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examine your intellgence level
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04 Jun 2006 Sun 11:19 am |
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04 Jun 2006 Sun 11:26 am |
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Quoting Chantal: |
why u put this emotion
try to think for the answer 
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04 Jun 2006 Sun 12:04 pm |
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This question is un-answerable, because when you use 'comparatives' like taller / fatter tehre must be something to compare with!! The elephant is fatter than what? And the giraf is taller than what?
If the elephant is fatter than a giraffe is tall? That just depends onw hat you comapre it with, and actually then ur comparing apples with pears instead of comparing 2 of the same kind.
In any case i vote for the African elephant, as their weight is usually around 7000Kgs and their height only differs around 30-50 cm with a female giraffe, whereas the weight of a female giraffe is 'only' 950 kgs.
So what's the answer Yusuf, I'm sure there's a joke somehwere behind it 
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04 Jun 2006 Sun 12:12 pm |
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Quoting Deli_kizin:
In any case i vote for the African elephant, as their weight is usually around 7000Kgs and their height only differs around 30-50 cm with a female giraffe, whereas the weight of a female giraffe is 'only' 950 kgs.
So what's the answer Yusuf, I'm sure there's a joke somehwere behind it |
mab be u r right but , but the answer is not that easy to know it...
try to think more
it appear that egyptions r more intellegent than ppl from Netherlands 
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04 Jun 2006 Sun 12:14 pm |
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Quoting yusuf  : try to think more
it appear that egyptions r more intellegent than ppl from scolands |
Yeah, i get the 'Egyptians' here, but what's up with the Scotties
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04 Jun 2006 Sun 12:14 pm |
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Ah you modified. Well I have no idea and my mind is not in such a state that it can bear more thinking I'm afraid
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04 Jun 2006 Sun 12:17 pm |
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Quoting Deli_kizin: Quoting yusuf : try to think more
it appear that egyptions r more intellegent than ppl from scolands |
Yeah, i get the 'Egyptians' here, but what's up with the Scotties
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heheeeeeeeeeeesorry i mean Netherlands not scotland cause i know answer butu no so egypt win but we will see other nations........
there stell here ppl from tyrkey , grecce and poland , gernany, and so many contries......
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04 Jun 2006 Sun 05:22 pm |
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hey our nice moderator (lyndie) how is your answer ?
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04 Jun 2006 Sun 05:35 pm |
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I am thinking.....................
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04 Jun 2006 Sun 05:42 pm |
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Quoting yusuf :
the question is :is the elephant fatter or the giraf taller?
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i don't know if this is a joke or a real question, but i'm going to say the giraffe is taller, after all there's a 50% chance i'l get it correct, right  |
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04 Jun 2006 Sun 05:43 pm |
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...my answer is yes... 
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04 Jun 2006 Sun 05:43 pm |
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Quoting Lyndie: I am thinking..................... |
i know that english ppl have very high intellegnce level ... right?
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04 Jun 2006 Sun 05:44 pm |
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Quoting oceanmavi: Quoting yusuf :
the question is :is the elephant fatter or the giraf taller?
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i don't know if this is a joke or a real question, but i'm going to say the giraffe is taller, after all there's a 50% chance i'l get it correct, right |
Bravo! this is a good answer, but i think our (clever) Egyptian friend has got us all confused! |
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04 Jun 2006 Sun 05:46 pm |
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Quoting yusuf : Quoting Lyndie: I am thinking..................... |
i know that english ppl have very high intellegnce level ... right? |
im not sure if it's right or not but hey thanks for your trust in us!
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04 Jun 2006 Sun 05:55 pm |
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there an answer and its a surpise.............
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04 Jun 2006 Sun 06:00 pm |
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Quoting yusuf : Quoting Lyndie: I am thinking..................... |
i know that english ppl have very high intellegnce level ... right? |
It is true... I am still thinking...........actually I know the answer, but I dont want to spoil the fun........ 
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04 Jun 2006 Sun 06:04 pm |
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Quoting yusuf :
the question is :is the elephant fatter or the giraf taller? |
The elephant is fatter than the giraffe,but the giraffe is taller than the elephant.???
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04 Jun 2006 Sun 06:11 pm |
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the answer is ..................
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04 Jun 2006 Sun 06:23 pm |
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Quoting yusuf : the answer is ..................
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what what?! come on, don't tease us!
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04 Jun 2006 Sun 08:12 pm |
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My guess is......anaconda is the longest one
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04 Jun 2006 Sun 08:42 pm |
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Quoting Deli_kizin: Quoting yusuf : try to think more
it appear that egyptions r more intellegent than ppl from scolands |
Yeah, i get the 'Egyptians' here, but what's up with the Scotties
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In spite of what you say about Scots people yusuf  I think an elephant is definately fatter than a giraffe and if it stood on its hind legs and extended its trunk it would be taller as well
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04 Jun 2006 Sun 08:46 pm |
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The elephant is fatter than the giraffe
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the giraffe is taller than the elephant
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04 Jun 2006 Sun 09:41 pm |
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Quoting yusuf :
who well find the correct answer is the most intllegent
waiting answers for this question....... |
every question is easy if you know the answer
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04 Jun 2006 Sun 10:04 pm |
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C'mon. The answer is yes for both questions:
Is the elephant fatter? Yes (the elephant is fatter)
Is the giraffe taller? Yes (the giraffe is taller)
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04 Jun 2006 Sun 10:12 pm |
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I agree with you, Netzen...that is why my answer was a simple yes!
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04 Jun 2006 Sun 11:21 pm |
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This reminded me of a joke we were saying as kids:
- Have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a tulip?
- No!
- Huh! Do you see how well it is hiding?
Brrrrr it got cold around here! 
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04 Jun 2006 Sun 11:35 pm |
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05 Jun 2006 Mon 12:09 am |
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...we also had these kinds of jokes in Sweden when I was a kid...a couple of centuries ago...
– What time is it when an elephant sits on a fence?
– Time to get a new fence.
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05 Jun 2006 Mon 12:19 am |
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Q Why are elephants wrinked?
A Have you ever tried to iron one
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05 Jun 2006 Mon 02:57 am |
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05 Jun 2006 Mon 03:25 am |
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Quoting Aenigma: Q - How do elephants hide in cherry trees?
A - They paint their toe nails red!!
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wow! that means really big cherry...
i have doubts that cherry tree will be there anymore
now i remind the scenes on Ice Age 2 lol
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05 Jun 2006 Mon 07:04 am |
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Quoting sophie: This reminded me of a joke we were saying as kids:
- Have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a tulip?
- No!
- Huh! Do you see how well it is hiding?
Brrrrr it got cold around here! |
sophie ,what does tulip means?
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05 Jun 2006 Mon 07:14 am |
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Tulip is a flower - in Turkish it's "lale"
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05 Jun 2006 Mon 10:01 am |
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-the big fish eats the little one
-why?
- to please its ego 
ahh that means im too wise
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05 Jun 2006 Mon 10:30 am |
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ladies and gentel men :
the answer will be this evening so , so my fans look forward for my log in to the site ,hehehehehehe 
(sorry for spelling errors  i know my spelling is so bad ,...since i was 10 years old, my english teachers say this to me,,,
but at lest u get the meaing)
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05 Jun 2006 Mon 10:36 am |
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Quoting yusuf : ladies and gentel men :
the answer will be this evening so , so my fans look forward for my log in to the site ,hehehehehehe |
Ah be Yusuf! Please please please don't do that to us! Hurry up please! 
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05 Jun 2006 Mon 10:40 am |
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Quoting sophie:
Ah be Yusuf! Please please please don't do that to us! Hurry up please! |
dear sophie be patient
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05 Jun 2006 Mon 10:49 am |
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Quoting yusuf :
dear sophie be patient |
I can't I can't I can't!
I won't spend another night, waiting for your answer. I could hardly sleep last night, you naughty teaser!
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05 Jun 2006 Mon 10:52 am |
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Quoting sophie: Quoting yusuf :
dear sophie be patient |
I can't I can't I can't!
I won't spend another night, waiting for your answer. I could hardly sleep last night, you naughty teaser! |
wow wha at nice feeling when a beautful girl ask u for some thing and u say to her wait
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05 Jun 2006 Mon 10:58 am |
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Quoting yusuf :
wow wha at nice feeling when a beautful girl ask u for some thing and u say to her wait |
That's how a real man should be! 
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05 Jun 2006 Mon 12:29 pm |
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Quoting Daydreamer: Tulip is a flower - in Turkish it's "lale" |
Yeah people think it's incredibly Dutch BUt we stole it from the Turks
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05 Jun 2006 Mon 12:30 pm |
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As we're all waiting for the answer, I'll tell another elephant joke then:
Q: How do you put an elephant in the ref?
A: Open the door. Put the elephant in. Close the door
Q: How do you put a giraffe in the ref?
A: Open the door. Get the elephant out. Put the giraffe in. Close the door
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05 Jun 2006 Mon 12:30 pm |
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Damn i hit the 'send' button twice. I'm too sleepy!! Well I'll get ready because my shift starts at 14.00 today and I'll be home later to read Yusuf's answer then
Have a nice day everybody.
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05 Jun 2006 Mon 12:40 pm |
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I think Yusuf doesn't know the answer himself! 
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05 Jun 2006 Mon 12:49 pm |
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Quoting Chantal: I think Yusuf doesn't know the answer himself! |
Oh who cares? Elephants are fun!
Why do elephants walk on four feet?
Because if they flew, you could never keep your car clean. :-S
How do you stop an elephant from passing through the eye of a needle?
Tie a knot in its tail.
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05 Jun 2006 Mon 01:06 pm |
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05 Jun 2006 Mon 01:12 pm |
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Will we get the answer on TC Yusuf or shall I log on to www.yusuf-fan-club.co.uk??? |
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05 Jun 2006 Mon 01:49 pm |
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Quoting sophie:
Why do elephants walk on four feet?
Because if they flew, you could never keep your car clean. :-S
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 jsut imagine!
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05 Jun 2006 Mon 06:10 pm |
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why does a lyndie(blonde) stops at green traffic light?
bcos its her favourite colour hahahaha
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05 Jun 2006 Mon 06:19 pm |
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Quoting ramayan: why does a lyndie(blonde) stops at green traffic light?
bcos its her favourite colour hahahaha |
Of course I will be stopping my huge MERCEDES at the traffic lights Ramo,and checking my (blonde) hair in the mirror before I spin my wheels and spray dust in your face as you stand there admiring me and my hot car!
Be careful canim, we had the blonde jokes before and as I remember it you got your cute little butt kicked!
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05 Jun 2006 Mon 06:21 pm |
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Quoting Lyndie:
Of course I will be stopping my huge MERCEDES at the traffic lights Ramo,and checking my (blonde) hair in the mirror before I spin my wheels and spray dust in your face as you stand there admiring me and my hot car!
Be careful canim, we had the blonde jokes before and as I remember it you got your cute little butt kicked! |
u r trying to compensate your blondness wth ur car..cars are futile things honey hehe but blondneess is permanent hhahah
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05 Jun 2006 Mon 06:27 pm |
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Quoting ramayan: Quoting Lyndie:
Of course I will be stopping my huge MERCEDES at the traffic lights Ramo,and checking my (blonde) hair in the mirror before I spin my wheels and spray dust in your face as you stand there admiring me and my hot car!
Be careful canim, we had the blonde jokes before and as I remember it you got your cute little butt kicked! |
u r trying to compensate your blondness wth ur car..cars are futile things honey hehe but blondneess is permanent hhahah |
and what exactly is it that men are trying to compensate for with their HUGE cars canım?
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05 Jun 2006 Mon 06:42 pm |
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Quoting Lyndie:
and what exactly is it that men are trying to compensate for with their HUGE cars canım? |
i was talking about u dont chnge the subject
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05 Jun 2006 Mon 07:07 pm |
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Quoting ramayan: Quoting Lyndie:
and what exactly is it that men are trying to compensate for with their HUGE cars canım? |
i was talking about u dont chnge the subject |
Translation from Boy talk to Lady talk
'I was talking about you dont change the subject'
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I cant think of anything better to say and she is kicking my cute butt!'
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05 Jun 2006 Mon 07:18 pm |
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hey all my friends this is the answer
yje question was : is the elephant fatter or the giraf taller the correct answer is :
the tiger is faster
its same as if i say : what is the correct :is yusuf speak arabic or lyndie speak english so what will be the correct answer.....
could any one guess it !!!!!!
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05 Jun 2006 Mon 07:43 pm |
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Quoting yusuf :
its same as if i say : what is the correct :is yusuf speak arabic or lyndie speak english so what will be the correct answer.....
could any one guess it !!!!!! |
uhh the answer is deli_kizin speaks dutch
or something similar?
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05 Jun 2006 Mon 07:44 pm |
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05 Jun 2006 Mon 07:53 pm |
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Yussuf! You are going to make a really great doctor!  Dont change yourself at all.
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05 Jun 2006 Mon 08:31 pm |
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I agry with deli kızın eventhough Im thinking......
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05 Jun 2006 Mon 09:52 pm |
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Woow.. who would've thought the tiger would be faster?? You must be really smart Yusuf! Funny thing is that I've seen so many funny jokes just by this.. riddle thing!
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05 Jun 2006 Mon 10:48 pm |
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Quoting Lapinkulta: I agry with deli kızın eventhough Im thinking...... |
Thank you abi Ofcourse you agree with me
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05 Jun 2006 Mon 11:54 pm |
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Whats all this nonsense got to do with Poetry & Literature yusuf? 
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10 Jun 2006 Sat 09:44 am |
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elephant fatter and giraf taller.
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10 Jun 2006 Sat 02:57 pm |
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Quoting adife: elephant fatter and giraf taller.
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but the tiger is faster
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10 Jun 2006 Sat 04:28 pm |
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Quoting Daydreamer: My guess is......anaconda is the longest one |
so I was really close
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