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SILLY FORUM...NOT FOR SERIOUS MEMBERS TC Tabloid Headlines
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22 Dec 2007 Sat 12:34 pm |
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Quoting Elisabeth: I just report the news...I don't invent it.  |
MORE MORE MORE!
I love this thread  (Ignore Bydand - he is a humbug)
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22 Dec 2007 Sat 04:03 pm |
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Quoting thehandsom: Quoting teaschip1: I wonder if handsom donated his hair to locks of love... |
Nope..
They are all in a big, 5 liters, glass jar..
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I heard he was auctioning it for charity - Alopecia Relief I believe.
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22 Dec 2007 Sat 04:06 pm |
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Quoting lady in red: I heard he was auctioning it for charity - Alopecia Relief I believe. |
That is very noble of him .... but I know he also made money from it. I bought a jumper from M&S the other day and it was labelled as being "20% silk, 30% cashmere, 50% thehandsom hair" 
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22 Dec 2007 Sat 05:38 pm |
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Quoting AEnigma III: Quoting lady in red: I heard he was auctioning it for charity - Alopecia Relief I believe. |
That is very noble of him .... but I know he also made money from it. I bought a jumper from M&S the other day and it was labelled as being "20% silk, 30% cashmere, 50% thehandsom hair" |
Hmmm....sounds cosy though! I'm back in the UK for a while in January - do you think M&S would reserve one for me - they must have a large stock of them!
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27 Dec 2007 Thu 04:37 pm |
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TC TABLOID UPDATE
Week of December 23 - 30
December 26....HATE FEMME DAY
All the usual suspects joined in the annual bashing of our most toxic member....Femme Fatal. Did Femme fold under the verbal thrashings of the more open minded members of TC? Heck no...her tongue remained razor sharp as she delivered equally dazzling assaults. The only question remaining.....how do we explain the mysterious rescue of femme's honor by 2 Turkish members? Perhaps there is a darker and more sinister plot afoot? Sources in Femme's camp have remained mum about her close "TC" relationships. What other brave souls will defend the Ice Princess from the former Soviet Union....We will just have to wait and see.
Catwoman still on Catnip?
Catwoman has denied allegations of catnip use despite being seen by several other members sleeping face down in her food dish. TC Tabloid is despirately working to obtain photos of the mysterious TC member.
AEnigma to Renounce Thrown
Sources inside the Royal TC Virtual Palace have said the pressure of being TC Queen are starting to wear Her Royal Highness. Last night she was seen in a beauty salon, shaving her head and screaming inauditably. The only words that could be discerned from the rantings were....Damn you Alpha! The Queen's secretary stated that Her Royal Highness has been distaught over the constant pressure to be clever.
Handsome seen scratching like a Madman.....
Since Handsome went hairless he has become a horrible itchy mess. Who is scratching his itch? Could it be Femme? Handsome has remained silent on the issue.
Girleegirl...."I wasnt'concerned"
Has Femme's toxicity rubbed off on Girlee? Has the sting of Femme's infidelity left Girlee grumpy? Judging from the tone of recent forum posts, it seems she is ready to join a new gang...the grumpiest of them all...the Bed Amerikan Catholics. Who will join this gang of TC zealots? Teas?
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27 Dec 2007 Thu 06:09 pm |
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Quoting Elisabeth: TC TABLOID UPDATE
Week of December 23 - 30
Handsome seen scratching like a Madman.....
Since Handsome went hairless he has become a horrible itchy mess. Who is scratching his itch? Could it be Femme? Handsome has remained silent on the issue.
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i assure you i have nothing to do with hair, i swear!
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27 Dec 2007 Thu 06:11 pm |
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Thanks for the update, reporter Elisabeth. I loved it, better than any magazine I could have bought. As for the Bed Amerikan Catholic Gang, I would love to join..I even searched for my plaid skirt, back in the day. I'm reporting to you however, my fat ass no longer fits in it. Just another excuse to go shopping. Maybe I'll see Aenigma trying on wigs at the mall. Better yet, handsom could donate some of his hair, if Aenigmas doesn't grow back.
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27 Dec 2007 Thu 06:12 pm |
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Quoting Elisabeth: TC TABLOID UPDATE
Week of December 23 - 30
Girleegirl...."I wasnt'concerned"
Has Femme's toxicity rubbed off on Girlee? Has the sting of Femme's infidelity left Girlee grumpy? Judging from the tone of recent forum posts, it seems she is ready to join a new gang...the grumpiest of them all...the Bed Amerikan Catholics. Who will join this gang of TC zealots? Teas?
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i think we have enough political parties to join. its a waste to create a new one.
just my two pennies.....
regards,
FF
the chairman
the insulters sisteren
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27 Dec 2007 Thu 06:19 pm |
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Quoting femme_fatal: Quoting Elisabeth: TC TABLOID UPDATE
Week of December 23 - 30
Girleegirl...."I wasnt'concerned"
Has Femme's toxicity rubbed off on Girlee? Has the sting of Femme's infidelity left Girlee grumpy? Judging from the tone of recent forum posts, it seems she is ready to join a new gang...the grumpiest of them all...the Bed Amerikan Catholics. Who will join this gang of TC zealots? Teas?
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i think we have enough political parties to join. its a waste to create a new one.
just my two pennies.....
regards,
FF
the chairman
the insulters sisteren |
All sinners are welcomed, just leave a small donation please.
regards,
TC
Accountant of the Sisters of Notre Dame
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27 Dec 2007 Thu 06:22 pm |
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Quoting teaschip1:
the Sisters of Notre Dame
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27 Dec 2007 Thu 07:00 pm |
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UPDATE
It has been confirmed that AEnigma, who is strangely absent at the moment, has been seen wearing a short dark wig. We are not able to confirm whether or not the donor was thehandsome but TC Tabloid speculates that thehansome has ditched his amore of 2 days, Femme, for the affections of our frazzled Queen. A "friend" of the Queen stated that Her Royal Highness is "aglow with the sudden rush of cleverness". Perhaps her "handsome headdress" is responsible for the sudden change.
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