I dont want to cause offense but.......

In the translation forum...." am chatting with my husband/wife. When I finish I´ll come back to you" 

Ý was searching for a recipe to Koshary which is a Traditional Egyptian meal to send it to a friend,and i found this

They are shooting this video to send to one of their friends,the man is saying very funny comments.

Acting as if they are shooting a cooking program in the name of his wife, and mean while he is making advertisements about things to use in case of suffering of burnings lol

And teasing his wife a little

Then another about what he drinks.

Then their kids came,who seems was watching the TV so he came asked his mother to buy something popcorn it seems to collect some toys coming with them ´i couldnt hear the boy well´

His mother said ´hader,hader´ means ok,ok.

Then the man  kept saying funny comments,and then the boy comes again,asking what will they eat today,or they wont eat anything for that day lol

His mother shush him with low voice asking him to leave lol

At the end of the part 2,i discovered that nor the woman nor the man knew how to make koshary well and they were making wild guesses after all lol

But came nearly correct

They are Egyptian ´can tell by the language ´ but living in Arab country,the man was complaining about the cooker is getting dirty and he will have to bring the cleaning lady and pay her 40 Darhem ´currency of an Arab country´

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOs9z_sIkCg&feature=related

Posting in the translation forum under two different nicknames can get very confusing - especially if you forget which nick you are posting under!!!  

lisa, you spy girl

 Hmmm, wonder if I know who you are talking about....

you are not lisa but lir

lir, pm me pls

Offff yapayyy...I can´t wait to see this to my mother...when she starts nagging me..

 Ohhh My,what have i done !

Real life stories from Doctors........

1. A man dashes into the our A&E dept. and yells . . . ´My wife´s going to have her baby in the taxi´.

I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the taxi, lifted the lady´s dress and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly after protests from the lady I noticed that there were several taxis.............. and I was in the wrong one.

Submitted by Dr. Mark MacDonald , St. Andrews Hosp. Glasgow


2. At the beginning of my shift, I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and slightly deaf female patient´s anterior chest wall. ´Big breaths,´ I instructed.

´Yes, they used to be,´. . . replied the patient.

Submitted by Dr. Richard Barnes , St.Thomas´s Bath

3. One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a wife that her husband had died of a massive myocardial infarct. Not more than five minutes later, I heard her on her mobile phone reporting to the rest of the family that he had died of a ´massive internal fart.´

Submitted by Dr. Susan Steinberg Royal London Hosp.


4. During a patient´s two week follow-up appointment, he told me that he was having trouble with one of his medications.

´Which one?´. . .. I asked.

´The patch; the Nurse told me to put on a new one every six hours and now I´m running out of places to put it!´

I had him quickly undress and discovered what I hoped I wouldn´t see. Yes, the man had over fifty patches on his body! Now, the instructions include removal of the old patch before applying a new one.

Submitted by Dr. Rebecca St. Clair, Norfolk General


5. While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked ´How long is it since you´ve been bed-ridden?´

After a look of complete confusion she answered . . .´Why, not for about twenty years - when my husband was still alive.´

Submitted by Dr. Steven Swanson- Maidenhead Royal Kent


6. I was performing rounds at the hospital one morning and while checking up on a man I asked. ´So how was your breakfast this morning?´

´It´s very good except for the Kentucky Jelly. I can´t seem to get used to the taste.´. . . Bob replied.

I then asked to see the jelly and Bob produced a foil packet labeled ´KY Jelly.´

Submitted by Dr. Leonard J. Brandon . Bristol Infirmary.


7. A nurse was on duty in the A&E when a young woman with purple hair styled into a punk rocker Mohawk, sporting a variety of tattoos, and wearing strange clothing, entered. It was quickly determined that the patient had acute appendicitis, so she was scheduled for an immediate operation. When she was completely disrobed on the operating table, the staff noticed that her pubic hair had been dyed green, and above it there was a tattoo that read ´KEEP OFF THE GRASS.´

Once the surgery was completed, the surgeon wrote a short note on the patient´s dressing, which read
´SORRY…. HAD TO MOW THE LAWN.´

Submitted by Staff Nurse Elaine Fogerty , King George Hosp Ilford (Dr. wouldn´t submit his name)

Is the correct answer "Sunday Morning"?