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What made you laugh today?
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| 440. |
07 Dec 2008 Sun 10:21 am |
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So, I did you a favour by covering it 
You owe me breakfast .... hadi get in the kitchen NOW!
a Turkish male in kitchen sounds disastrous
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| 441. |
07 Dec 2008 Sun 10:24 am |
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a Turkish male in kitchensounds disastrous
Hmmmm maybe you are right 
OK I should go and make it myself! I think we achieved covering up Lesluv´s naughty post now
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| 442. |
07 Dec 2008 Sun 10:25 am |
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a Turkish male in kitchensounds disastrous
A new experience, Tami? 
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| 443. |
07 Dec 2008 Sun 10:29 am |
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A new experience, Tami?
not really, but the last time I cooked I was about set fire in the house
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| 444. |
07 Dec 2008 Sun 10:39 am |
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not really, but the last time I cooked I was about set fire in the house
Is this then maybe a solution for you:
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| 445. |
07 Dec 2008 Sun 11:11 am |
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Is this then maybe a solution for you:
that might work
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| 446. |
08 Dec 2008 Mon 10:31 am |
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Hmmmm maybe you are right
OK I should go and make it myself! I think we achieved covering up Lesluv´s naughty post now
I don´t know what you mean.....maybe just dirty minds???
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| 447. |
10 Dec 2008 Wed 02:00 am |
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WIFE:What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?
HUSBAND: Definitely not!
WIFE: Why not - don´t you like being married?
HUSBAND: Of course I do.
WIFE: Then why wouldn´t you remarry?
HUSBAND: Okay, I´d get married again.
WIFE: You would? (With a hurtful look on her face).
HUSBAND: (Makes audible groan).
WIFE: Would you live in our house?
HUSBAND: Sure, it´s a great house.
WIFE: Would you sleep with her in our bed?
HUSBAND: Where else would we sleep?
WIFE: Would you let her drive my car?
HUSBAND: Probably, it is almost new.
WIFE: Would you replace my pictures with hers?
HUSBAND: That would seem like the proper thing to do.
WIFE: Would she use my golf clubs?
HUSBAND: No, she´s left-handed.
WIFE: - silence - -
HUSBAND: F.*.%.k ....
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| 448. |
10 Dec 2008 Wed 10:52 am |
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Is this then maybe a solution for you:
Is there any subject that a Dummies book does not cover - *tsk*
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| 449. |
12 Dec 2008 Fri 12:28 am |
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Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater.
If you give her sperm, she´ll give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she´ll give you a home.
If you give her groceries, she´ll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she´ll give you her heart.
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
So, you might think twice before giving her any crap.
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12 Dec 2008 Fri 12:53 am |
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Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater.
If you give her sperm, she´ll give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she´ll give you a home.
If you give her groceries, she´ll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she´ll give you her heart.
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
So, you might think twice before giving her any crap.
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