Quoting Capoeira:

Running late for class...I somehow manage to trip and fall coming out my front door. I land in a heap on the ground and 'cause I am soo late I get up immediately and run to class. While teaching I notice an "extra" draft of cold air on my bum. As soon as class is over I go to the restroom and sure enough I have split my pants in my fall. All student's got the see the Profe's pink undies!!!!!

Quoting Joey:

What about the disgraceful scenes against Galatasaray when the Galata goalkeeper was hit by a firework and their coach was hit on the head by a missile requiring three stitches? Not much to be proud of I think

Quoting xkirstyx:

It's my birthday on the 18th Februauy, my 30th!! I know you wanted to know, so you can think about me while in Istanbul.