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Two pennies for your thoughts ....!!
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08 Mar 2009 Sun 06:14 pm |
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you are lucky. look at us. we are bored. we dont know what to do, so we organise some vigils for cyber souls. while you can keep yourself busy working hard. 
I wish, I´m manning the hotline today. Not that many people want to kill themselves on a Sunday. We have a brilliant automated system though:
Hello, you´ve reached the psychiatric hotline. The counselor on staff is away at the vigil. For assistance please press the appropriate option. If you´re depressed, it doesn´t matter which number you press, nobody will pick up anyway. If you´re schizophrenic, please listen to the little voice inside you and it will tell you which number you press. If you have multiple personalities, please press 1, 2, and 3. If you have obsessive-compulsive disorder, please press #4 repeatedly. If you have paranoid thoughts, please stay on the line, so we can trace the call. If you´re passive-agressive ... Alameda? Alameda? I told you not to call here so often .... 
Edited (3/8/2009) by Melek74
Edited (3/8/2009) by Melek74
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08 Mar 2009 Sun 07:32 pm |
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I wish, I´m manning the hotline today. Not that many people want to kill themselves on a Sunday. We have a brilliant automated system though:
Hello, you´ve reached the psychiatric hotline. The counselor on staff is away at the vigil. For assistance please press the appropriate option. If you´re depressed, it doesn´t matter which number you press, nobody will pick up anyway. If you´re schizophrenic, please listen to the little voice inside you and it will tell you which number you press. If you have multiple personalities, please press 1, 2, and 3. If you have obsessive-compulsive disorder, please press #4 repeatedly. If you have paranoid thoughts, please stay on the line, so we can trace the call. If you´re passive-agressive ... Alameda? Alameda? I told you not to call here so often ....
ROFL
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08 Mar 2009 Sun 07:49 pm |
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OMG this must be framed and hung on a wall its a killer comment!
Hello, you´ve reached the psychiatric hotline. The counselor on staff is away at the vigil. For assistance please press the appropriate option. If you´re depressed, it doesn´t matter which number you press, nobody will pick up anyway. If you´re schizophrenic, please listen to the little voice inside you and it will tell you which number you press. If you have multiple personalities, please press 1, 2, and 3. If you have obsessive-compulsive disorder, please press #4 repeatedly. If you have paranoid thoughts, please stay on the line, so we can trace the call. If you´re passive-agressive ... Alameda? Alameda? I told you not to call here so often ....
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08 Mar 2009 Sun 07:57 pm |
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OMG this must be framed and hung on a wall its a killer comment!
Speaking of killer, I offer free suicide completion course. For the frequent-fliers. 
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08 Mar 2009 Sun 08:00 pm |
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Speaking of killer, I offer free suicide completion course. For the frequent-fliers.
did anyone apply from your above killer joke? except, of course alameda.
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08 Mar 2009 Sun 08:07 pm |
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did anyone apply from your above killer joke? except, of course alameda.
James Blunt. But they don´t want to release him from Bedlam just yet. It´s ok, I´m here for another 4 hours, maybe somebody will call.
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08 Mar 2009 Sun 08:54 pm |
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Maybe not necessary for all to tell, but those interested in Turkey pictures and who haven´t noticed: I´m uploading my pictures again. So far 532 and - rough guess - over 300 to come.
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08 Mar 2009 Sun 10:52 pm |
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women´s day????why???while I prefer to praise them at night!
Jan Sztaundynger-a Polish satirist
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08 Mar 2009 Sun 11:25 pm |
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women´s day????why???while I prefer to praise them at night!
Jan Sztaundynger-a Polish satirist
)))))))
With the first part, at least, I agree completely.
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09 Mar 2009 Mon 01:42 am |
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Mathematics a la Mae West:
One and one is two, and two and two is four, and five will get you ten if you know how to work it.
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09 Mar 2009 Mon 01:43 pm |
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i have just realised that im not an IT geek.
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