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......The doorbell rings when you have just applied a face-mask 
....a friend calls in tears, becos of a row with her boyfriend, just as the last part of a six-part thriller is about to start on tv 
.....a lot of people seem to 'pick their nose' whilst driving - do they think that because they are in a car they are invisible??? :-S
......as you are cleaning your teeth for that 'special date' you spill toothpaste down the front of your new black shirt? 
......thinking you were having a 'night off' from your new and exciting love, you get a craving for pickled onions - you eat most of the jar - and then he calls in unexpectedly for a night of passion.... 
...or is it just me... 
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once i put on the train from ankara to istanbul...an d there was an old man opposite me my left..and for half an hour when the conductor came to check the tickets i couldnt see his hands...and they were in the front of his trousers through the zipper..and u should have seen the conductor's face..
