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Turkish jokes and their translations
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10.       mltm
3690 posts
 27 Jul 2006 Thu 11:28 pm

Quoting miss_ceyda:



yes mltm hehe.. i have another one of them.. i wouldnt class it as much worse though.. do you want to share the "worse" vesion with us?? hihi



Oh, no.. Although it's a coca cola bottle in the end, I wouldn't want to write it here lol, and I can never keep things in my mind, but it should be somewhere in the net, if you're very curious I can send it to you if I FİND.

11.       miss_ceyda
2627 posts
 27 Jul 2006 Thu 11:30 pm

ok one minute.. let me just do this one...

before the joke starts though, keep in mind that in the turkish culture the parents of a girl will "give" (almost literally) her to her new husband when they marry.

* Ah kizim ah!! Ben ne salagim. Seni ne doktorlar, ne mühendisler istedi de vermedim. -Üzülme annecigim. Ben hepsine verdim.

ah my girl ah! what an idiot i am. what doctors and engineers wanted you and i didnt "give".
- dont be sad mummy. i gave to all of them



hehe, once again funnier in turkish

12.       miss_ceyda
2627 posts
 27 Jul 2006 Thu 11:31 pm

Quoting mltm:

Quoting miss_ceyda:



yes mltm hehe.. i have another one of them.. i wouldnt class it as much worse though.. do you want to share the "worse" vesion with us?? hihi



Oh, no.. Although it's a coca cola bottle in the end, I wouldn't want to write it here lol, and I can never keep things in my mind, but it should be somewhere in the net, if you're very curious I can send it to you if I FİND.




bundan mı bahsediosun mltmcim...

"Kocamandı,elimde tam olarak tutamıyordum çok büyüktü, aşağı yukarı salladım tam fışkıracakken ağzıma dayayıp hepsini içtim

coca-cola yı çok seviyorum! "


hehehe

13.       mltm
3690 posts
 27 Jul 2006 Thu 11:39 pm

Ahhhh, miss-ceyda, çok terbiyesizsin!!! Yatma vaktin geldi!

14.       miss_ceyda
2627 posts
 27 Jul 2006 Thu 11:42 pm

Quoting mltm:

Ahhhh, miss-ceyda, çok terbiyesizsin!!! Yatma vaktin geldi!



hehe haydi ya... bi dha var bak... you translate this one

" KARANLIKTI, GÖZLERİ PARILDIYORDU... EĞİLDİM...BACAKLARINI AYIRDIM...MEMELERİNİ AVUÇLADIM...ÇOK ZEVK

ALIYORDUM, ÇÜNKÜ HAYATIMDA İLK KEZ İNEK SAĞIYORDUM....... "

15.       mltm
3690 posts
 27 Jul 2006 Thu 11:45 pm

There're hundreds of them ceyda, we're waiting your own creations
Anyway, I'm going to bed.

16.       miss_ceyda
2627 posts
 27 Jul 2006 Thu 11:47 pm

Quoting mltm:

There're hundreds of them ceyda, we're waiting your own creations
Anyway, I'm going to bed.



*tut* *tut*...
bana nasıl terbiyesiz diyeblrsn ha.. az lafına bak hehe

17.       erdinc
2151 posts
 28 Jul 2006 Fri 12:23 am

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