Payback time...

What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A widow.

What did God say after creating man?
I must be able to do better than that.

Q. What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
A. Through his chest with a sharp knife.

HeHe - but we love them anyway!

Of course we all love men. In fact, I think every girl should own one.

Advice From Women To Men (stolen from a website )

- If we're watching football with you--it's not bonding--it's their butts.
- If you were really looking for an honest answer, you wouldn't ask in bed.
- The reason why our bras don't always match our underwear is because WE actually change our underwear.
- The next time you joke about female drivers, research the number of accidents caused by rubber-necking mini-skirts.
- If only women gossip, how do you and your friends keep track of "who's easy"?
- Stop telling us most male strippers are gay: we don't care.

38,562 men were asked to identify woman's ultimate fantasy.
97.8% of the respondents said that a woman's ultimate fantasy is to have two men at once.

While this has been verified by a recent sociological study, it appears that most men do not realize that in this fantasy, one man is cooking and the other is cleaning.

Love it sophie!!!

Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's a woman's job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with.

what do you call a man with half a brain? Gifted!!

They say the truth hurts Ramayan ! What's the matter - lost your sense of humour

not a good joke,i think

lack of quality....

Alessandra Giliani - Anatomist - 1st to trace circulatory sysem using coloured fluids..

Alicia Sott (1860-194 - Mathematician - Deriving Archimedean solids from Platonic solids..

Caroline Herschel (1750-1848) - Mathematician/astronomer - 1st women to discover a comet...


Clara Barton (1821-1921) - civil war nurse - founder of American Red Cross..

Amelia Earhart (1897-1937) - flew solo across Atlantic ocean...........

etc..

Ooo Joey, maybe we should keep quiet about that one! You are not helping our cause...!!!

I see what you mean Lyndie. Sorry!

The bitter truth is that there have been just as many wonderful women as men through history, but the women were not given the same opportunities as the men.
...but be sure that all the men in our history books had mothers and daughters, sisters and lovers that were just as brilliant!

...last night I heard on the news that talibans had shot a teacher to death in front of his students. The teachers crime? ...he was educating women! ...2005...what a disgrace! ...if anyone wonder why I am a feminist...feel free to ask!

excuse me Aslan but this is not related to feminism.. actually its related to BEING HUMAN... and be aware of what is being Human... there is no written thing about killing a human in islamic things.. as ppl probably blame that with being moslim.. actually there is no words to tell more.. its TERROR

look larger girls! There is a killed teacher... a big crime... whatever the reason was... and the ratio is much more bigger than %30.. even very luxurous and high society women having problem with that too... this is a big problem but what we can do with it? ok lets bring to all women in a house so let them live there away from their hubbies.. but then??? what will come then?? this will change by the change in generation and with change in minds... you will see maybe it will take years but this need to change.. and there must be always bads and goods in this world to see what we are doing... anyway.. this is sth like paradox.. feminism or any other thing.. at first we need to be learn HUMAN ...

when you look at the streets recently in istanbul an extraordinary increase about woman drivers and woman workers stuff... you really have the same rights maybe some more than men in cities... but to be active in other regions.. you need educate them... at first...

OOFFF!
I don't think anyone was trying to suggest the Taliban were representative of all men. BUT the point being made by Aslan and myself, is that the Taliban's actions are a continuation of the kind of oppression of women that has been going for hundreds of years and created the situation that still continues all over the world.

surely you can condemn the violation of human rights, even if you don´t call yourself a feminist.

but really speaking out for human rights might lead to you being called a feminist anyway.
It´s happened to me before..

You are absolutely right Ilka.

Everyone should speak out about human rights generally and as you have said, this can lead to making feminist statements. Its just in this particular case, The overwhelming issue was a feminist issue. Of course the rights of a teacher to teach should be inviolate but the whole issue is that the teacher was killed for educating women and that makes the wider issue a feminist issue.

How funny how this came out of a joke-thread.. not funny after all anymore.

It's getting time that there is no longer need for a word as 'feminism', because that would mean that men and women have the same rights. 'Feminism' implies there are still differences in right between men and women. Maybe that is the reason I'm not too keen on the word. So i hope we are not too far from the day that the word 'Feminism' will slowly dissapear from common vocabulary and end up in history books.. "those old times in which women were not having the same rights like men. Hard to imagine, isn't it, kizim?"

Your vision is wonderful! ...I hope it will happen in our lifetime!!!

I don't believe men realise that women are discriminated against on a regular basis and if, perhaps, they truly examined their thoughts about all aspects of women they would agree. We don't want to be EQUAL to men - I like the fact we are different, but I want to be treated with the same respect as a man. That is all.

I once worked in a sales office and (amazingly) was in a management role there. The Sales Director (a man) would always tell me how forward-thinking he was for employing me and that he was NOT a sexist. Then, one day, we had to replace one of the sales administration team. We were discussing this and he said to me:-
"I think we should try to employ a man in this role this time".
"Why" I asked
"Because the administration role is good training for sales managment, and if a man were in that role he could eventually be a sales manager"
SAY NO MORE..........!!
:-S

i rather admired her
and I voted for her twice

Ayyyyyyyy- I didn't forget her! I never heard of her! Funny how none of our Turkish boys mentioned her either!

Maybe they never heard about her either?

yes i admit...you are all very important things in our life....(her başarılı erkegin ardında bir kadın vardır)der is a woman behind every seccessful men......with the help of women wad we add our life....even technology means women....
some men discover africa and antarctica to get rid of women their wives murmur.....ehiehiehi...some men forced by their wives to do house works invent washing machine,mixer,....some men invent dildo not to loose them....hehehehhe....

thanks you......hahahahhahah

...I suppose we have to work harder to achieve our goals, dostum!