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Turkish jokes and their translations
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1.       miss_ceyda
2627 posts
 27 Jul 2006 Thu 11:05 pm

I just found this joke, and im gonna translate it for the non-turkish speakers here... hehe..
It would also be good if the thread is carried on in this way... biraz gülelim ha

gece sensiz cirilciplak girdim yataga..çok üsüdüm ve yanlizdim.hep senin hayalinleydim..yanima gelmeni beni sarmani ve isitmani
bekliyordum..

benim sevgili çizgili pijamalarım



last night i got into bed, stark naked, without you.
i was so cold and lonely.
i was only with the fantasy of you (?)
i was waiting for you to come to my side, to hug me and to warm me up..

my darling stripey pyjamas...




hehe... it really sounds more funny in turkish, i would learn turkish just to get the real funnyness from this hehe

2.       neuro
50 posts
 27 Jul 2006 Thu 11:10 pm

hahaha.. .!!! Ceyda I dont know which will scare people off this forum. hard core politics or this joke

3.       neuro
50 posts
 27 Jul 2006 Thu 11:10 pm

hahaha.. .!!! Ceyda I dont know which will scare people off this forum. hard core politics or this joke


what the... why twice? my mistake I guess

4.       mltm
3690 posts
 27 Jul 2006 Thu 11:11 pm

There're much worse ones of this same joke

5.       neuro
50 posts
 27 Jul 2006 Thu 11:15 pm

I want to remind you a terible joke from pulp fiction.

a tomato family was walking down the street. the father tomato saw that the little one was left behind. he goes next to the kid and jumps on him thus squashing poor litle tomato and he says "catchup"



booeeeekhhh...

6.       mltm
3690 posts
 27 Jul 2006 Thu 11:17 pm

ohhh, very cuteee

7.       miss_ceyda
2627 posts
 27 Jul 2006 Thu 11:22 pm

Quoting neuro:

hahaha.. .!!! Ceyda I dont know which will scare people off this forum. hard core politics or this joke


what the... why twice? my mistake I guess



probably a mixture of the two.. or maybe they are like me.. and will wanna stay all the more

Quoting mltm:

There're much worse ones of this same joke



yes mltm hehe.. i have another one of them.. i wouldnt class it as much worse though.. do you want to share the "worse" vesion with us?? hihi

8.       miss_ceyda
2627 posts
 27 Jul 2006 Thu 11:25 pm

Oo Oo.. i have another... let me just quickly translate it ok.. hehe


Yat dedi yattim, ac dedi actim, aletini cikarip soktu. Isini bitirdiginde kan gelmeye basladi, cok korkmus ve cok aci cekiyordum, cünkü

ilk kez dis cektiriyordum!!


he said "lay down", i laid down. he said "open", i opened.
he got out his tool and inserted it. when he'd finished his work blood started to come, i was very scared and was in very much pain because

it was the first time i was having a tooth out!!



hehehe süper ya

9.       neuro
50 posts
 27 Jul 2006 Thu 11:27 pm

aaaaaaahhh nooooooo!!!!!

10.       mltm
3690 posts
 27 Jul 2006 Thu 11:28 pm

Quoting miss_ceyda:



yes mltm hehe.. i have another one of them.. i wouldnt class it as much worse though.. do you want to share the "worse" vesion with us?? hihi



Oh, no.. Although it's a coca cola bottle in the end, I wouldn't want to write it here lol, and I can never keep things in my mind, but it should be somewhere in the net, if you're very curious I can send it to you if I FİND.

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