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17 Dec 2007 Mon 09:44 am |
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Auntie Aengima and uncle Alfie meet for a conference in Istanbul (originally was going to be Kenya) to discuss how to deal with overwhelming demand of users for their advice. Details not clear yet, stay tuned..
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17 Dec 2007 Mon 11:08 am |
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I have just been informed that another important point on their conference agenda is discussing Alfie's lack of involvement in the project. Is he sick? Is he afraid? Is he evil? Only time will tell... and as for the moment, he's completely ignoring his responsibilities. Stay tuned for more...
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17 Dec 2007 Mon 12:07 pm |
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I was in Istanbul this weekend and I saw huge preparations for the conference. I saw the advertisements and everything . Everybody is talking about it.
It will be such a shame if it is canceled.
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17 Dec 2007 Mon 02:34 pm |
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Thank you for update Thehandsom! (our TC correspondent from Istanbul). We did expect huge crowds to gather as a resonse to the conference, but certainly not THAT huge! If Alfie continues to be apathetic, only responding to the "army thread" we might consider other options of what happened to him when he served in the army... Currently the most convincing speculation is the "newbie theory" (new soldiers being harassed by the older ones). Stay tuned for more...
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17 Dec 2007 Mon 02:57 pm |
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Quoting catwoman: "newbie theory" (new soldiers being harassed by the older ones). |
I love your theory..
haha 
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17 Dec 2007 Mon 02:57 pm |
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AEnigma has made no firm committment to attend the conference at this juncture and is currently in hiding after media speculation regarding her marriage to Q. Her meeting with "Uncle" Alphie is still in the negotiation stage.
While the problem business has been thriving, AEnigma feels that Alphie's input has not been sufficient enough to warrant his fee.
She denies everything and we beg the press to give her some privacy at this difficult time.
Yours sincerely,
Lie, Cheat and Steal Inc.
(Lawyers to the Stars)
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17 Dec 2007 Mon 03:28 pm |
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Quoting catwoman: Thank you for update Thehandsom! (our TC correspondent from Istanbul). We did expect huge crowds to gather as a resonse to the conference, but certainly not THAT huge! If Alfie continues to be apathetic, only responding to the "army thread" we might consider other options of what happened to him when he served in the army... Currently the most convincing speculation is the "newbie theory" (new soldiers being harassed by the older ones). Stay tuned for more... |
 Wonderful 
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17 Dec 2007 Mon 03:30 pm |
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Some VERY exciting and shocking news are on the way... our correspondents and secret agents are working on the story. Do not turn off your radios!
"WE dig deeper...  "
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17 Dec 2007 Mon 07:50 pm |
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That's disappointing, I had heard a bunch of American conservatives were going to attend. They were anticipating hearing Omegas lectures...Please let us know of any updates...
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17 Dec 2007 Mon 08:02 pm |
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In an exclusive interview with AF, he told TC that he actually never went to the army... yes, this is a shock to all of us. He's been diagnosed by a doctor and sent to Konya as a dudu, here's an excerpt from the conversation:
Quoting TC: Thank you so much for sharing. And how exactly does the process of not getting accepted to the army work? |
Quoting AlphaF: Once their medical status is established as such, by army Doctors, they are sent to work in the tourist industry, where they serve as valiant dudus. |
Some of you might know that Konya is not a great place to work as a dudu... Dudu's in Konya don't have a lot of business and when they do, they get severely criticized by the local, conservative community. This, no doubt, left an emotional scar on Alfie.
This information, as you all realize, uncovers important aspects of AF's life. However, it still doesn't explain why Alfie started a company with Aengima but does NO work in it and why did Aengima remane her legal practice as "Lie, Cheat and Steal, Inc."? And above all, what will happen at the conference in Istanbul.. Important questions are still to be asked. Stay tuned...
"TC.. WE dig deeper... so you don't have to "
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