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Blonde Revenge....MEN JOKES!
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17 Dec 2005 Sat 04:19 am |
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Quoting Boop: what do you call a man with half a brain? Gifted!!  |
iğrenc bir espri.....is der any women einstein?or sophocles?or shakespeare?just tell me???hahahah
(i know u all be nagry)
hahaah
didnt like ur joke...hahah
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17 Dec 2005 Sat 01:24 pm |
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They say the truth hurts Ramayan ! What's the matter - lost your sense of humour 
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17 Dec 2005 Sat 01:33 pm |
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not a good joke,i think
lack of quality....
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17 Dec 2005 Sat 01:48 pm |
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Quoting ramayan: Quoting Boop: what do you call a man with half a brain? Gifted!! |
iğrenc bir espri.....is der any women einstein?or sophocles?or shakespeare?just tell me???hahahah
(i know u all be nagry)
hahaah
didnt like ur joke...hahah |
Well let' see now...
There is a shortage of great historical female mathmeticians and scientist mainly because they weren't 'allowed' by men to become great academics. You are right, i can't think of any great ancient Greek women philosophers or mathemeticians!
However...
Let's see who I can come up with as 'female' great names. I am sure my 'sisters' will add to the list.
The Virgin Mary
Boudicca
Joan of Arc
Marie Curie
Indhira Ghandi
Hatshepsut
Queen of Egypt, 15th century B.C.
Nefertiti
Queen of Egypt, 14th Century B.C.
Sammuramat
Assyrian Queen, 9th Century B.C.
Cleopatra
Queen of Egypt, 69-30 B.C.
Eleanor of Aquitaine
Queen of England and of France, 1122-1202
Joan of Arc
Leader of the French Army, 1412-1431
Elizabeth I
Queen of England, 1533-1603
Catherine the Great
Empress of Russia. 1729-1796
Golda Meir
Prime Minister of Israel, 1898-1978
Indira Gandhi
Prime Minister of India, 1917-1984
Margaret Thatcher
Prime Minister of England, b. 1925
Valentina Terashkova USSR Cosmonaut fist woman in space
Sappho - Greek Poetess 625BC
1718
Mary Montagu introduced smallpox vaccine to England.
1762
Catherine the Great became ruler of Russia. 1776
The Bronte sisters - classic literary figures
I could go on.....some of these were even blondes 
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17 Dec 2005 Sat 02:41 pm |
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Quoting Lyndie:
Marie Curie
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2 nobel prize - physics and chemistry [and well, I have to add that her full name was Marie Curie,née Sklodowska
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to the list I add
Sappho - an Ancient Greek lyric poet
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17 Dec 2005 Sat 03:42 pm |
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Alessandra Giliani - Anatomist - 1st to trace circulatory sysem using coloured fluids..
Alicia Sott (1860-194 - Mathematician - Deriving Archimedean solids from Platonic solids..
Caroline Herschel (1750-1848) - Mathematician/astronomer - 1st women to discover a comet...
Clara Barton (1821-1921) - civil war nurse - founder of American Red Cross..
Amelia Earhart (1897-1937) - flew solo across Atlantic ocean...........
etc..
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17 Dec 2005 Sat 04:46 pm |
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Lyndie
Margaret Thatcher
Prime Minister of England.
Actually she was Prime Minister of Britain.
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17 Dec 2005 Sat 04:50 pm |
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Ooo Joey, maybe we should keep quiet about that one! You are not helping our cause...!!! 
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17 Dec 2005 Sat 05:50 pm |
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Quoting Joey: Lyndie
Margaret Thatcher
Prime Minister of England.
Actually she was Prime Minister of Britain. |
I thought when I first read your post you were citing me as one of the World's Greatest (Blonde) women ALONGSIDE Maggie, then I realised you were just correcting yet another one of my great Scottish/English gaffs! OLO
Well...I've had my moments.....
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17 Dec 2005 Sat 06:00 pm |
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Quoting Chris123: Payback time...
What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A widow.
What did God say after creating man?
I must be able to do better than that.
Q. What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
A. Through his chest with a sharp knife.
HeHe - but we love them anyway! |
these are great!!
let me see if i can translate them.. hehe
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allah/ tanrı adam yarattıktan sonra ne demiş??
bundan daha iyi yapabilirim...
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bir adamın kalbine en hızlı taraf nedir?
???
aaa... someone help me out...and correct the places where i may have gone wrong...
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17 Dec 2005 Sat 10:30 pm |
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I see what you mean Lyndie. Sorry!
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