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Turkish jokes and their translations
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27 Jul 2006 Thu 11:05 pm |
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I just found this joke, and im gonna translate it for the non-turkish speakers here... hehe..
It would also be good if the thread is carried on in this way... biraz gülelim ha 
gece sensiz cirilciplak girdim yataga..çok üsüdüm ve yanlizdim.hep senin hayalinleydim..yanima gelmeni beni sarmani ve isitmani
bekliyordum..
benim sevgili çizgili pijamalarım
last night i got into bed, stark naked, without you.
i was so cold and lonely.
i was only with the fantasy of you (?)
i was waiting for you to come to my side, to hug me and to warm me up..
my darling stripey pyjamas...
hehe... it really sounds more funny in turkish, i would learn turkish just to get the real funnyness from this hehe
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27 Jul 2006 Thu 11:10 pm |
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hahaha.. .!!! Ceyda I dont know which will scare people off this forum. hard core politics or this joke 
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27 Jul 2006 Thu 11:10 pm |
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hahaha.. .!!! Ceyda I dont know which will scare people off this forum. hard core politics or this joke
what the... why twice? my mistake I guess
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27 Jul 2006 Thu 11:11 pm |
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There're much worse ones of this same joke
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27 Jul 2006 Thu 11:15 pm |
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I want to remind you a terible joke from pulp fiction.
a tomato family was walking down the street. the father tomato saw that the little one was left behind. he goes next to the kid and jumps on him thus squashing poor litle tomato and he says "catchup"
 booeeeekhhh...
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27 Jul 2006 Thu 11:17 pm |
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ohhh, very cuteee
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27 Jul 2006 Thu 11:22 pm |
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Quoting neuro: hahaha.. .!!! Ceyda I dont know which will scare people off this forum. hard core politics or this joke
what the... why twice? my mistake I guess |
probably a mixture of the two.. or maybe they are like me.. and will wanna stay all the more
Quoting mltm: There're much worse ones of this same joke |
yes mltm hehe.. i have another one of them.. i wouldnt class it as much worse though.. do you want to share the "worse" vesion with us?? hihi
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27 Jul 2006 Thu 11:25 pm |
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Oo Oo.. i have another... let me just quickly translate it ok.. hehe
Yat dedi yattim, ac dedi actim, aletini cikarip soktu. Isini bitirdiginde kan gelmeye basladi, cok korkmus ve cok aci cekiyordum, cünkü
ilk kez dis cektiriyordum!!
he said "lay down", i laid down. he said "open", i opened.
he got out his tool and inserted it. when he'd finished his work blood started to come, i was very scared and was in very much pain because
it was the first time i was having a tooth out!!
hehehe süper ya
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27 Jul 2006 Thu 11:27 pm |
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aaaaaaahhh nooooooo!!!!! 
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27 Jul 2006 Thu 11:28 pm |
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Quoting miss_ceyda:
yes mltm hehe.. i have another one of them.. i wouldnt class it as much worse though.. do you want to share the "worse" vesion with us?? hihi |
Oh, no.. Although it's a coca cola bottle in the end, I wouldn't want to write it here lol, and I can never keep things in my mind, but it should be somewhere in the net, if you're very curious I can send it to you if I FİND.
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27 Jul 2006 Thu 11:30 pm |
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ok one minute.. let me just do this one...
before the joke starts though, keep in mind that in the turkish culture the parents of a girl will "give" (almost literally) her to her new husband when they marry.
* Ah kizim ah!! Ben ne salagim. Seni ne doktorlar, ne mühendisler istedi de vermedim. -Üzülme annecigim. Ben hepsine verdim.
ah my girl ah! what an idiot i am. what doctors and engineers wanted you and i didnt "give".
- dont be sad mummy. i gave to all of them
hehe, once again funnier in turkish
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27 Jul 2006 Thu 11:31 pm |
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Quoting mltm: Quoting miss_ceyda:
yes mltm hehe.. i have another one of them.. i wouldnt class it as much worse though.. do you want to share the "worse" vesion with us?? hihi |
Oh, no.. Although it's a coca cola bottle in the end, I wouldn't want to write it here lol, and I can never keep things in my mind, but it should be somewhere in the net, if you're very curious I can send it to you if I FİND. |
bundan mı bahsediosun mltmcim...
"Kocamandı,elimde tam olarak tutamıyordum çok büyüktü, aşağı yukarı salladım tam fışkıracakken ağzıma dayayıp hepsini içtim
coca-cola yı çok seviyorum! "
hehehe
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27 Jul 2006 Thu 11:39 pm |
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Ahhhh, miss-ceyda, çok terbiyesizsin!!! Yatma vaktin geldi! 
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27 Jul 2006 Thu 11:42 pm |
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Quoting mltm: Ahhhh, miss-ceyda, çok terbiyesizsin!!! Yatma vaktin geldi! |
hehe haydi ya... bi dha var bak... you translate this one 
" KARANLIKTI, GÖZLERİ PARILDIYORDU... EĞİLDİM...BACAKLARINI AYIRDIM...MEMELERİNİ AVUÇLADIM...ÇOK ZEVK
ALIYORDUM, ÇÜNKÃœ HAYATIMDA İLK KEZ İNEK SAĞIYORDUM....... "
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27 Jul 2006 Thu 11:45 pm |
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There're hundreds of them ceyda, we're waiting your own creations
Anyway, I'm going to bed.
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27 Jul 2006 Thu 11:47 pm |
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Quoting mltm: There're hundreds of them ceyda, we're waiting your own creations
Anyway, I'm going to bed. |
*tut* *tut*...
bana nasıl terbiyesiz diyeblrsn ha.. az lafına bak hehe
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28 Jul 2006 Fri 12:23 am |
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This topic is now closed because the low level of language used inside it.
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