bod: Why is it that when you take something out of the freezer for dinner, you end up struggling to put everything else back because there is less room then there was to start with :-S |
I know you probably wont want to spoil the surprise, but what ARE you cooking for me tonight Bod? |
Shin of beef in herb, mushroom and red wine sauce - served with roast potatoes, sauteed cougette and creamed parsnip
I haven't decided about the starter yet...... |
Sounds fabulous sweetie. Will be round at 7pm with a bottle of screw top Lambrusco and some petrol station flowers
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10 Oct 2006 Tue 06:48 pm |
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...by the way I don't actually eat meat 
(Just give me the "herb" without the brown eyed animal )
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10 Oct 2006 Tue 09:41 pm |
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How come Tarzan doesn't have a beard? You'd think he would being out in the wilderness like that, I mean he has shaggy long hair, where's the facial hair?
And where did my post go?  I can understand it was controversial and a moderator probably deleted it. But I would like to be notified if a post is deleted so I don't think I'm losing my mind. lol
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11 Oct 2006 Wed 01:07 am |
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