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SILLY FORUM...NOT FOR SERIOUS MEMBERS TC Tabloid Headlines
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27 Dec 2007 Thu 07:00 pm |
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UPDATE
It has been confirmed that AEnigma, who is strangely absent at the moment, has been seen wearing a short dark wig. We are not able to confirm whether or not the donor was thehandsome but TC Tabloid speculates that thehansome has ditched his amore of 2 days, Femme, for the affections of our frazzled Queen. A "friend" of the Queen stated that Her Royal Highness is "aglow with the sudden rush of cleverness". Perhaps her "handsome headdress" is responsible for the sudden change.
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27 Dec 2007 Thu 07:18 pm |
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Quoting Elisabeth: UPDATE
It has been confirmed that AEnigma, who is strangely absent at the moment, has been seen wearing a short dark wig. We are not able to confirm whether or not the donor was thehandsome but TC Tabloid speculates that thehansome has ditched his amore of 2 days, Femme, for the affections of our frazzled Queen. A "friend" of the Queen stated that Her Royal Highness is "aglow with the sudden rush of cleverness". Perhaps her "handsome headdress" is responsible for the sudden change. |
 OMG who are your sources? 
I am neither confirming nor denying these allegations 
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27 Dec 2007 Thu 07:39 pm |
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Quoting Elisabeth: TC TABLOID UPDATE
Week of December 23 - 30
December 26....HATE FEMME DAY
All the usual suspects joined in the annual bashing of our most toxic member....Femme Fatal. Did Femme fold under the verbal thrashings of the more open minded members of TC? Heck no...her tongue remained razor sharp as she delivered equally dazzling assaults. The only question remaining.....how do we explain the mysterious rescue of femme's honor by 2 Turkish members? Perhaps there is a darker and more sinister plot afoot? Sources in Femme's camp have remained mum about her close "TC" relationships. What other brave souls will defend the Ice Princess from the former Soviet Union....We will just have to wait and see.
Catwoman still on Catnip?
Catwoman has denied allegations of catnip use despite being seen by several other members sleeping face down in her food dish. TC Tabloid is despirately working to obtain photos of the mysterious TC member.
AEnigma to Renounce Thrown
Sources inside the Royal TC Virtual Palace have said the pressure of being TC Queen are starting to wear Her Royal Highness. Last night she was seen in a beauty salon, shaving her head and screaming inauditably. The only words that could be discerned from the rantings were....Damn you Alpha! The Queen's secretary stated that Her Royal Highness has been distaught over the constant pressure to be clever.
Handsome seen scratching like a Madman.....
Since Handsome went hairless he has become a horrible itchy mess. Who is scratching his itch? Could it be Femme? Handsome has remained silent on the issue.
Girleegirl...."I wasnt'concerned"
Has Femme's toxicity rubbed off on Girlee? Has the sting of Femme's infidelity left Girlee grumpy? Judging from the tone of recent forum posts, it seems she is ready to join a new gang...the grumpiest of them all...the Bed Amerikan Catholics. Who will join this gang of TC zealots? Teas?
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Wonderful!!  
So nice to see someone who is both clever and witty  
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27 Dec 2007 Thu 08:11 pm |
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Quoting AEnigma III: Quoting Elisabeth: TC TABLOID UPDATE
Week of December 23 - 30
December 26....HATE FEMME DAY
All the usual suspects joined in the annual bashing of our most toxic member....Femme Fatal. Did Femme fold under the verbal thrashings of the more open minded members of TC? Heck no...her tongue remained razor sharp as she delivered equally dazzling assaults. The only question remaining.....how do we explain the mysterious rescue of femme's honor by 2 Turkish members? Perhaps there is a darker and more sinister plot afoot? Sources in Femme's camp have remained mum about her close "TC" relationships. What other brave souls will defend the Ice Princess from the former Soviet Union....We will just have to wait and see.
Catwoman still on Catnip?
Catwoman has denied allegations of catnip use despite being seen by several other members sleeping face down in her food dish. TC Tabloid is despirately working to obtain photos of the mysterious TC member.
AEnigma to Renounce Thrown
Sources inside the Royal TC Virtual Palace have said the pressure of being TC Queen are starting to wear Her Royal Highness. Last night she was seen in a beauty salon, shaving her head and screaming inauditably. The only words that could be discerned from the rantings were....Damn you Alpha! The Queen's secretary stated that Her Royal Highness has been distaught over the constant pressure to be clever.
Handsome seen scratching like a Madman.....
Since Handsome went hairless he has become a horrible itchy mess. Who is scratching his itch? Could it be Femme? Handsome has remained silent on the issue.
Girleegirl...."I wasnt'concerned"
Has Femme's toxicity rubbed off on Girlee? Has the sting of Femme's infidelity left Girlee grumpy? Judging from the tone of recent forum posts, it seems she is ready to join a new gang...the grumpiest of them all...the Bed Amerikan Catholics. Who will join this gang of TC zealots? Teas?
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Wonderful!!
So nice to see someone who is both clever and witty |
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27 Dec 2007 Thu 10:06 pm |
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Mark twain"if people talk about u it means u r still alive"
Long live to u FF)))
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27 Dec 2007 Thu 10:18 pm |
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Quoting kafesteki kus: Mark twain"if people talk about u it means u r still alive"
Long live to u FF))) |
eh, its aenigme is the TC queen, not FF!
long live the queen!
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27 Dec 2007 Thu 10:22 pm |
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agree  but FF is a salt of this soil)))
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28 Dec 2007 Fri 02:09 am |
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Quoting Elisabeth: UPDATE
It has been confirmed that AEnigma, who is strangely absent at the moment, has been seen wearing a short dark wig. We are not able to confirm whether or not the donor was thehandsome but TC Tabloid speculates that thehansome has ditched his amore of 2 days, Femme, for the affections of our frazzled Queen. A "friend" of the Queen stated that Her Royal Highness is "aglow with the sudden rush of cleverness". Perhaps her "handsome headdress" is responsible for the sudden change. |
This is ridicilous..!!!!!
I will clear my name I will cut out the cancer of bent and twisted journalism with "the sword of truth and the trusty shield of TC fair play".
Note: If anybody thinks 'words above are very similar to Jonathan Aitken's words in 1994', It is ridicilous too.
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28 Dec 2007 Fri 05:05 pm |
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Alpha Rejects Elisabeth!
In a most humiliating and upsetting turn of events, the decidedly grumpy Alpha has rejected the devilishly amusing Elisabeth on a public forum. Will her broken heart ever mend? Will she finally find a faithful Dudu? or will she continue to humiliate herself with offers of cell phones to entice the cranky Turk? Will she ever be able to put the trauma of mixing up old monks behind her?
Femme and Alameda are really BFF!
In a shocking and earth shattering revelation, the pair was seen dining together at a posh Tofu Restaurant and shopping on Rodeo Drive. The two seemed chummy as they strolled from shop to shop. Alameda is despirately trying to squash rumors that she has purchased a large diamond while femme's camp vehemently denies even being in California.
KeithL...on the sick and injured list again!
In an amazing feat of human strength Keith has survived yet another attack from viruses unknown. Sources close to Keith insist that he eats well and get plenty of rest, however the TC paparazzi has taken several pictures of Keith having fun in various Istanbul hot spots. When will the madness stop...when will he just stay home and eat the chicken soup that this reporter is well aware he has the recipe for?
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28 Dec 2007 Fri 05:51 pm |
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Ahh Elizabeth, my heart goes out to you. I know too well the feeling of being rebuffed…as you have so delicately reported.
I wonder……Is it possible that the wily femme has woven her magic spell over your beloved alfie and taken him from you?
Perhaps that should be the path of a new investigation……just a suggestion…..it has nothing to do with femme’s spurning of my affections……I simply want you to have the peace of mind of the truth!!!
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28 Dec 2007 Fri 06:34 pm |
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Thanks girlee for your kind words. It is so difficult to write about my own situation as you can imagine, but alas, I must be truthful and objective even if it is about me. I don't know if Femme is behind my dear sweet Alphie's rejection but I am sure once he has time to reflect on everything he is giving up, he will change his mind. I have sent cell phones, money, clothes, iPods, laptops....sooner or later he will realize the truth. Hopefully he will start PMing me again soon and we will be as happy as ever.
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