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470.       lesluv
722 posts
 13 Dec 2008 Sat 02:43 am

 

Quoting doudi94

Putting my face on each one of these!!

LOOOL! Theyve got some pretty good stuff!

Just try it

 

www.photofunia.com

 

 NOOOOOOOO you cannot advertise this site.....my facebook has been the most original until now!!! {#lang_emotions_lol_fast} gad damn it...every one will have one now

471.       Melek74
1506 posts
 13 Dec 2008 Sat 07:40 am

 

Quoting Trudy

Jingle Bombs by Jeff Dunham - ROFL!!!

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTFq8KCINcA&NR=1

 

Here´s one with Turkish subtitles

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q36XF52MbgY

 

 

 

 

472.       Daydreamer
3743 posts
 14 Dec 2008 Sun 01:02 am

http://www.bitoffun.com/forums/download/file.php?id=19557&mode=view

http://www.bitoffun.com/forums/download/file.php?id=19557&mode=view

473.       lesluv
722 posts
 14 Dec 2008 Sun 01:09 am

 

Quoting Daydreamer

http://www.bitoffun.com/forums/download/file.php?id=19557&mode=view

 

 aw can´t see the pic....booo

474.       Daydreamer
3743 posts
 14 Dec 2008 Sun 01:19 am

 

Quoting lesluv

 aw can´t see the pic....booo

 

I attached a link...hmm weird, the pic displays here...

475.       bod
5999 posts
 14 Dec 2008 Sun 03:32 pm

 

Quoting Daydreamer

I attached a link...hmm weird, the pic displays here...

 

Go through the motions of modifying the post but don´t make any changes - that seems to make pictures work for some strange reason.......

476.       lesluv
722 posts
 14 Dec 2008 Sun 11:41 pm

Delia´s Way
Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice-cream drips.

The Real Woman´s Way
Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for God´s sake. You are probably lying on the couch with your feet up eating it anyway.


Delia´s Way
To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes.

The Real Woman´s Way
Buy Smash and keep it in the cupboard for up to a year.

Delia´s Way
When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking tin, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won´t be any white mess on the outside of the cake.

The Real Woman´s Way
Tesco´s sell cakes. They even do decorated versions.

Delia´s Way
If you accidentally over-salt a dish while it´s still cooking, drop in a potato slice.

The Real Woman´s Way
If you over salt a dish while you are cooking, that´s just tough. Please recite with me the Real Woman´s motto: ´I made it and you will eat it and I don´t care how bad it tastes.´

Delia´s Way
Wrap celery in aluminium foil when putting in the refrigerator and it will keep for weeks

The Real Woman´s Way
It could keep forever. Who eats it?

Delia´s Way
Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away.

The Real Woman´s Way
Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and drop it in 8 ounces of vodka. Drink the vodka.. You might still have the headache, but you wont give a damn!

Delia´s Way
If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dishwashing gloves. They give a non-slip grip that makes opening jars easy.

The Real Woman´s Way
Why do I have a man?

Delia´s Way
Freeze leftover wine into ice cubes for future use in casseroles

The Real Woman´s Way
Left over wine???? Helloooo

477.       bod
5999 posts
 15 Dec 2008 Mon 12:42 pm

Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently reprove the child. Smiling sweetly, the Sunday School teacher said, ´Bobby, when I was a child, I was told that if I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that.´ Bobby looked up and replied, ´Well, Ms. Smith, you can´t say you weren´t warned.´

478.       lessluv
1052 posts
 30 Dec 2008 Tue 11:11 pm

{#lang_emotions_lol}..... the use of the term..."forcep boy".....never heard that before

479.       thehandsom
7403 posts
 30 Dec 2008 Tue 11:24 pm

 

Quoting lessluv

{#lang_emotions_lol}..... the use of the term..."forcep boy".....never heard that before

 

ha ha

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Forceps_in_childbirth

you know sometimes they use very exessive force and :

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/babys-head-crushed-by-forceps-birth-1087273.html

 

sometimes they use a bit of force and then you get brain damaged..

480.       girleegirl
5065 posts
 30 Dec 2008 Tue 11:35 pm

 

Quoting thehandsom

sometimes they use a bit of force and then you get brain demaged..

 

 Is that what happened to you? {#lang_emotions_unsure}

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