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Blonde Revenge....MEN JOKES!
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16 Dec 2005 Fri 10:58 pm |
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Payback time...
What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A widow.
What did God say after creating man?
I must be able to do better than that.
Q. What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
A. Through his chest with a sharp knife.
HeHe - but we love them anyway! 
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16 Dec 2005 Fri 11:09 pm |
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Of course we all love men. In fact, I think every girl should own one. 
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16 Dec 2005 Fri 11:46 pm |
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Advice From Women To Men (stolen from a website  )
- If we're watching football with you--it's not bonding--it's their butts.
- If you were really looking for an honest answer, you wouldn't ask in bed.
- The reason why our bras don't always match our underwear is because WE actually change our underwear.
- The next time you joke about female drivers, research the number of accidents caused by rubber-necking mini-skirts.
- If only women gossip, how do you and your friends keep track of "who's easy"?
- Stop telling us most male strippers are gay: we don't care.
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17 Dec 2005 Sat 12:02 am |
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38,562 men were asked to identify woman's ultimate fantasy.
97.8% of the respondents said that a woman's ultimate fantasy is to have two men at once.
While this has been verified by a recent sociological study, it appears that most men do not realize that in this fantasy, one man is cooking and the other is cleaning.
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17 Dec 2005 Sat 12:06 am |
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Love it sophie!!!
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17 Dec 2005 Sat 12:35 am |
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Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's a woman's job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with.
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17 Dec 2005 Sat 12:39 am |
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what do you call a man with half a brain? Gifted!! 
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17 Dec 2005 Sat 04:15 am |
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Quoting Chris123: Payback time...
What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A widow.
What did God say after creating man?
I must be able to do better than that.
Q. What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
A. Through his chest with a sharp knife.
HeHe - but we love them anyway! |
hahah why god didnt create first women...hahahaha...a paradox...hahah
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17 Dec 2005 Sat 04:17 am |
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Quoting sophie: 38,562 men were asked to identify woman's ultimate fantasy.
97.8% of the respondents said that a woman's ultimate fantasy is to have two men at once.
While this has been verified by a recent sociological study, it appears that most men do not realize that in this fantasy, one man is cooking and the other is cleaning.
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nice i like that...
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17 Dec 2005 Sat 04:19 am |
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Quoting Boop: what do you call a man with half a brain? Gifted!! |
iğrenc bir espri.....is der any women einstein?or sophocles?or shakespeare?just tell me???hahahah
(i know u all be nagry)
hahaah
didnt like ur joke...hahah
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