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SILLY FORUM...NOT FOR SERIOUS MEMBERS TC Tabloid Headlines
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20 Dec 2007 Thu 10:39 pm |
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Seems that most of our posts turn into sensationalism at some point...why not start off that way?
Here is my first Tabloid Post:
Femme Fatal Strikes Again
Reliable sources have revealed that Femme has been making the rounds and had "relationships" with multiple TC members. Sources also reveal that she has been seen uncovered and eating quinoa (a direct violation of rule 301....insulting Turkishness by not eating proper rice). Her ambitions know no limits as she has her sights set on being the first lady of Turkey even while carrying on an affair with an undisclosed Amerikan.
AEnigma finds a new religion?
Meanwhile, back in merry old England, AEnigma III, the reputed advice columnist and fortune teller, has been silent for several days on all issues involving politics and religion. A source close to AEnigma told TC Tabloid that she has found religion and started eating meat. What has caused this turnaround? Could a Dudu be involved? More to follow......
Catwoman....is rehab in her future?
In other news, Catwoman has signed on with Jenny Craig. It seems that her ass has gotten so big, she needs an extra large litter box. Sources close to Catwoman blame her habitual use of catnip as a reason for her constant munching. Because of her enormous size, she is rarely seen outside of her cathouse.
Is Girlee in Love?
It seems that Girleegirl has purchased several cell phones with international sms cards....the reason for this? An insider revealed that girleegirl is seeing a Dudu.
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20 Dec 2007 Thu 11:04 pm |
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Quoting Elisabeth: Catwoman....is rehab in her future?
In other news, Catwoman has signed on with Jenny Craig. It seems that her ass has gotten so big, she needs an extra large litter box. Sources close to Catwoman blame her habitual use of catnip as a reason for her constant munching. Because of her enormous size, she is rarely seen outside of her cathouse. |
Insulting Catwoman is a direct insult of Turkishness! Whoever gave this private and sensitive information to TC Tabloid will be severely punished (I'm thinking: either veil or death). 
Elisabeth, you evil foamy Amerikano! 
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20 Dec 2007 Thu 11:06 pm |
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I just report the news...I don't invent it. 
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20 Dec 2007 Thu 11:48 pm |
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Oh my gosh, this is a great post I'm laughing my ass off right now. Now I don't have to purchase the National Enquirer anymore. Please keep us updated on any future breaking news on TC members.
P.S. Remember to be fair and balanced...
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21 Dec 2007 Fri 12:19 am |
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Beware if a person with a bed amerikan accent approaches you they could be spies working for the TC Tabloid 
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21 Dec 2007 Fri 01:59 am |
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I can neither confirm nor deny early reports of my being in love. My only comment at this time is - No comment.
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