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examine your intellgence level
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05 Jun 2006 Mon 10:52 am |
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Quoting sophie: Quoting yusuf  :
dear sophie be patient |
I can't I can't I can't! 
I won't spend another night, waiting for your answer. I could hardly sleep last night, you naughty teaser! |
wow wha at nice feeling when a beautful girl ask u for some thing and u say to her wait
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05 Jun 2006 Mon 10:58 am |
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Quoting yusuf :
wow wha at nice feeling when a beautful girl ask u for some thing and u say to her wait |
That's how a real man should be! 
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05 Jun 2006 Mon 12:29 pm |
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Quoting Daydreamer: Tulip is a flower - in Turkish it's "lale" |
Yeah people think it's incredibly Dutch  BUt we stole it from the Turks
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05 Jun 2006 Mon 12:30 pm |
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As we're all waiting for the answer, I'll tell another elephant joke then:
Q: How do you put an elephant in the ref?
A: Open the door. Put the elephant in. Close the door
Q: How do you put a giraffe in the ref?
A: Open the door. Get the elephant out. Put the giraffe in. Close the door
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05 Jun 2006 Mon 12:30 pm |
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Damn i hit the 'send' button twice. I'm too sleepy!! Well I'll get ready because my shift starts at 14.00 today and I'll be home later to read Yusuf's answer then
Have a nice day everybody.
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05 Jun 2006 Mon 12:40 pm |
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I think Yusuf doesn't know the answer himself! 
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05 Jun 2006 Mon 12:49 pm |
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Quoting Chantal: I think Yusuf doesn't know the answer himself! |
Oh who cares? Elephants are fun! 
Why do elephants walk on four feet?
Because if they flew, you could never keep your car clean. :-S
How do you stop an elephant from passing through the eye of a needle?
Tie a knot in its tail.
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05 Jun 2006 Mon 01:06 pm |
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| 48. |
05 Jun 2006 Mon 01:12 pm |
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Will we get the answer on TC Yusuf or shall I log on to www.yusuf-fan-club.co.uk??? |
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05 Jun 2006 Mon 01:49 pm |
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Quoting sophie:
Why do elephants walk on four feet?
Because if they flew, you could never keep your car clean. :-S
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 jsut imagine! 
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05 Jun 2006 Mon 06:10 pm |
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why does a lyndie(blonde) stops at green traffic light?
bcos its her favourite colour  hahahaha
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