I expect the next rules will read something like this:

1.  You will not believe in any philosophy, religion, or creed.  Any expression to the contrary will be deleted. 

2.  You will only post your opinions if it promotes the greatness of Turkey.  If you happen to have a contrary opinion - keep it to yourself. 

3.  Do try to keep the Turks on this site happy.  Enough said. 

4.  Do not try to understand the mods.  This will cause conflict and will make you use common sense.  We discourage the use of common sense since it can be construed as an opinion. 

Do you have any to add?

stop complaining, fat ass westerners

go and play democracy in your countries.

ah, freedom they wanted. what else?!

 Only my own new rule

5. Do not try to argue with Tami or Sui. You will waste precious hours of your life in doing so, and at the end of the day, you may as well try to discuss the issue with a dead sheep

 6.  You can only refer to dead sheep if they died of natural causes.

 7. Do not discuss with Alameda. If you do, your posts will get deleted anyway.

 Offfffff! I should have known that!

 Refer to dead sheep rule.

 what about dead sheep society again? have i missed the bed night stories?

  - Thank you very much Elisabeth

I laughed out loud...making it VERY clear that I am not working on my year-end budget figures

Perhaps your year end budget figures are more comical than you realize!  I find my financial reports can be quite amusing! 

 I don´t know about amusing...but "creative" may be a good description!